Title:           Femanon oneshots
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Friday 19th of April 2013 07:23:01 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 19th of April 2013 07:23:01 PM CDT

>Be Femanon.
>Relaxing at the spa with your gal pal Red Gala, AKA: Big Red.
>You are both in the sauna.
>Got it on high because that's the only setting either of you could feel clean.
>The steam fogged most of your vision, but it was relaxing nonetheless.
>Feel your pores clear of all impurities.
>Red Gala's coat glistened from the amount of sweat.
>Boy did she look pretty.
>You both let out a content sigh.
>Hear the door open and shut.
>You're on high alert.
"Who's there?"
>No answer.
>"What's wrong, Femmy?"
>Turn to face Red Gala.
>See a look of concern on her brawny, yet girlish face.
"Thought someone came in here."
>"Must be yer 'maginashin..."
>Look back at the entrance.
>Hear no sound of hooves clopping on the hardwood floor.
"Guess you're right."
>"Eeyup."
>Shrug it off and try to get in a relaxing pose.
>Decide that you want to feel a bit freer, so you take off your covering.
>Lean back and part your legs.
"Yeah, this is living the good life..."
>The silence that followed was disturbed by the sound of a loud thud right in front of you.
>You're now on full alert.
"I knew somep0ny was in here."
>Feel around on the ground in the immediate area.
>Find a pony out cold.
>From the feel of it, a stallion.
>You had a good idea who it was, but you drag the pony out of the steamy room into the main hall of the spa to make sure.
>And lo and behold, it is a wild Butterscotch.
>Must have passed out from the intense heat.
>Serves him right for trying something like this.
>"Whacha gon' do wit him, Femmy?"
>Walk your naked body back into the room.
"Not caring. Still have 10 more minutes in here."
>Big Red takes a look at the unconscious stallion, then at your backside walking into the dark flame
>She gets a devilish idea and drags him into the storage closet.
>You hear nothing from Big Red for a good 30 minutes.
>Spot her trotting up towards the mud bath area.
"Where ya been, Big Re-"
>Take note of the bounce in her step and a satisfying grin on her face.
>"Ah been busy."
>Decide not to press on the issue.
"Suuure...."
>So you and Red Gala enjoy the rest of your spa outing.
>Meanwhile, Butterscotch wakes up in the closet with a sore pelvis.
>He is found by the spa pony twins.
>Before he could explain, the two stallions walks into the closet.
>10 minutes later, the shy yellow pegusus walks out with a sore ass.
>All was right with the world.
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