Title:           Anon Gets the Ponynet
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/NygqsrDG
First Edit:      Thursday 13th of December 2012 09:12:51 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 13th of December 2012 09:12:51 AM CDT

>Day Internets in Equestria.
>You wake up.
>Do morning routine.
>Head downstairs.
>Hear a knock at the door.
>It's Fluttershy.
>About to slam the door, until you see her and 2 other ponies wearing cable guy outfits.
>Forgot two things.
>She got a job at a cable company a month ago.
>Also, you got enough income to get the ponynet.
>It wasn't long until they crew finished the installation.
>Fluttershy trots over to you to relay the news.
>'S-so here is the pricing plan. If you want to upgrade, j-just call the...um...company."
>You smile, she's not actually trying anything.
>The other two stallions leave.
>"But if you are short on cash...I can take other payments."
>Bedroom eyes coming at ya.
>lolnope!
>Pick her up and toss her out towards the stallions.
>"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME ANON!!!"
>They pull her away.
Well, at least I have inter...er...the ponynet.
>Lucky you, your battle station was transported with you. No need to buy more equipment.
Lets test drive this baby!
 
>After a quick configuration, you are on.
Time to see what this Ponynet is all about?
>Click on the internet icon.
>WOW!
It's...beautiful.
>It's everything you liked about the internet back home, but better.
I wonder...
>Type in youtube in address bar,
>Get taken to a site like it called Ewetube.
>Guess the sheep are the equivalent of Jews back home.
>Have nothing against them really.
>Look up some videos.
>Oh, it's a video of Sweetie Belle singing.
>She's pretty damn go-
>Is she singing Friday?
...well, she makes it sound better.
>Check for more videos.
>Some funny ones, some sad ones.
>Click on one with a white flank on it.
http://youtu.be/vPlxwZXaRxg
FUCKING SHIT NIGGER BITCH SHIT DAMNIT!
>Exit out of it.
>Time to move on.
 
>Look at desktop.
>Notice Skype is still on there.
Hmm...I wonder?
>Double click icon.
>It opens.
>All contacts have been erased.
Yeah, didn't think I'd see them again.
>Get a contact request.
>It's Fluttershy.
>Sigh, you'll regret this.
>Decide to accept it.
>Video call two seconds later.
>But...how?
>Click it.
>Nothing but yellow mare pussy on screen!
WHAHAAHAAA!!
>"You know you want it Anon!"
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME!?! CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL FOR ONCE!!?
>Close call.
>Put Fluttershy on ignore.
>Sigh, but notice traitor boner fighting to escape.
>Groan in frustration, but gets an idea.
 
>Get back on the internet.
>Search up some griffon porn.
>You'd wouldn't fuck a pony, but you would get it on with Gilda if you had a shot.
>Too_beta_for_her.jpg
>Come to a free site.
>It has everything.
>Find a video of two female griffons preening each other.
>Click it.
>Fap like the wind.
Feels so good man!
>"Y-you said it, M-mister!"
>Stop fapping.
>See Fluttershy mashing her twat behind you.
>Quickly cover up.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!! GET OUT!
>Fluttershy squeaks and lowers her head.
>"But...isn't this your fetish?"
>You turn away embarrassed.
...yes.
>"Well...it's mine too."
>You stare at each other for a bit, then to the screen.
>Sigh.
Just this once.
>Hear a *Squee* come from butterfly butt.
>Start up the video, commence circlejerk session.
>Feels good man.
>Fluttershy finishes before you and leaves.
>You finish some time later and clean up the mess.
>So now Fluttershy knows your fetish.
>And you know hers.
>She will be back, but you'll be ready.
>Today was an alright day.