Title:           Oneshot Archives
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Sunday 11th of November 2012 10:02:32 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 11th of November 2012 10:02:32 PM CDT

>Day Twilight's Lab in Equestria
>Working with Purple Smart to create something to keep Fluttershy at bay.
>After days of tinkering, you two have done it.
>You have created Anonbot.
So...lets turn it on!
>"Okay, now stand back!"
>Twilight charges up her horn.
>The magic shoots out and hits Anonbot on its antennae.
>The robot comes to life and starts walking off.
"Shit..."
"Shower.."
"Shave.."
"Rape."
>It repeats that over and over again.
>Walks past the both of you.
>You stand there in shock as it eventually busts through Twilight's wall.
>Heads out into Ponyville.
>Rapes all the mares and stallions.
>Avoids Fluttershy though.
>You look to Twilight.
>She looks to you.
>"We never speak of this."
Agreed...
 
END
 
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>Heading down the path to Ponyville.
>See a blur of yellow and pink out the corner of your eye.
>Gotta go fast!
>Get cut off by the yellow streak and make a right.
>Happens again a few meters away.
>See that you're being led towards a pitfall.
Hah, think that can stop me Flutters?
>Move with the speed of Kenyans.
>Jump the hole like a boss with a smile like Chip Skylark.
See ya around Fluttersh-
>Fall into the hole right behind the one you jumped.
>Anon is Confused.
>Anon uses jump
>Hurts self in confusion.
>Sits your happy ass down.
>Look up, it's Fluttershy drooling.
>"Got you now my little pretty." Cackles up a storm like Wicked Witch of the West.
>She flies down with some rope.
>"Now just stand still."
>Cardboard cutout of yourself falls over.
>" . . .wat."
>Dirt falls all around her.
>Burying Fluttershy in her own hole.
Skip to the Lou mah Darlin'.
>Finish with the burial and head off to Sugarcube corner.
>See Pinkie Pie. Smile and wave her over.
>Bundle of pink hops, skips, and jump over to you.
>Pay her for teaching you the ways of Pinkie Pie.
>Today's a good day.
 
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>Day Estrus in Ponyville
>Wake up, see Fluttershy in your face.
>Her eyes were wall-eyed.
>"Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis ..."
What the fuck?!!?
>Push her off, run out of your house.
>Morning routine can wait later.
>Arrive in the middle of Ponyville.
>A few mare take notice of you and start walking towards you.
>They have that same look Rainbow had.
>All chanting the same thing.
>"Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis."
>You were swarmed as they knocked you down.
>This is it, you're going to be raped.
>But they don't.
>They just say the chant over and over again.
>Today you weren't raped...but you felt very uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
 
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>Day freaky Femanon.
>Your hair is a mess.
>And you want it.
>Knock at the door.
>It's Futashy.
>Today is your lucky day.
>"H-hey Femanon, just wanted to know if you wanted to...eeep!"
>Snatch her up, take her to your room.
>Toss her on your bed with an audible Pomf.
>"What are we going to do on the bed?"
All the things you've always wanted to do.
>Your eyes shrink to the size of pinpricks.
>You're now drooling all over yourself.
>Toss of your clothes, pounce on top of Futashy.
>She sees your look, she is now frightened.
>Futashy is having flashbacks of her private meetings with the solar princess.
>Those ended with her doing things...
>Naughty things.
>"NO!! STAY AWAY FROM ME MOLESTIA!!"
>Futashy bucks you off.
>Lands on your chest.
>Flies over to the window.
>Stops right in front of it, opens it quietly.
>Flies out, crying tears.
>You're lying there stunned.
>Body is screaming in pain, and lustful agony.
I NEED TO FUCK SOMEONE!!!
>Just then a blue blur flies in through your bedroom window.
>Look up it's Rainbow Dash.
>"Did someone say they needed a good fucking?"
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>You were raped violently.
>bad end
 
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>Day 10 since becoming Femanon
>About to read some Daring Doo.
>Hear a knock at the door.
>Sigh and open it.
>It's Rainbow Dash.
No, I'm not letting you sniff my flower.
>She reaches a hoof behind her head.
>Hear a zipping sound.
>It's actually Fluttershy.
What?
>"So if you don't like Rainbow, then you'd give me a shot?"
>You glare at her.
If I wouldn't fuck you as a guy, then why would I start as a chick?
>You can see the defeat in her eyes.
>Then she reached behind her head.
>Another zipping sound.
>"SURPRISE!"
>"IT'S ME PINKIE PIE!"
>Then she threw you a party.
>Everyp0ny was invited.
>You shrug and enjoy yourself.
>No rape attempts happened.
 
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>Day 451 in Equestria.
>Time to start the morning grind.
>Shit, shower, shave
>Head into kitchen to make brakfast
>About to have your happy ass some Frosted Hay Flakes, until there was a knock at your door.
It's that time of day, after all.
>Head to the door to tell off Fluttershy.
>Open it to find that its...
>Gilda, and boy she looked pissed.
>"You think this is a mother fucking game?!?"
Wait, what did I do?
>"JUST DIE YOU DWEEB!"
>She raises her talons, ready to swipe at you.
>Just before she strikes, a wooden bat swiftly comes down on her head, a loud crack could be heard.
>The butch griffon slumps to the floor in a daze.
>You were too shaken from the ordeal to notice Fluttershy rush up to you sobbing.
Y-you saved me.
>"I...I didn't want to. But I couldn't think of losing you."
>She then tries to go for a kiss, but you manage a stiff arm to keep her at bay.
No, savior sex is not my fetish.
>Look over at Gilda.
Get up Gilda...I know you're still awake.
>"Tchh..." She gets up rubbing the Styrofoam off her feathers.
>"I'm still getting paid for this, Dweeb." She spreads her majestic wings and soars into the sky, with an eagle screech and a guitar riff to match.
>You look at Flutterrape with an annoyed look.
Get out...
>She eeps and gallops the fuck out of there.
>"I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!! ...if that's okay with you."
>You are left with a mess to clean up.
Fucking Fluttershy.
 
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>Day Over 9000 in Equestria.
>You wake up, do morning routine.
>As you head down to breakfast, you sense great power head towards you.
>Fast.
>Head outside.
>You don't see anyp0ny.
>But you feel something is near.
>"R-rape Flash! EEP!"
>A large pink energy beam is heading towards you from the sky.
>Like hell you'll let this happen.
KA- ME- HA- ME...
>Charging up your lazorz!
HAAA!!!!!
>You send your Kamehameha Wave into the Final Flash.
>The beams collide.
>Power struggle ensues!
>Until it the final Flash gives way.
>Your Kamehameha shoots upward.
>Hear a loud boom.
>Fluttershy falls to the ground with a thud.
>She shakily stands up, dazed.
>"Th-this isn't over...M-mister. I'll rape you."
>Charges up.
>Flies away.
>Hits a tree face first.
>"O-ow..."
>Shrug and walk back in.
>Today was a weird day.
 
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>Day role reversal.
>Get up.
>bathe, dry, wash mane.
>Feed little furry creatures their breakfast.
>Oh they are so darn cute.
>Today is the day you finally go ask Big Mac out.
>But you're too shy.
>But nothing is going to break your stride.
>Knock at the door.
>He's right on time.
>Open it.
>It's Anon the Human.
>Wearing a catgirl outfit.
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg
>Why he's wearing that, you have no idea.
>Give him your best annoyed look.
>Look more constipated than annoyed.
What?
>"I just wanted to know if I can be your pet?"
>Why do the weird ones want you.
No.
>You slam the door in his face.
>"So pet play isn't your fetish?!"
>Groan and sneak out the back and head for Sweet Apple Acres.
>Anon busts down the door.
>"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!"
>Angel Bunny standing there with a high pressure fire hose.
>The white furball smirks.
>Anon sweating bullets.
>"uh oh..."
>The fire hose is turned on.
>Anon flies into the sky.
>"Looks like I'M BLASTING OFF AGAAAAaaaaaiiiii...."
>Hear a twinkle sound.
>Ask Big Mac out on a date.
>Took a bit to get it out.
>He accepts.
>Today was a great day.
 
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>Be Anon
>It's 4 am
>The amount of Flutterrape attempts are starting to get to you.
>Head into the kitchen.
>Start making pudding.
>Front door opens.
>Fluttershy is standing there holding the "Plot Device"
>Walks over to you with a wicked grin pastered on her face.
>"Ready for your medici- Anon, what are you doing?"
>Your eyes have went from the pudding to the yellow bundle of rape.
I'm making pudding.
>"At 4 am? Why?"
>Turn attention back to the pudding and continue stirring.
Because I have lost control of my life.
>Fluttershy eeps and slowly backs away from you.
>Backing it up...
>Out of the door...
>And closing it behind her.
>You stand there, continuing making pudding until it's sunrise.
>Fluttershy comes by with the rest of the Mane 6 to talk to you.
>Sees you're still stirring the same pot of pudding.
>It's burnt to a crisp.
>They stare at you, then look to each other
>They leave.
 
end.
 
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>There's a knock at the door.
>You know who it is.
>Open it.
>Of course it's Fluttershy.
>But you notice another pony beside her.
>A blue unicorn mare with a crescent and want for her cutie mark.
>She's wearing a wizard hat and cape adorned with stars.
>And she has that smug ass look on her face.
>It's Trixie, and she's your idol.
>Everyp0ny knows this.
>"H-hey Anon. I know you like Trixie so much, I managed to bring her here for some fun."
>You don't even listen as you stare at her Great and Powerful form.
>Trixie rolls her eyes.
>"Is he always like this?"
>You pick her up.
>Trixie's legs flail around from such a surprise.
You're so...great and...Powerful.
>"W-wait, what are you doing?"
>You take her inside and shut the door in Flutterskank's face.
>"What are you, oh my. Put that away."
I can't help it, you're great and powerful body has me in a spell.
>Fluttershy stands on the other side of the door.
>All she hear are moans, yelps, and barnyard noises.
>10 minutes later, Trixie walks out.
>Her clothing disheveled with a giddy smile on her face.
>You thank Saffron apprehensive and shut the door in her face.
>"So...do I get my turn?"
Sorry, you aren't Great and Powerful enough.
>Yellow Quiet gallops away crying from your home.
>You grin to yourself.
Silly Fluttershy, only those Great and Powerful enough can get my snuggles.
 
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>Day 7/11 in Equestria.
>You're working at a convenience store.
>Your boss is a dick to you.
>Fucking Saddle Arabians.
>But it pays the bills since nop0ny would give you a job.
>Things were slow and you were getting bored.
>Hear the bell jingle.
>In walks Fluttershy.
>Fuck!
>Can't leave yet, still on shift for a few more hours.
>She gives you those bedroom eyes and sways her hips as she walks past you.
>Lucky that's all she did.
>Buys some things for Angel Bunny.
>Comes up tot he counter.
>"S-so you come here often?"
>No shit, you work here.
>Sigh.
Y-yeah. I work here.
>"Oh."
>There goes her attempt at small talk.
>Ring up her order.
That will be 15 bits.
>"Oh...okay."
>She digs around in her saddlebag.
>You catch a glint in her eyes.
>You back up, knowing something will go down.
>Reach behind you.
>Fluttershy jumps the counter.
>"Give me that dick ANON!"
>You swing down something on her head.
>It was a steal chair.
>BONK!
>She falls back dazed.
>She gets up and runs out with the items.
>You were almost raped.
>Wait a minute...
FLUTTERSHY!!! GET BACK HERE! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT STUFF!!
>Fucking Fluttershy.
 
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>Wake up.
>Hear the doorbell
>Open it.
>See a package.
>"To Anon."
Hm...
>"40 lbs of Grapes."
Awesome, I love grapes.
>Take it inside.
>The "G" and "S" that were taped on falls off.
>Put it on your table.
>Open the box.
>Fluttershy pops out wearing a dildo and holding a bat.
>"I heard you like G-RAPES."
NO FLUTTERSHY, NO!!!
>Hit on the head with a bat.
>Wake up.
>You're naked.
>Ass hurts.
>There is a note.
Had fun, we should do it again sometime.
>There are photos.
>Look at them.
>They are of Fluttershy and you having sex.
>You vomit.
Fucking Fluttershy.
>That's the last time you take in strange packages.
 
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>It's a bright and sunny day.
>Decide to take a stroll through Ponyville Main Square.
>Wave to the friendly ponies.
>"Hi Anon!"
>See Flutterskank standing in the middle of the path.
>She's eyeing your package.
Can't we have just a day without rape?
>"Sorry, but I want that monkey dick."
>Hear a majestic eagle screech and a sick guitar riff.
>Gilda lands in front of you.
>You can see the hearts in her eyes.
>"I was wondering if you want to go on a flight with me. I'll be...gentle."
>Bedroom_eyes.gif
>"Step off bitch, he's mine." Flutters huffs and pushes Gilda.
>"You step off Dweeb, Anon doesn't want to be seen with the likes of you."
Actually, I just want to walk around town in peace.
>"There's only one way to settle who gets Anon. DANCE BATTLE!!!!"
>In some cartoon magic event, you are all transported in front of Town Hall.
>There's a DJ and a linoleum floor.
>You're sitting on the side with a sign saying "PRIZE" around your neck.
>Everyp0ny is there cheering each contestant on.
Why is this happening?
 
>Start the dance montage.
>Gilda pulling out some sick moves.
>Fluttershy gets in a flip with no wings.
>They are going move for move.
>The crowd is hyped.
>You are not.
>Things are getting heavy.
>DJ Pon-3 at the tables mixing up some music.
>Good thing she branched out from the wubs. You hate that shit.
>But there could be one winner.
>And Fluttershy manages to take it with one killer headspin into a burn.
>The crowd goes wild.
>"Now, lets have some fun at the cottage A-"
>You weren't there.
>She turns to see you walking off with Spike talking about dragon stuff.
>Spike's a pretty cool guy.
>Fluttershy and Gilda growl.
>They both mutter under their breaths.
>"Fucking Spike."
 
End
 
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>You're out with the Mane 6 on a picnic.
>Fluttershy is being sneaky with her antics.
>Lying her head on your lap just to sniff your crotch.
>Giving you cuddles while grinding her lady bits against you.
>Now she's trying to feed you food mouth to mouth.
>The rest of the mares saw that as cute.
>Fuck this shit, you know what she's after.
>You get up to leave.
I'm going home.
>"No Anon! Don't go!"
>Fluttershy hops on your leg.
>She bites down on your pants and pulls back.
>You struggle to keep moving.
>The Mane 6 saw you being silly.
>"Anon, dear. Fluttershy is just trying to be nice."
No, she's after what's in my pants.
>Fluttershy gives one good pull.
>You don't budge, but your pants rip.
>And the day you decide to run out of clean underwear.
>You pause, the mares look at you.
>There's a momentary lapse in your thought processing.
>They are all staring at your package.
>You hear Rarity and Rainbow Dash start laughing.
>"He's so small! BWAHAHAHA!!"
>"N-now dear, it isn't right to laugh at...something...so...HAA! He's so small. Why would Fluttershy want that."
>Twilight is taking measurements of your tiny dick and taking notes.
>The others cover their face.
>You're spilling spaghetti.
>Fluttershy hovers over to you and pats your back.
>"It's okay Anon. I still love you. Even if you have a colt sized pecker. Now give it to me."
>You push the rapist out of your way and run back to your home.
>Lock yourself in your room.
>Cry yourself to sleep.
>All because of Fucking Fluttershy.
 
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>Reading the newspaper.
>Hear a knock at the door.
>Open it and see a humanish figure with yellow fur and pink hair.
>It also has wings.
>"I...I know you like humans, so I got Twilight to turn me into one."
>You twitch.
>"You...like it?"
>She lifts up her shirt, revealing her large bazingas held tightly in a bra.
>She must have found your porn magazines.
>"So...wanna do it?"
No Fluttershy. Go home.
>Close the door.
>She stops it with her foot.
>"Sorry Anon, but I'm going to get that dick."
>She pushes the door open, knocking you back.
Fluttershy, NO!
>She takes a step forward.
>Falls flat on her face.
>"How do you humans walk on two legs?"
>Gets back up and takes another step.
>Falls and trips, pulling down your china cabinet.
>She is knocked out cold.
>Sigh and carry her back to her home.
>Put her to bed.
>She wakes up.
>"Did we do it?"
Nope, not even close...
>Head home to clean up the mess.
>Fucking Anthroshy.
 
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>Day bed
>You are in it.
>Because people kept telling you to go to bed.
>At least Trixie was there.
>Wait, these are wings.
>Wake up to find Fluttershy snuggling into you.
>Trixie should be there.
>Flick the silly little pony on the nose.
>Yellow Quiet jumps up and flails about, falling off the bed.
Where's Trixie?
>"Y-you don't remember Anon?"
>Recall being at a party.
>Got shitfaced and started talking to Trixie.
>Then took her back home, but everything else is a blank.
What happened.
>"We rutted."
>Wake up in a cold sweat.
>Look down to see Trixie sleeping beside you.
>Much better.
>Lie back down.
>Feel something poking your back.
>"I must go deeper."
>Turn your head to see Flutterrape with the plot device.
>"Is having a dream within a dream your fetish?"
http://youtu.be/IXLDv-fUINM
 
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>Sitting at the dock of the bay.
>Watching the tides roll away.
>Flutterbutt flies over to you with a fancy drink.
>"H-here. I think you would be thirsty."
>See an undisolved pill at the bottom.
....
>Take it.
>Pretend to drink it.
Here, you can have the rest.
>Lean into her.
It's like we kissed if you drink it.
>"R-REALLY!?!"
>Takes the drink from you and downs it.
>"We...we kissed. I can get that ho...monk...di.."
>She fall on her side, passing out.
>Rub her tummy.
>While you sit at the dock of the bay.
>Watching the tides roll away...
 
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>Be Minion of Lulu
>Trying to write this next part of Lulamoon Rape Protection.
>It's not going well.
>Fluttershy peeks over your shoulder.
>"What are your writing?"
Something for these readers.
>"Let me see."
>She pushes you out of the way.
>"Hm, what's this?"
>She finds your file called "Lulamoon Extra"
Wait, don't click on tha-
>"Oh, oh my..."
>She gives you a deadpan look.
>"You got the anatomy all wrong."
What are you talking about?
>She presents you with her goodies hidden by her tail.
>"This is a tactile lesson, so make sure you touch it really good."
>A pink magic aura envelops The shy Pegasus and lifts her into the air.
>Sluttershy eeps before she is tossed out of your house.
>"Gosh, you still can't handle that pony?"
>Turn your head to your stairs to find Trixie in all her bitchy glory.
Shut up bitch.
>"Stupid human, get your ass up here. Time for you to go to bed."
>You shut down your battlestation and run up the stairs to her room, hopping in her bed.
>You are actually Seth.
>But at least you aren't
>Fucking Fluttershy.
 
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>Doing morning routine.
>Now in shower mode.
>Shampoo your locks of [DATA EXPUNGED]
>get some in your eye.
>It stings.
>Grab for a towel.
>Pull it to your face and get it out.
>"Ah...aahhhh..."
>sounds like moaning.
>Shut off the water and wrap the towel around your waist.
>Look out to find...nothing.
Strange...
>Feel something wet on your leg.
>Look down.
>It's Fluttershy wrapped around you.
Fluttershy?
>"Uh...Hi Anon."
>Pull her off.
What are you doing?
>"I saw that your towel was dirty...so I uh...became your towel."
>....
You want to be a towel that bad?
>Her eyes light up.
>"Oh...Oh yes."
>You smirk and take her to the basement.
>You use her to clean the gunk that built up in the corners.
>10 minutes and an awesome montage later, the basement is spotless.
>Fluttershy however is dirty.
>"Did I do good?"
>You nod.
>"Can I uh...get some loving."
>You shake your head no.
>"Too bad!"
>She pounces.
>Rarity grabs Fluttershy in her magic.
>"My dear, what have you done to yourself. Darling, you need a good cleaning."
>She drags Flutternut away.
>Go back upstairs to finish routine.
>Shave mode, activated.
>It's just one of those days.