Title:           THUG LYFE (One shot)
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ua6qfFX4
First Edit:      Monday 14th of January 2013 03:56:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 14th of January 2013 03:56:09 PM CDT

>Day "Thug Lyfe" in the ponyhood.
>You're chillin, maxing relaxing all cool.
>Until some Yellow filly was up to no good.
>Tryin' to start raping my manhood.
Yo Fluternut, the fuck you tryin ta do?
>You sip on your juice box as you stiff arm her face away from your dick.
>"H-hey. I'm j-just tryin' ta get a nut. You know you like this badonkadonk."
>She turns around and starts trying to twerk it.
>Her pony plot does nothing.
You're firm as a board girl. Some other stallion would tap dat flank gurl. Go to them."
>She pulls out a gat from under her wing holding it sideways.
>"GIMME DAT HOT MONKEY DICK, NYIGGA!!"
>Oh hell naw!
>You pull out yours. from your waist band of your jogging pants, holding it the same way.
Drop it homes. We ain't gotta go down like dis.
>"You drop yo pants, an' I drop da gat."
NO YOU!
>"DROP IT!!!"
>You see her wing pulling the trigger back slowly.
Don't do dis Flutters. We cool. Don't do it.
>"Imma do it!"
STOP!!!
>You both fire.
>And every shot misses you both completely.
>You both open your eyes.
>"So, is having a Nigga Moment your fetish?"
>You glare at Flutternut.
....yes
>You take her inside and have hot monkey on pony sex.
>The next day, you find out she's knocked up with your kid.
>Skip town later that day.
>Life of a nigga.
THUG LYFE!!!