Title:           Do the Pony Shake
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Saturday 9th of February 2013 05:23:45 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of February 2013 05:23:45 PM CDT

>Day peace treaties gone wild in Equestria.
>It seems that all the mythical, sentient species of Equestria were going to have a peace treaty summit.
>Peace will finally be brought throughout the land.
>The Mane 6 were called to attend.
>And Celestia asked for you to join them as well.
>Why not, nothing was going on in Ponyville anyway.
>Arrive in Canterlot.
>See Chrysalis and a few of her changeling body guards. She winks at you.
>You just wave.
>The Chancelor from the Griffon Kingdoms, Diamond Dog King, and a few others show up.
>Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, and the EoH bearers all were there as well to represent the ponies.
>And there was you...the only human in Equestria.
>And so, the Equestrian Peace Summit began.
>It was hellish torture.
>Everything was slow and boring.
>You wanted to die.
>The Changeling Queen shared your sentiment.
>You look out and notice that somep0ny was missing.
>Just then, Fluttershy busts through the door wearing a bucket on her head and carrying a boombox.
>She hits play and music begins to play: http://youtu.be/8UCxVwMzk44?t=2m31s
>She gets on her hind hooves and beings to thrust the air.
>Everyone continues business as usual.
>You're the only one noticing this.
>Lean over to Twilight and whisper.
What is Fluttershy doing?
>Twilight murmurs to herself.
>The base drops.
>That's when all hell breaks loose.
 
>The next thing you know, you're sitting in a room full of sentient creatures humping chairs, the walls, and each other.
>Celestia is over Chrysalis slapping her flank while the Changeling Queen is shaking her rear.
>Pinkie Pie is firing off her party cannon.
>Changelings turn into the Mane 6 and start thrusting against the wall.
>And much, much worse.
>Throughout this whole thing, you watch in awe at the spectacle laid before you.
>You look down to find Fluttershy thrusting against your leg.
>"Is a random dance party your fetish?"
>You don't know what's going on anymore.
>You stand up, walk over to the window, and jump out.
>You hoped the fall would kill you.
>Too bad you were on the first floor.
>So instead you walk to the train station past a bunch of ponies humping things.
>One of them was punching a stuffed giraffe.
Today was a weird day.
(The peace summit was a success.)