Title:           Just Another Friday in Ponyville
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Wednesday 16th of January 2013 02:46:48 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 16th of January 2013 02:46:48 PM CDT

>Day Friday in Equestria.
>You're just chillin' on your front porch.
>Watching the clouds roll by.
>Not much to do since no pony will give you a job.
>You sigh and take a hit of some Poison Joke, or the Joke as the ponies call it.
>You found out that it has some crazy properties when inhaled.
>You suddenly sprout a horn and a zebra tail.
>Wicked.
>"ANON!!!"
>Out of your left eye, you see a black mass galloping towards you.
>It's none other than Chrysalis.
>"Anon, you gotta help me! SHE is after me."
"What is it now, Holes?"
>"The supplier...she...she is gonna kill me."
>You roll your eyes.
"How? You're a fucking changeling. Turn into some pony and hide out for some time."
>"Well...I can't..."
>You look into her green eyes.
>They look dilated, and she mostly looks out of it.
>You facepalm.
"Don't tell me you took the drugs you're supposed to sell."
>She nods like an idiot.
>Fucking hell.
"How much?"
>"How much what?"
>You take another hit of your blunt.
>You sprout bug like wings.
>Bughorse is now fixated on them.
>"OOOH....pretty..."
>You snap your fingers to get her attention.
"How much did you take?"
>Now she's acting sheepish by rubbing her hooves together.
"TELL ME!"
>"10lbs of the Joke."
>Holy shit, that's enough to kill a pony.
>"I took one hit...and I needed more. So..."
>You hear a roar in the distance.
"Shit...
>You see a bear heading towards you up the path.
>And SHE is riding him.
>Flutters the Joke Queen.
 
"Fucking hell, hide somewhere."
>The Changeling Queen takes refuge behind your back and covers her eyes with her hooves.
>"She'll never find me. Ehehe. My plan in brilliant."
>Facepalm again.
>Fluttershy and Mr. Bear stops right in front of your face.
>Great, you get to smell bear breath for a while.
>Flutters hops off of the killer animal's back and lands right between your legs, sniffing your crotch.
>"God, I can't get enough of that scent. It's like a drug."
>Notice she's wearing a wizard hat with stars on it. Some unlucky fool must have crossed her.
>Yellowshy looks past you and your glorious transformed body at the "hiding" Queen behind you.
>"Well, well, well. How is my favorite worker bee doing?"
>Chrysi doesn't move an inch.
"Ya know she can see you, Holes."
>"Drat."
>She steps out from behind you and sits down.
>"H-how are ya doing...Joke Queen. Listen, I know it looks bad and I don't have your money. But I have a better payment."
>"Give me one good reason why my associate Mr. Bear shouldn't clip your wings?"
>"Err.... because..."
>She shoves you into Fluttershy.
"Fucking hell?!?"
>"He's my payment."
"Like hell I am."
>You push away yellow pone and try to leace, but Mr. Bear's roar says no.
>So you sit your happy ass down.
>Chrysalis leans over and whispers in your ear.
>"Don't worry, I got a plan."
"No you don't."
>"Ohhh...riiiight... Oops."
>Chrysi goes back to looking at your wings.
>Lesson of the Day: don't do drugs kids.
 
>You feel Fluttershy messing with your zipper.
>You try to push her away, and met with a large paw to the face.
>At least there wasn't any claws with that.
>Didn't take long to get your pants at your ankles.
"Can't we talk about this? Maybe another form of payment?"
>Flutterbutt looks up at you.
>"You have 1000 bits?"
>God damn it!
"Uh...no."
>"Then sit down and let me do my thing."
>Great, you got sold out by a friend, and about to get raped with a bear waiting to rip you to shreds if you resist.
>Wait? Where the bear go?
>Oh, he's over there knocked out.
>Wha?
>Fluttershy is about to put your dick in her mouth.
>ITBEGINS.jpg
>Flutterbitch feels a tap on her shoulder.
>"Grrr..."
>Queen Joke turns her head around.
>"What do you want, I'm bu-"
>Uppercut to the face.
>She flies in slow motion, over your head and right through your window.
>The wizard hat falling to the ground between your legs.
>Almost in unison, you and Chrysalis simultaneously yell out...
"DAAAAAAAAAYMNN!!!"
>"DAAAAAAAAAAAYMNNN!!!"
 
>A pink aura surrounds the hat and is lifted into the air, landing on Trixie's head.
>"Never touch Trixie's hat, bitch!"
>The magical unicorn takes a look at your flaccid dick and laughs.
>"I've seen better." Then teleports away.
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!"
>You peer through your broken window at the KO'd pegasus.
>You could only smile.
"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!"
>Grab Sleepyshy, toss her over by Mr. Bear.
>Sit back down, not bothering to pull up pants.
>Bughorse looks at your crotch and smiles.
>"Dude...what if...dude, just follow me here."
>You pick up your blunt and re-light it.
>"What if I blow you."
>Take another hit.
>Your dick is now harder than diamonds.
>Give Chrysalis a hit of your blunt.
>She turns into a human with pale skin, black hair, green eyes, and a flat chest.
"Eh...why not."
>You look off into the distance as a high as a kite human/changeling queen begins to give you the best head.
>Take another hit.
>You let out a sigh.
"You know what I just realized, holes?"
>Chrystal takes a satisfying slurp of your prick before removing you from her mouth.
>"What Anon?"
"Hay Sin is the best champion in the game."
>"Muh nigga..."
>She goes back to sucking you off.
"Yep. It's just another Friday in Ponyville."