Title:           JapAnon in Equestria 1
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wdnh8gPh
First Edit:      Saturday 26th of January 2013 12:31:52 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 26th of January 2013 12:31:52 PM CDT

>You're Anon, and you have been transported to some weird place.
>Everything is bright and cheerful.
>Definitely opposite of your home in Okinawa.
>You are so confused.
>You fall to your knees and scream to the heavens!
?????????????? (kami sama- doko ni imasuyo? - God! Where am I?)
>An aquamarine pony with a golden lyre on her rear is staring at you.
>And by you, you mean your hands.
????????????kawaii pony - Cute pony.)
>You start to pet her behind her ears.
>It sighs and starts nuzzling against your hand.
>You start to smile.
>"Haaandsss...."
????????????????????????? (boku no te? eh...ponii wa hanashimasuka? - My hands? WAIT, YOU CAN TALK!?!)
>This must have startled her, well you think it's a she from her voice.
>"AAAH!!!"
???????????? (AAAH!)
>You both fall on your back.
>"Don't eat me!"
>You are more scared than she was.
>A talking pony...none of your friends back home would even believe you.
>But this place... it's too surreal.
>It's as if Earth got the badness sucked away.
>The pony who you startled now notice you are shaking.
>"A-are you okay?"
>You cock your head. You don't understand English that well. Well you think it's English.
>Lyra somehow picks up on this, thinking of a way to communicate with you.
>She does gestures, like pointing to her body and pretending to be in pain.
>Oh, she wants to know if you're okay.
????????(hai daijoubu - Yeah, I'm fine.)
>You stand up.
>She cocks her head at you.
>Guess she can't understand you either.
>You just nod.
 
>A loud rumbling sound comes from you.
>Damn, you're hungry.
??????????????????? (onaka ga suku, tabetai desu - I'm hungry...I want to eat.)
>You are blushing while rubbing your stomach.
>You fall to your knees as the hunger strikes you.
>Your thick framed glasses fall off.
>Looking up at the aquamarine pony, your dar brown eyes lock with hers.
>Bishonen mode, activate.
???????????????????? (Chisai na ponii wa tabemono o motte imasuka? - Little Pony, do you have any food?)
>You swore you just saw the words, doki doki with little hearts flying out of her.
>She's blushing and stammering.
>You look down and notice your glasses fell off.
>Put them back on and look back up at... oh, she fainted.
>Shake her a couple of times, speaking to her.
>Doesn't work.
>Slap her across the face.
>That woke her up.
>Fap hand too stronk.
>"Uh...wha happened?"
>She looks at you again, a heavy blush appearing on her cheeks.
>You just stare at her, she clearly doesn't understand you.
>She stands, you begin emulating eating food.
>"Oh, um...yeah, food!" She motions you to follow her.
>You have no reason to, she's your only life line in this crazy world at the moment.
>Arrive later in a town.
>Ponies, ponies everywhere.
>They are talking too.
??????????????Ittai nani ga kono bashoda ka!? - What the hell is this place?!?)
>You hold your hands up to this town yelling.
>The pony smiles.
 
>"Yeah, Ponyville is cool. Lots of nice ponies around here. Oh, I never caught your name. Mine is Lyra Heartstrings."
>Lyra...Ponyville.
>This isn't. It couldn't be.
?????????(Equestria?)
>You point at the ground.
>She nods.
>Equestria? As in...MLP G4 Equestria?
>How?! It makes no sense.
>You're no longer on Earth.
>No more friends...
>Family...
>Anime...OH GOD NO MORE ANIME!?!
>You fall to your knees and scream into the sky.
???????iieeeeeee! - NOOOOOOOOOO!)
>All the ponies look at you like your crazy. But shrug it off seeing as you're with Lyra.
>They probably think you're some pet of hers.
>"Dude...you're scaring the ponies here."
>Oh no, you're so rude. You bow to Lyra.
????????sumimasen - excuse me/Sorry.)
That is repeated many times before she stops you.
>"Chill. Besides, your name?"
>Name...nama..Namae?
?????namae - Name?)
>You point to yourself.
>She nods.
>You facepalm. Not introducing yourself to someone you just met is the highest form of impoliteness.
>You want to commit sodok-...sepuku.
>But you don't have a sword...or a pencil.
>So you do the next best thing.
>You bow.
?????????????????????????? (Gomennassai. Hajimemashite. Boku wa Anon desu - Sorry. How do you do? My name is Anon.)
>Lyra stands there confused.
>"That...is a long name. I'll try to remember it."
>She rubs her chin as she sticks her tongue out the side of her mouth muttering what you just said under her breath.
>"Okay, got it! Now for the food."
>She takes you to Sugarcube Corner.
 
>If you can remember from the show, a pony works here.
>But you don't remember who.
>It's been too long since you saw the show.
>Lyra holds the door open for you.
>"After you, Gomennassai?hajimemashite boku wa Anon desu."
>Wait...did she just call you by your greeting?
>You shake it off, maybe it was a joke.
>Walk inside, and tackled to the ground by a pink blur.
>"OHMYGOSH!! Ineversawyouherebeforewhatsyournamewhereyoufromare...."
>OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!
>She shoves a cupcake in your mouth.
>You almost choke on the sweet, tasting treat.
>You cover your ears, she is now hopping on your chest.
>Lyra pushes the pink ADHD pony off of you.
>"Stop Pinkie Pie, you're scaring him.
>More like annoying you.
>You get off, dusting yourself.
>You notice this pony is a bit different than Lyra, as in no horn.
>Wait, Lyra has a horn?
>Pinkie looks you over.
>"What's his name?"
>Lyra looks back at you and smiles before turning back to Pinkie.
>"His name is, 'Gomennassai?hajimemashite boku wa Anon desu.'"
>You facepalm. She really thinks your name is that greeting.
>Time to correct this pony.
????????????????????(No, my name is "Anon".)
>Lyra tilts her head.
>"But that's what I said."
>"So...what is he?"
?????ningen da - Human.)
>"What's a Ningen?"
>Lyra shrugs."
>"I dunno..."
>Fuck, you give up. These ponies will never understand you.
>"OOH! OOH! Maybe Twilight knows! She's the smartest pony in Ponyville."
 
>With the way things have gone, you think the intelligence of this "Twilight" is not that great.
>Lyra nods.
>"Cool, uh, you mind getting us a few treats?"
>She slides her a few golden coins.
>In return, she got a bag of snacks.
>"Have a nice day. And I'll throw you a party later, Gomennassai hajimemashit..."
>You quickly leave.
>How hard is it to just say Anon?
>Seriously...
>Walking beside Lyra towards where this seemingly smart pony lives.
>All the while, eating a lemon crepe thanks to Pinkie Pie.
>She may be hyped up on sugar, but at least she can make some sweets.
>You're lost in it's flavor. It's as if sexy lolitas are dancing along your tongue.
???????oishii - Delicious)
>"I guess you like it." Lyra says as she munches on a cupcake.
>As you walk, you bump into something.
>"EEP!"
>You look down, nothing is there.
>Huh, you swore you bumped into something.
>"W-w-what is that?"
>It's coming from above you.
>Turn your eyes to the sky and see a flying yellow pony with a pink mane.
. . .
>It finally registers in your mind.
????????????????sono ponii wa hane o motteiru! - That pony has wings!)
>This frightens the pony.
>"Whoa, calm down you two. Fluttershy... don't worry. He's harmless."
>The yellow pegasus flutters down to the ground.
>Looking at her, she looks cute. More so than Lyra.
>You couldn't help but reach out and scratch behind her ears.
>And she flinches away, but you succeed.
>Flashing her a sincere smile, she finally calms down.
 
>In a soft voice, you say,
???????kirei - Beautiful)
>There are a few hearts coming out of her.
>You seen this in a few H-games in your time.
>A flag for an event of the naughty kind
>But nah...she wouldn't. She's too innocent for that.
>"What...is he?"
>Lyra shrugs, saying, "Not sure. Something called a Ningen. Was heading to Twilight's to figure this out."
>You are now walking again after that little road bump.
????????????????????oi, leera haatosutoringusu -  Hey, Lyra Heartstrings)
>"Yes Gomennassai hajime-"
>Cover her mouth with your hand.
>Lower your glasses with your other hand and glare at her with your Bishonen eyes.
????
>She shudders in place, her eyes roll in the back of her head.
>She mutters something about your hands again.
>Roll your eyes and put your glasses back on.
>At least she didn't pass out this time.
>Remove your hand and she shakes her head.
>"S-sorry. Yes Anon?"
>You point at Fluttershy who is rubbing against your leg as you walk.
????????????????????fluutaashai wa nani o yateimasuka - What is Fluttershy doing?)
>Lyra shrugs.
>Fluttershy is now taking deep sniffs of your scent.
????? (hentai - Wierdo/perv)
>Use your hips to bump her away from you.
>"N-no need to be rough...unless you're into that. T-then it's okay."
>The fuck is with her?!
>"Hey, we're here!" Lyra shouts out in joy.
 
>You are now standing in front of a tree... that looks like a house.
?????????????????????????towairaito supaakuru wa koko ni sundeimasuka - Twilight lives here?)
>Lyra just giggles.
>"Oh silly, they don't make sundaes here. That's at Sugarcube Corner.?Besides, this is a library."
???????????????toshokan? Omoshiroi. - Library? Interesting.?
>A library means books. Books means there may be manga.?Manga...yes! You are in heaven!
????(Banzai - hurray)
>You scream like a school girl and rush towards the door, knocking on it.
>It may be a library, but some one...err, pony lives there.
>Soon a small, purple lizard thing opens the door.
????????? (eh? baanii? - Wat...Barney?)
>The little guy looks up at you in amazement.
>"Whoa...you're big!"
>Well, you're only 5'3" with a small frame. No where near being big...
>Hell, if you grew your hair out and wore a dress, people would think you were a girl.
>Yeah, you were one of those androgenous guys.
>Main reason why you wear these glasses and keep your hair short.
>Hell, the glasses weren't even prescription.
????? (arigatou - thanks)
>"Gesundheit."
????nani - What??
>The lizard glares at you.
>"Hey, I'm no ninni."
>He looks angry.
?????????(Sorry.)
>You bow.
>He looks confused now.
>Lyra steps in front of you.
 
>"Hey Spike, is Twilight home?"
>"Oh hey Lyra, and Fluttershy is with you too. Yeah, she's reading."
>"Like always...mind if we come in?"
>Spike shrugs. "Sure, uh is he house-trained."
>F:"Oh, h-he isn't a pet. He is a... what was he again, Lyra?"
>L:"A ningen."
>F:"Oh right...but he is such a cutie."
>Fluttershy flutters up to your head, petting you.
>All you can muster is a glare of hatred.
>Like she can see your eyes behind those thick lenses.
>You feel her hoof travel lower and lower.
>Before it reaches its destination, you slap her hoof away.
??????????No, you perv.)
>"You have a pretty voice, you know that right?"
>Fuck it, you give up.
>Walk past the dragon and enter, making sure to take off your shoes by the door.
>The others file in behind you.
 
>Walk inside, astonished at the amount of reading material lining the walls.
>In the center you find a pony similar to Lyra surrounded by books, humming a nice tune.
>She was purple, her dark purple mane and tail having a red streak through it.
>Another cute pony. Lets just hope that she isn't like the last three you just met.
>She has one open, and...did she just turn the page without using her hoof?
???????????mahou shoujo - Magical girl!)
>"WHAAAA!!"
>You watch as she jumps up in a frenzy.
???????????????????fufufu, kawaii mahou shoujo - Hehehe, cute magical girl)
>Now she looks pissed.
>Her horn is glowing, and now you're upside down in the air.
?????????????waa...hanase! - Hey, let me go!)
>"What are you doing here...er...what is it?"
????????????ningen! boku wa ningen da - Human! I'm a human!)
"Twilight, NO!"
>Fluttershy to the rescue.
>A flick to her horn and that magic hold ends.
>And you're falling.
>Until a golden aura gently sets you down.
>Lyra was on the ground panting once you're free.
>"You sure are heavy Boku no na...er...Anon."
>Finally she got it.
>"Someone can tell me what the hay is going on!??!"
 
-1 minute later-
>"Oh, okay. Why didn't you guys say so?"
>You just roll your eyes.
>The purple pony walks over to you with a smile.
>What a sudden change in attitude.
>Must be that time of the month.
>"Hello! My name is Twilight Sparkle."
??????????????????aa... towairaito supaakuru - Ah, Twilight Sparkle?
>"No, Twilight Sparkle."
?????????????????hai. towairaito supaakuru - Yes, Twilight Sparkle)
>"Twilight Sparkle"
????????????
>"Twilight Sparkle"
????????????
>"Twilight Sparkle"
????????????
>She looks like she's getting flustered. But you are saying her name right.
>She sighs, trying to calm down.
>"Twilight Sparkle"
????????????
>"RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
>She stomps off. Yeah, she mad.
?????????Chottomatte - W-wait!)
>She wanders over to a shelf and pulls out a book.
>"I'm going to figure out how to communicate with you. This is frustrating."
>She finally stops on a page after furiously flipping through the book.
>"AH! Language acquisition spell."
>She reads it.
>And start blushing.
>She mutters, "I have to do that?"
>She looks at you, then back down.
>"W-well if it has to be done..."
 
>She turns to you, clopping her hoof on a spot on the floor.
>"Here..." she makes a motion of sitting.
>You understand that, so you walk over and sit down.
>She begins to draw a picture on a notepad with pencil, which she points at and then at you.
>Must want you to do that.
>So you close your eyes and say "aah!"
>There is a tingling sound, guess she is casting it now.
>This is a weird spe-
>You feel a set of lips press against yours.
>And a tongue slip inside your mouth, pressing against yours.
>You open your eyes and see purple.
>Twilight is kissing you.
. . .
>TWILIGHT IS KISSING YOU!?
>You push her away.
????????ahoka - What the fuck?!?)
?????????Sorry.?
??????????????? ?nihongo o hanashimasuka - you speak Japanese?)
?????????????????????????????Japanese? Oh, the spell worked!?
>She begins to hop around as if she aced an exam.
>"YES YES YES YES YES!"
>You just rub the back of your head, confused as fuck.
??????????????Um, Twilight?)
?She stops her hopping around to look at you.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????Sorry. Um? lets redo the greeting. I am Twilight Sparkle. And your name?)
?You smile. Finally someone to talk to.
???????????I'm Anon.)
>Now we're getting somewhere.
>"Uh...what's going on? And what's a ningen?"
>Lyra and Fluttershy stand there confused as ever.
>Twilight blushes. "Oh, sorry. So his name is Anon. A ningen, which I'm assuming is Anon, is a Human."
 
>Fluttershy cocks her head a bit to the right.
>"So...he's not an animal?"
>Twilight translates for you.
????
>"Nope, not an animal."
>Lyra on the other hand looks like she was trying to contain her excitement.
>That didn't last long as you were tackled to the ground with a face full of Lyra.
>"Oh Celestia! You're a human. A real live human! I read about them, but I never really seen one before. What do you eat? Is it true ? How do you walk on two legs? Teach me how to walk on two legS, please, oh please!!? Can you pet me? You can...touch me anywhere."
>She's blushing, and sitting on your chest.
>"You know you want to."
>Fluttershy is nuzzling your inner thigh.
>Too close to your crotch.
??????????yamete kudasai! - Please stop!)
>Twilight stops them, grabbing the two annoying ponies in her magic hold.
>"You are bothering Anon...and cutting into my reading time. Now please leave!"
>She throws them out of her home, closing and locking the door.
 
??, ?????yare, yare - Thank god.)
>?????????Ano... - um...)
?????????? (Torairaito? Nani? - Twilight? What is it?)
>???????????????Doko ni sundeimasuka? - Where do you live??
>Shit that's right, you don't have a place to stay.
>You hold your head down dejectedly and sigh.
>Your glasses fall off.
>Twilight picks them up.
>"These are some thick glasses...he must have bad eyes."
>Your eyes connect with hers.
???????????Ie o ushina da - I'm homeless.)
>There's that fucking doki doki again.
>Twilight is blushing and stuttering.
>Maybe she's coming down with something.
>You place your hand on her forehead, still staring at her.
????????(daijoubu? - Are you okay?)
>She backs the fuck up to a wall and starts to scribble something down on a peice of paper.
>She hoofs it to your hand and teleports away.
>You read it aloud.
>She is letting you stay here until you get your own place, and she will ask the princess about it.
>Wait...PRINCESS!?!
 
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And you don't even know what came over you.
>"I just...couldn't speak. Those eyes...is he really a succubus?"
>Lying down on your bed, you feel something damp between your legs.
>"He made me like this...with just a look. That's not fucking scientific at all?"
>It's begging to be touched.
>Fuck it, you got needs like any other mare.
>"Just...make this quick."
>Your hoof trails over your winking clit.
>You cum instantly, and your magic fires to the ceiling.
>"But...how?"
>Look between your hind legs, your bed is soaked.
>Great, another mess you have to clean up.
>You sigh and get up.
>A book falls on your bed. It's nothing like you ever seen before.
>It has pictures, and it's all in Japanese.
>"What is this?"
>You start to read it. It's pretty good.
>It's about some ninja aiming to be the leader of his village.
>"Sweet..."
>20 minutes later, you finished.
>"Aw...and it was getting good."
>Just then, a torrent of books like the one you just read falls on top of you.
>You're literally buried in books.
>It eventually breaks your bed.
>Once free from your paper tomb, you look up to find some black vortex above your bed.
>It disappears sometime later.
>But now, you have a bunch of books in your room.
>"Guess my library is expanding.
 
End Part 1