Title:           Lulamoon Rape Protection 1
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Tuesday 4th of December 2012 06:25:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 4th of December 2012 06:25:18 PM CDT

>Day "Sick of Her Shit" in Equestria.
>Fluttershy has been in overdrive with her fetish guesses and rape attempts for the past few months.
>And you are at the end of your rope.
>Its morning, and you're dreading what that mare would come up with next.
>Head into bathroom to start morning routine.
>Flutterskank is there sitting on your toilet.
>"*eep* D-do you mind, Anon? I'm trying to go."
>"Unless you want to watch?"
>Your eye twitches.
>She spreads her legs and begins to relieves herself, showing herself in all her glory.
>You can feel a patch of hair turn grey.
>Pick her up.
>She's still peeing.
>"I-I can't stop!"
>Growl like King Sombra.
>Open the window.
>Toss her out.
>Her piss makes a rainbow.
>Shut the window and lock it.
>Turn back to see the sight of urine all over your bathroom floor.
>Scream at the top of your lungs.
>Then sigh.
I'll clean that later. Didn't have to shit anyway.
 
>Go to take a shower.
>Take off clothes.
>Hop in.
>Something catches your eye.
>See something tiny and black sticking out of the wall at your waist height.
>It's a tiny camera.
>Grunt and yank it out.
>Hear a voice from outside.
>"Oh horsefeathers..."
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>Shave with no difficulties.
>Clean up piss on the floor.
>Head to get breakfast afterwards.
>Mmm, Applejacks. And they taste like apples.
>Hear a knock at the door.
>Ignore it.
>Wrecking ball out of fucking nowhere.
WHAT THE HELL FLUTTERSHY!?!?!
>Fluttershy is sitting on the wreckingball now.
>With a construction worker jump suit.
>"So Anon..."
>She pulls the zipper, showing off her yellow coat.
>It reaches the base, showing off her marehood.
>"Wanna do it?"
 
>That was it.
>You fucking lost your shit right there.
Flut-tER-SHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Your eyes turned into daggers.
>You are seething with rage.
You have till the count of 3 to GET...THE FUCK...OUT OF HERE!!!
>"Uh, Anon. *EEP* Y-you c-c-calm down M-Mister! Y-you'll regret it."
THREE!!
>"EEP!"
>Fluttershy flies out of there at the speed of Kenyans.
>With your rage-induced Hulk state, you picked up the wrecking ball.
>Snapping the chain.
>And throwing it towards Fluttershy's direction.
>In your blinded rage, you fail to see the huge trampoline a good 50 yards away.
>The wrecking ball hits it, and flings back towards you.
>You duck in the nick of time.
>Your house however...
>Fucking destroyed.
...FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"Tsk Tsk Tsk. Poor Anon."
>Turn around towards your wrecked home.
>See a blue unicorn with that white mane.
Not now Trixie.
>You are still pissed about her forcing herself onto you after her magic show.
>You just wanted her autograph, not to rut her.
>Fucking magic.
 
>"Still sore about that, Anon?"
Fuck you.
>You can see that smug look on her face.
>That same face she had when she made you lick her...
>No, Trying to forget that night.
>"Seems you still are. Anyway, I'm not here for another round, my number 1 fan."
>She hops out of the debris of your once house, sauntering up next to you.
>"No, I am here to help you with your dilemma."
I don't need your help.
>Trixie could only chuckle at your "Tough Guy" attitude.
>"Yes, Anon the human who just had his home destroyed due to anger. Anger caused from a Pegasus afraid of her own shadow. And he doesn't need help?"
>You wanted to tell this whorse off, but she continued.
>"Lulamoon Rape Protection Agency will help deter any and all rape attempts for their clients."
>...bitch you srs?
I don't buy it. Now please leave.
>"Listen Anon, you have 3 choices. Either give into that mare's advances, drive yourself crazy to the point you're put in the loony house."
>"Or, you can accept this kind offer from Trixie."
>Damn it, she got you there.
>You won't give Rapistshy the D.
>And she is already driving you nuts.
>Hell, you inadvertently destroyed your own house.
>You sigh and look Trixie in her eyes.
...Fine.
>She gives you a smirk.
>"Excellent... Now follow me, we'll work out the details."
 
>So you two discussed the terms.
>And some nasty things were said.
>But eventually you came to an agreement.
>Trixie would keep guard over you for a year.
>And your payment will be to let her live with you.
>Oh, and she managed to help you fix your house.
>Guess it's a perk of living with a unicorn.
>But that took a while, one month to be exact.
>She wasn't that great with restorative magic.
>But eh, what can you do.
>She is your best bet against the Yellow Rape Train.
>None of the other Mane 6 wouldn't believe that she was doing this to you.
>Even if they did, they wouldn't do anything.
>The whole "Elements of Harmony" thing.
>At least you didn't see Fluttershy for that month of construction.
>The finished product looked just as before.
>Except there's an extra room...and a larger bathroom.
>In her room...
>Fucking Trixie.
>At least she'll be gone in a year.
>The shit you have to put up with, just to keep "HER" away.
 
>The next day.
>Start morning routine.
>Shit, shower, other hygiene practices.
>Head downstairs.
>See Trixie sitting on her own recliner.
>"Well, well, well. Seems sleepy head finally woke up."
...morning Trixie.
>"Hope you enjoyed last night as much as I did."
What?
>The blue magic mare bursts into a fit of giggles.
>"Oh Celestia it's so easy to mess with you."
>Before you could say a word, there's a knock at the door.
>"Well, time to get started on my work."
>The blue mare hops off her comfy chair and trots towards the door.
>Lets see how she'll do.
>magic_revving.exe
Oh...my...Celestia...
 
>You are Fluttershy.
>And you have been avoiding Anon for this past month.
>He looked pretty angry after you sent a wrecking ball through his front door.
>And inadvertently cause his house to be destroyed.
>But all you wanted to do was show your love for him.
>You'd thought he would like the sexy construction worker bit.
>It could have been his fetish for all you knew.
>But you have heard from one of your furry woodland creatures that Anon rebuilt his home.
>So today is the day you go visit him.
>And give him a house warming present.
>A basket of fruits should do it.
>Some scented soaps as well.
>You also added photos of you in poses.
>Sexy poses.
>You know he'd like that a lot.
>Arrive at the door.
>Give a few knocks.
>Opens door.
>A menacing looking dragon opens it up.
>"What do you want, shrimp!"
>That voice sounds like it came from Tartarus.
>You shrink back, eyes shrinking to the size of pinpricks.
>Fear is welling up in you
D-d-dr-d-dra...
>Aaand you just pissed yourself.
>The dragon sees the basket and swipes it from you.
>You bolt out of there, screaming at the top of your lungs.
DRAGON!! IT ATE ANON! HELP, AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahh......
 
>You're Anon again.
>And you just saw Trixie scare off the bane of your existence.
>While that dragon ass is in your face.
>You stare at it, almost as if you were in a trance.
>"Hm, didn't think she was THAT afraid of dragons."
>Oh god, that voice.
>Why is it so sexy.
>It's so...deep.
>Yet it has a...charm to it.
>but you're no dragon fucker...you think.
>You watched as Trixie uses her magic to transform back into her original form.
>She's rummaging through the basket she took from Flutterrapist.
>She snickers at some of the photos.
>"It's always the shy, quiet ones who are the biggest whorses."
>You haven't noticed, but your boner was at full mast.
>But Trixie did.
>She shoves the pictures into your hand.
>"I've seen better. Oh, and take care of..."
>She pokes your boner.
>"...that."
>She trots off eating a banana and carrying the rest of the gift basket in her blue magic aura.
>The bedroom door slams.
>You wake up from your daze.
>See the pictures.
>Toss them in the trash.
>Look at your boner.
>Still trying to figure out the whyboner.
>Chalk it up as morning wood.
"Hey, Anon. This is boner."
What boner.
"You took care of me this morning in the shower. Not morning wood, bro."
>...Fuck.
>Head up to room to fix problem.
>Still trying to figure out...
>Why?
 
>Some time later...
>Another knock at the door.
>Head downstairs.
>Open it up, see Twilight and the rest of the Mane 6.
>Fluttershy is hiding behind them.
>"See Fluttershy, there was no dragon here. You're probably just imagining things."
>Twilight sighs to herself.
>Fluttershy peeks from behind the large group, hiding behind her mane.
>"But, I saw it. It was huge. I..it was...it,"
>"Uhg..." Twilight turns to you.
>"Sorry about that Anon, Fluttershy gets worked up about the silliest of things."
Oh, no problem.
>You shoot Fluttershy a glare.
>She lowers her head.
>The rest of the elements head to do their pony things.
>Fluttershy stays behind and looks at you.
>About to say something, but you shut the door on her.
>You hear the sound of hooves clop away from your door.
>At least she isn't trying anymore today.
>But you know she'll be back tomorrow.
>And you're still trying to figure out why you got that boner this morning.
>But one thing is for sure...
>The ride has just begun.