Title:           Myths and Legends (Collab with Nebulus)
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/65kukL3c
First Edit:      Thursday 17th of January 2013 06:51:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 17th of January 2013 06:51:17 PM CDT

(Lulu)
>Day Legends in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Playing Myths and Legends.
>Reminds you of a game back home.
>Made it to Platinum Elo with your friend "the Gr8 n Powerful".
>Dragon Lady/Hay Sin combo too stronk.
>Hop into Ranked.
>Queue wait time is...45 minutes?!?!
>FFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
>Sigh solemnly to yourself. Nothing to do but wait.
>Knock at the door.
>Get up to open it.
>Surprise, surprise. It's your friendly neighborhood rapist, Fluttershy.
>And she's wearing some strange get-up.
>A martial artist outfit with a bandanna over her eyes.
>"Trust your senses...find the dick."
>She boobs your dick with her hoof.
>You cum instantly.
"The fuck was that?!!?"
>Fluttershy smells the semen splattered on the crotch of your pants.
>"Oh yes! I did it."
>You growl, pick up the light Pegasus, and punt her away.
"STAY AWAY! I'M GETTING THE ELOZ!"
>Slam the door shut.
>Walk over to your battle station.
>Your blood runs cold.
>"You have failed to connect to a game."
>But it was only 3 minutes. This fucking thing lied!
>Decide best not to punch your only source of entertainment.
>Sit back down and restart queue.
>Avg. Wait: 30 min.
>Begin to bang your head against the keyboard.
>At least you are fucking Fluttershy, the Pervy Blind Pony.
 
(Nebulus)
>Day Myths in Equestria
>You are Fluttershy - The Blind Pony
>Oh who are you kidding, no you're not.
>You open the door to your cottage and throw off the bandanna, sighing.
I just wish he'd love me...
>There's suddenly a knock on the door
>It might be Anon!
>Oh my goodness!
>Go to open it, a smile creeping onto your face
>Open it
>Harry the Bear is stood there, wearing a strange looking outfit, covered in bones.
Harry? What are you-
>Harry bear-punches you in the face
>You go flying backwards
>Shocked, you nurse your muzzle
>Rage overtakes you
NOW LISTEN HERE, MISTER!
>Harry roars and charges
>You sidestep and he runs past you, coming to a halt before he reaches the wall
>You look down and see the bandanna
>Pick it up and put it on over your eyes
This one's for you, Anon.
>Your senses become heightened and you hear Harry charge again
>You can sense him coming from his scent.
>Before he can hit you you lunge forward and drop kick him in the jibs
>He buckles over
>You punch the flaw, causing a shockwave to ripple under Harry's feel, making him lose his balance
>Before he can fall over you unleash the strongest kick you have, launching him away, through 2 walls and into your kitchen
>Hear pots and pats clatter to the floor in a cacophony of noise
>Take off your bandanna
>Harry is slumped against the crushed kitchen counter, covered in custard.
B-blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy...
 
(Lulu)
>Day gaming in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Finally got into the game.
>After a bit of arguing and name calling, you are finally in the game.
>About to show these fillies the power of Jungle Hay Sin.
>They will feel the pain train.
>Buy items and get ready to start.
>Hear a sound of something speeding towards you.
That's not good.
>Here a frigthened roar of a deadly beast speeding towards you.
>Instinctively jump out of the way.
>Cue large bear crashing through your wall and destroying your computer.
No...
>You can't believe what just happened.
NOOOOOO!!!!!
>Kick the bear in the face.
Fucking bear!
>You walk to the hole in your wall and scream at the top of your lungs.
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!!!!
>You know it was her fault for some reason.
>Find out later that you were permabanned for leaving.
>...Fucking Myths and Legends. You're going to DOTPA 2.