Title:           Gotta Go Fast
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Thursday 10th of January 2013 07:20:10 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 10th of January 2013 07:20:10 PM CDT

>You're physically challenged Anon.
>You were in a racing accident when you were younger, causing you to lose mobility in your lower limbs.
>Somehow, you ended up in Equestria, more exact, Ponyville.
>The ponies here don't see you as weird.
>Actually, they think that this is normal.
>You have a remote controlled Wheelchair.
>Twilight managed to make it even better with magic.
>Now you can go 0 to Sanic in 10 seconds flat.
>Which is a good thing, since there's one pony here that happens to like you more than the others.
>And by like, more like "I want your dick in me" like.
>And here she comes...in another supercharged wheelchair!
>"I'M GETTING THAT DICK ANON!"
No Fluttershy, it doesn't work!
>"Liar, I saw you stroking it last night!"
>Shit, she saw through your lie.
>You zoom off through Ponyville with a crazed yellow Pegasus wanting your dick by any means necessary.
>Rolling around at the speed of sound.
>Got places to go, got to get back to Rainbow.
>She's somewhere in the park.
>Probably napping again.
>She's usually napping there.
>And Fluttershy's deterrent from trying shit on you.
 
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>The two of you are zooming down Town Square.
>You are dodging ponies left and right.
>Fluttershy is gaining on you.
>FUUUU!!!!!
Gotta go fast!
>You flip a switch, your wheelchair seems to get a sudden boost of speed.
>Fuck nitro, magic is way better.
>You inadvertently pop a wheelie.
>And zoom by Scootaloo.
>"WOOHOO!!! GO ANON!"
>Seems you're her new idol....second only to Rainbow Dash it seems.
>Makes sense, since you're the fastest thing on the ground.
>"Why...won't you LOVE ME!!!"
>You barely hear that same sound of magic.
>Fuck! She got a supercharge from Twilight too?
>Fucking double agent Sparkle!
>No, you have to focus, gotta lose this crazy mare.
>Then you remember that hill Scootaloo told you about.
>The same place where their parade route usually go.
>Makes for a wicked obstacle course for races.
>You know you can handle the speed, and she can't.
Lets do this...
 
>Make your way to the hill, still keeping speed.
>Fluttershy close behind.
Gotta time this right.
>You wait for the opportune moment.
>The turn is coming up.
>"YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!!!"
>You feel the wind in your hair.
>The adrenaline is coursing through you.
>This is what you've always wanted to feel.
>The speed force is telling you that it's time!
Now!
>You hit the brakes and make the turn.
>The feeling was exhilarating!
>You hit the turn perfectly!
>Your wheels make a screeching noise as your round the curve.
>Lyra was watching, her face of pure shock.
>"Handicapped drifting!!"
>The ponies cheered.
>Fluttershy tried to pull the same stunt.
>She was met with nothing but air as she plummeted toward the mud below.
>Looks like she is going to make some friends with the pigs.
>And not fucking you tonight.
>Good thing because you can't fight her off.
>As you make your way back to town, the ponies gathered around.
>Rainbow Dash lands in front of you.
>"That was wicked Anon."
>A group of ponies in suped up wheel chairs like you approaches.
>They offer you a spot on their racing team.
>You accept and become the greatest racer in all of Equestria.
>You get all the mare pussy you want.
>None of them belonged to Fluttershy.
>You're living the good life.