Title:           Fluttershy the Defender!
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/r3Px1jEv
First Edit:      Sunday 30th of December 2012 01:42:32 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 30th of December 2012 01:42:32 PM CDT

>Walking down the path from your home to Ponyville.
>Going to give Twilight a visit.
>Stop in your tracks when you see Fluttershy wearing some armor.
>And holding a sword in her mouth.
What are you doing?
>"MMMmfhf mmfph mmnnmph fffmmmnnm"
>You facepalm then point to her sword.
>She spits it out.
>"I-I'm your k-knight in shining armor. I'll save you from the terrible monster in these woods. then we can... get married."
>She gives you bedroom eyes.
>You just roll your eyes.
>Before you could say anything, you hear a loud roar echoing through the trees.
>Then the bush rustles.
>Okay, now you're scared.
>And Fluttershy clings onto your legs shivering.
>And rubbing her muzzle on your crotch.
>You glare at her.
>She giggles and hops off of you.
>"S-stand back Anon. I'll protect you!"
>She grabs the sword with her teeth.
>You wait for a moment.
>Then a figure jumps from the bushes.
>OH! It's horrifying!
>It's terrifying!
>It's....
 
>Just Spike wearing a dragon costume.
>With wings.
>That has redundant written all over it.
>"Rawr! I'm going to eat you!"
>You aren't amused.
>Flutershy is shaking in her armor.
>That confident demeanor gone in 10 seconds flat.
>She drops the sword and high tails it out of there.
>You just look down at Spike.
>You giggle.
Nice.
>"She better pay me those gems she promised."
>You pet him on his head.
>He glares at you.
>Cute...
>You both head to Twilight's and discuss things.
>Today was an interesting day.