Title:           That Fucking Mission...
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Tuesday 8th of January 2013 11:59:50 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 8th of January 2013 11:59:50 AM CDT

>Day Guardian Angel.
>You are Femanon, Leader of the Ponyville Seraphims. The best gang to ever grace this quaint town.
>Well, you were, until the Syndicate came rolling through, dismantling your gang.
>So you're back at square one.
>And you're going to take this town back.
>Or die trying.
>So far, you and your gaggle of ninja ponies have taken out the Gem Diggers. Those assholes kept stealing Rarity's diamonds.
>A good beatdown sent them running like a pack of wild dogs.
>Now, you're relaxing, thinking up a plan with your wing girl, Dash the Menace and Sparkle the Nerd.
>You get a call on your magic cell. It was one of your informants saying they have found something of value to us and will plan on getting it for you.
>They said to meet at a specified location.
>You tell your homegirls the plan and head there shortly.
>Arrive to find a helicopter, a sniper rifle, and a rocket launcher.
>Why are there guns here?
>"P-please protect us?"
>Wait...is that Fluttershy?
What are you doing?!?!
>"I'm helping...Femanon."
>Hop in and Dash hops in the driver seat, controlling the heli.
>How she's doing that, you don't know.
>See four ninja ponies carrying a briefcase.
>They are stopped by a car, two griffons hop out with guns.
OH SHIT!!!
>Grab the sniper and take them out.
>Sigh in relief.
>More cars show up, with more griffons with guns.
The fuck?!?
>Your cronies hide behind cover.
>Quickly take them out.
>They see a get away car.
>They hop in and drive off.
 
>You grab a rocket launcher.
>Infinite ammo, huh?
>Shit_just_got_real.png
>They drive through Ponyville.
>Cars with griffon decals roll up on them, trying to shoot out their tires.
>LOLNOPE!
>You won't let Flutterskank die...even if she's been trying to get in your pants.
>Blow up the cars.
>Civilians scream and run inside their houses.
>The horrors of gang violence you suppose...
>This goes on for about 2 minutes.
>"I'm almost at the s-safehouse Femmy."
>You shudder at that nickname.
Don't call me that, Flutterskank.
>Something big rounds the corner.
>It's a fucking tank!
>WHERE DID A GRIFFON GET A FUCKING TANK?!?
>"EEP!"
>The car starts to go in reverse.
>You let loose a torrent of rockets.
>Some hit.
>The tank turns its turret to a new target.
>You.
FFFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!!
>Fire off a quick rocket, hoping it will kill it.
>Plugs up the turret hole.
>The griffon fires.
>The tank blows up.
>Day is saved.
>Thanks to the lucky ass rocket.
>No more griffons coming.
>The getaway car looks worse for wear.
>As soon as it arrives at the safehouse, the wheels fall off.
>The ninja ponies and Flutterskank hop out and run into the house.
 
>You let out a sigh of relief.
Let us down, Dashie.
>"Don't call me that Femmy."
>You glare at each other.
>You both then break into a fit of laughter.
>Dash the Menace lets you off.
>She flies back to HQ.
>Head inside the house.
>See Fluttershy holding the briefcase.
What's inside?
>The door shuts.
>You crank your head and find that there is no longer a door.
>Or for that matter...no walls.
>Fluttershy opens the large briefcase.
>Inside was a large strap-on dildo.
>"How do you like my...Plot Device?"
MAMA DON'T1!!
>Try to run out.
>Hit something hard and fall back down.
YOU SET ME UP!
>"Oh no, it isn't a set up baby."
>She has it on her already.
>"Now come over here and let Flutterskank rock your world, Femmy."
>You try your hardest to get out. Nothing.
>Fluttershy puts on her raep faec.
>Then you remember...THE ROCKETS!
>You pull out the rocketlaucher.
>Throw a couple of grenades at the ground.
>Shoot a rocket.
>That was enough to bring your health to zero.
>"FEMMY...NOOOO!!!"
>Everything goes black.
>Wake up outside the hospital.
>You're at peak condition.
>Head back to HQ with a pep in your step while whistling your gang's anthem
>You lost money, and ammo.
>But at least you weren't...
>Getting fucked over by Fluttershy.