Title: A Little Too Much Pie: Finale Author: minion_of_Lulu Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/N90CLucB First Edit: Saturday 11th of May 2013 07:20:57 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 11th of May 2013 07:20:57 PM CDT >You wake up. >Find that you're on your rump sitting down. >As you open your eyes, you are welcomed to the sight of complete darkness. >Smart ponies. Taking away your eyesight knowing how it would affect Blinkie's weakness. >A clever battle tactic on the Pie Sister's part. >You're sure it isn't a train due to the lack of movement on your part. >That means you are either still in Ponyville, or they have already gotten you to their little rock farm where you shall live out the rest of your days as a personal pleasure ape to two rapist mares. >And on top of that, your sight has been robbed from you. >It's kinda funny. >To think that you, a 5'9" human, were susceptible to being kidnapped by two pony rapists who come only waist high to your person. >But it's not like you stood a chance against these particular ponies. >Their mastery over reality is not fair. >This must be some kind of divine punishment for everything you have done in your past life. >The Pie Sisters may be the monument to your sins. >But you still have hope that you'll be saved. >Pinkie will travel to the ends of the earth to help a friend. >She promised you...no. >She Pinkie Promised, but even so, this will not be easy for her to pull off. >While you sat there feigning unconsciousness, you hear the sounds of hooves pacing in front of you while two voices mutter frantically among themselves. >Pretty sure they were discussing how to deal with their troublesome sister from taking you away.   >While they come up with battle plans, you try to find any sense of movement in your limbs; however, you find yourself rendered immobile. >Your arms are tightly secured behind your back while your legs were forced apart with what feels like some metal bar. >Around your neck was some type of choking collar with a leash that is attached to something heavy. >Trying to lean forward only made the choke collar dig into your neck. >You definitely feel like some sex slave right about now, and maybe it was their plan to condition you for your bleak future. >At least they had the decency to keep your clothes on. >These mares must really want to keep you with all the precautions they have set. >They know Pinkie will come for you. >And keeping your sight hindered is to that cursed Blinkie's advantage. >Not to mention Inkie and her freaky controlling powers will make things difficult for the Pink Pony of Smiles. >Sadly, the only thing you can do is sit quietly against the wall and bide your time. >Also pray to whatever entity is out there that you'll get out of this mess. >"Damn it. Come on..." >Maybe it's working? >"Why won't it work!" >Inkie clearly sounds distressed. >The frantic sounds of graphite scratching against paper, coupled with the groans of a desperate mare, were certainly unsettling. >You are startled by her shriek of frustration. >"Damn it... Damn it. Damn it. DAMN IT!" >"Inkie...please calm down. You're not thinking clearly. We can just-" >"I'M PERFECTLY CALM! UUUUHHGGH!!!" >A slam echoes through the room. >"Damn it all. They have made some kind of connection. I can't...I can't get them to forget about each other."   >You tried hard to keep up this front, but the mare's shouts of frustration is too much to bear. >Try to stifle your laughter, but it was of no use. >A quick chortle alerts the two rapist turned kidnappers. "Hehe! Thought you had it all figured out, hu-OOOF!" >A hoof to the gut cuts off your little quip. >Somep0ny sure is mad. >"And what's so funny, monkey boy?" >Okay, thems fighting words. >Too bad you can't strike her back for that snark comment. >So you do the one thing you're good at. "What's wrong Inkie? Are you...flank-flustered?" >"Shut it. I'm not in the mood." >You can hear her the grey mare huff in annoyance at your wisecracks. >Oh, if you could see her face right now. "What? Afraid the best sister will win? She's probably on her way right now to put an end-" >The sharp pain of a hoof striking across your cheek leaves you shaken up. >You're now the proud owner of a busted lip, courtesy of Ms. Ghost Writer. >Now you're usually a calm man. >But this sudden turn of events raises your blood to a boil. >No point of trying to hold your tongue. You have to tell this cunt off.   "Bitch...I hope Pinkie tears that grey hide of yours a new o...unf...AAAARRGH!!!!" >Feel your family jewels come under pressure. >"If I were you, I'd keep that pretty mouth shut, unless it's being used to lick my cunt." >Fucking Blinkie Pie and her sadistic personality. >"I could crush them in an instant, and you won't have any children IF you return to your world." >Her threat hits home. >You always wanted to have kids. >Right now, it's highly unlikely that you'll return home and pursue family life. >But if she goes follows through on it, that low chance turns to zero. >You really don't want that to happen. >"So, will you be a good boy and sit still?" >Your choice was clear. >So with a heavy sigh, you lower your head. >"Good...now sit still and accept your fa-." >Three knocks cut off the crazed mare. >"Shit! We don't have time for this. Watch him, I'll deal with this. And if he screams, turn him into a gelding." >You listen to the light clip-clop of Blinkie's hooves striking against the hardwood floor as she makes her way towards the door on your left. >The only thought running through your mind is when Pinkie is going to save you. >She should hurry.   >Be the ever bubbly, lovely Ditzy Doo. >Or what the townsfolk call you, Derpy Hooves. >Well, you are a bit of a klutz, but it's all because of your imperfect eyesight. >Not even glasses can correct it. >You are a smart cookie. And that's all that matters. >Anyway, you're on your way from the hotel to finish your your rounds for the day. >You have a few more deliveries before you can clock out. >You felt proud that you didn't mess up this delivery. >Pinkie Pie is such a silly pony, stuffing herself inside the box like that. >But she said it was of utmost urgency that you do this. >The rest of the deliveries went well, and now you're onto your last one. >As you trot towards your destination without a care in the world, you end up bumping into something. >This causes you to fall on your buns of steel. >That something was somep0ny. >A strange pony that is wearing a cloak over her face. >Sort of reminds you of Zecora. >She turns towards you, which causes an eerie feeling to wash over your being. >Is she mad or is she just worried about your well-being. >You aren't hurt...you think. So you hop up onto your hooves and rub the back of your head. "Oh, sorry ma'am. I wasn't looking where I was goin'." >From under her hood, you can see her smile. >It wasn't malicious. It was of a kind nature. >"It's fine, deary. Don' you fret." >She sounds like she's is from a far away town, almost Amish. >"Anyways, I was hopin' you could tell me if you have seen a pink pony today."   >She holds her hoof about her height and shakes it a bit. >She be 'bout yae high, with a pink curly mane 'n tail that looks almost like cott'n candy. T'was told to meet her here...but this confecshunary seems like it is closed." >Look up to take in your surroundings to find that you're outside of Sugarcube Corner. >She must be talking about Pinkie. "Oh yeah! I shipped her over to the hotel on the other side of town. Something about a surprise for her sisters." >The pony chuckles to herself, raising her hoof to her head. >"That girl n' her silly ways. Thanks, deary." >She turns into the direction of the hotel and slowly walks off. >Only to stop momentarily and turn towards you. >"Oh, and here's a little thing for helpin' a poor ol' mare out." >She places her hooves over your eyes. "Uh...ma'am?" >"Shhh... just accept it." >She removes her hooves from your eyes. >Blink a couple of times. >Everything is...clearer now. >You can see. "I...I can see!" >"Take care. EEP!" >Not being able to withhold your enthusiasm, you spread your wings and take to the skies. "YAHOO!!!" >You don't notice the mare walking off with a smile on her face. >Do a flip in the air with the greatest of ease, as if you were on the flying trapeze. >And for not watching where you're going, you slam face first into the building. >Wake up some time later with a sore head and your vision back to the way it was. "I don't know what went wrong..." >It was nice while it lasted.   >You are no longer Nonny...nor Derpy. >But who are yo- OH! You're Pinkie Pie. >Element of Laughter. >And right now, you're on a secret mission to save Nonny from your evil sisters. >Okay, they're not that evil, but they are bad. >Forcing your good good friend to do things with them he didn't want to. >Then doing those things to you while kidnapping Nonny. >That isn't very nice. >But either way, you have a Pinkie Promise to keep. >And right now, you are resting within the box that you are sure Blinkie has brought inside. >It's a bit cramped, but your surprise for them will be well worth laying in an uncomfortable position. >Remember to give Derpy a thank you muffin for doing this. >"What in the hay is that, Blinkie?" >You feel a hoof tapping at the side of the wrapped present. >Sweet Celestia it's hot. >Maybe you shouldn't have worn all black... 'No, focus Pinkie. Remember why you're doing this.' >"It seems our parents sent us a present for finding us a nice stallion to marry." >Like heck you'll let them have Nonny. >Not after what they did. >They don't deserve him.   >"Oh goody! Let's open it. What do you think is in the box?" >Hear the sounds of tearing paper from within the dark confines of the box. >Time for things to get interesting. >Using our night vision, guide our hoof towards the shiny button on your little present and press it. >Snicker and wait for the fun to ensue. 'Happy birthday, my dear sisters.' >The mechanical whirling of machinery and cogs clanking together indicates that your greatest work is working properly. >"I don't know, Inkie, but I'm sure ma and pa did something great. I just hope it isn't a..." >The lid of the box flies off and hits the ceiling before crashing to the floor. >Hear a nervous gulp on the outside. >"Rock..." >The box explode in confetti. >Hear the rock farm girls shriek in terror. >"WHAT THE HAY!?!" >Once the confetti settles, they are both staring down the opening of your Party Cannon™. >'1NN1T1AT1NG P4RTY PR0T0C0L 1N 3...' "And here..." >'2...' "We..." >'1...' "Go."   >You can feel the reverb of it firing off party favors at your sisters in crime. >Giggle as you hear them scream. >You are pretty sure that the ruckus you're making will alert the ponies in the rooms next to you. >But that isn't your concern. >'R3D1R3CTING...CAL1BRAT1NG...' >Guess one of them made it to safety. >Probably Blinkie. >'TARG3T L0CAT3D! R3SUM3 N0RMAL PR0T0COL'. >"Oh...FUCK!" >Oh yeah, Inkie's in for it now. >The sound of your automated cannon firing sent chills down your spine. >The sound waves rattling your bones. >You are sure that Inkie's having an oopsie from being scared. >Doesn't matter, she deserves it. >'3N3MI3S 0UT 0F RANG3...L0W AMM0...SHUTT1NG D000OOooown." >The turret retracts back into the large box you are residing inside. >Time to make your grand entrance. >Hop out of your hiding place, wearing your sleek cat suit and spy gear. >Pastries in hoof, ready to release the sugary fury. "SURPRISE!"   >Take a look at your surroundings. >the entire hotel room looks like a party. >There are party games in one corner. >Streamers of all shapes and colors line the walls. >Confetti spread all over the floor and beds in a display of shiny colors. >There's even cake and party favors on the table across the room. >There's even a Disco Ball spinning on the ceiling in the middle of the room. "Best party decorator...EVER! No..must focus!" >"Pinkie? Pinkie is that you?!" >You hear Nonny's voice calling for you. >He sounds...scared. >Maybe you should sing him a super special song. >Turn around to find your special somepo- er...bestest friend in the corner. >A pang of guilt fills your being when your eyes lock onto his's bound form struggling beside the large safe. >He's tied up more than one of your special presents. >How could you let this happen to him. >But now you'll make things better. >Time to go into hero mode. "I'm here Nonny." >Quickly move over towards Nonny and wrap your hooves around his neck. >Fight to hold back your tears that threaten to stain your cheeks while you embraced him. >It feels nice. >You really needed that. >But all good things must come to an end, so you pull yourself away to give him the once over to check for... >You gasp. "Nonny...your face. I-It's blood." >Caress his busted lip with a tender touch of your hoof. >"It's fine, Pinkie. It's just a tiny scratch." >He smiles at you. >Even though he tries to cheer you up with something as simple as a smile, you couldn't help but cry.   "I'm sorry. I sho-should have stopped this." >Your heart throbs from the pain of seeing him like this. >They actually harmed him. >"We can discuss this when we get out of here. >You broke your Pinkie Promise. >"Just help me out of these bindings." >They harmed your friend. >"Pinkie? Hurry up." >They hurt your Nonny... >The door to the closet swings open. >You turn your gaze towards the two sisters who is to blame for all the things that has transpired. >"Sister Pinkie. We've been waiting for you. Right Inkie?" >"Yeah. And now, you're going to pay for that little gift of yours." >Blinkie holds what appears to be a bar of soap while Inkie holds her journal and pencil in her hooves. >It's a good ol' fashion standoff. >Despite the severity of this situation, you couldn't help but laugh. >Blinkie snarls under her breath from your display of tomfoolery. >"What's so funny?" "You two are. So serious about someone you just met. You need to lighten up a little, or you'll miss out on the fun that is life." >Seems your little speech set off a nerv. >"Fun? FUN!? I'll show you some fun...dear sister of mine!" >She winds up the pitch and lets it rip.   >Everything moves in bullet time. >You watch as Blinkie throws the soap at your face. >She is determined to hurt you. >And yet, you're ready for it. >With dexterity and switfness of a bunny, you quickly lower your center of gravity by ducking. >Watch in awe as the bar of cleanliness flies over you. >And crashes through the window. >Somepony is going to have to pay for that. >Hope the workers didn't hear that. "Hah! You..." >Look back to find only Inkie standing there with a book in her hands with a smug grin on her face. "Missed?" >As you stand there, you try to figure out the reason for taking your eyes off of your sister. "Oh...fudge." >Before your Pinkie Sense can go off, you feel a sharp pain in your side. >You are sent flying into the far wall and crash helplessly into the hard surface with a loud thud. >"Mess her up good, Blinkie." >You slowly stand up on wobbly legs, only to get them sweeped out from under you at breakneck speeds. "OW! This isn't fun!" >Your sister picks you up in her hooves and slams you against the floor. >"Aaaah!" >"Pinkie? Are you alright?!" >Anon struggles in his binds, trying desperately to escape. >It's no use. "Don't worry. It's only a scratch." >You're hurt, but this is nothing compared to what Nonny went through. >You will do anything in your power to see that he is set free. >You look over at Inkie. >She isn't writing one thing down. >That smug grin on her face shows she is confident in Blinkie to finish you off. >But they wouldn't kill you. >They aren't like that.   >A periwinkle hoof lands right in front of your face. >"Having fun sister?" >You smile. >"Why are you smiling?" >You let a little giggle slip past your lips. >"You think this is a motherbucking game?" "Like I said before..." >Look up at her. "You need to lighten up." >Grab the both of her front hooves and pull forward. >Blinkie didn't see it coming. >Putting herself in front of you like that, knowing her limits on her powers. >She falls onto her face with a pomf. >Equip custard pie and use it on Tango Blinkie's face. >She can't blink if she has no sight. >GENIUS!!! >Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Inkie getting ready to jot something in her book of horrors. >So you do the only logical thing. >Equip the rubber chicken in your mouth. >It functions as your primary and a good throwing weapon. >With a flick of your neck, you send the rubbery fowl towards the writer of the family. >It knocks the book from her grip. >Though you do wonder how ponies are able to hold onto things. >Eh...not your problem. >Feel a screw hit your head. >Look up. >See the disco ball barely hanging onto the ceiling. >Kick your sister out of the way and tumble between the twin set of beds. >Watch in horror as the shiny ball lands with a thud. >At least it didn't shatter into a bajillion pieces. >That's a nasty cut waiting to happen.   >This is taking too long, you need to deal with one before the other. >Put plan Q into action. >Toss out a decoy Pinkie Pie with realistic smiling action. >Blinkie smirks at at your likeness >"You'll pay for that!" >She bucks away, but finds herself in a "Sticky Situation". >Hear a rim shot go off in your head. >Yeah, you still got it. >No pony can get free from your Jelly Gelatin Trap, unless they eat out of it. >"I...I'm stuck! Sis...HELP!" >Inkie sees her sister is in trouble and springs into action. >A barrage of custard pies and cupcakes buries her in a mountain of goop and cream. "That should hold her off." >Using this opportunity, you jump out from your hiding spot and pull out 5 pony-length mirrors. >Oh yeah, you just love doing that. >Start placing them around the trapped pony. >"No..." >Move them closer. >"Pinkie, this isn't funny." >You move them closer. >And closer. >Blinkie is starting to have a panic attack. >Everywhere she looked, her own reflection looks back. >"STOP IT!" "Sorry, but just "stick around" for a bit." >Another rimshot sets off in your head and gives you a fit of the giggles. "One down." >"Pinkie... Pie!" "One to go."   >Your Pinkie Sense goes off. >Your whole body spasms out as if in a seizure. >This hasn't happened since Twilight accepted your Pinkie Sense as being a thing. >Something big is going to happen. "A doozy." >Hear a low growl from Custard Mountain. >Turn your attention to the custard covered mare. >Laugh at her silly appearance. "You definitely need a bath sis." >She looks over at Blinkie. >She's out of commission. >Her tiny body shivering from the closed space of the mirrors and her reflections staring at her. >"I'll make you wish you hadn't done that." >She charges at you. >You hold your ground. >She tackles you. >Well, not you, but a cardboard cut out of you. >She tumbles into the wall with style and grace. >Although the landing could use a bit of work. >She's all tangled up in the mass of cardboard. >The sight of her like this puts a smile on your cheery face. "Sister...it's over. You can't win. Just give up and leave Nonny and me alone." >The dead silence afterwards created so much tension you could cut it with a knife. >Waiting for a response from her is making you anxious. "Answer me Inkie. This isn't funny!" >There was only silence, until you hear a faint sound coming from Inkie Pie-turnover. >...Laughter. >And it grows louder with each passing moment. >"Sorry, my dear Pinkie!" >Her voice carried a sting of venom when she called your name. >"You are so naive thinking that you could best me with such silly tricks. You may be the Element of Laughter..." >She holds out a sheet of paper with writing on it. >"But I still have the superior mind."   >Your legs suddenly grow weak and you mind turn hazy. >You have this urge to fuck Anon silly. >But your body seems like it's paralyzed from pent-up sexual frustration and lust. >Lust that you have never once felt before over Nonny. >Your lower lips quake for somep0ny's touch as it leaks your sweet nectar all over the floor. >Not to mention your tail slowly lifts, presenting your dripping sex to no p0ny in particular. >Inkie frees herself from her cardboard wreckage and lets out a low chuckle at your expense. >"Such a horny slut." "W-What have you done? Why can't I move? And why...why am I so hot?" >Inkie grabs a hoof full of your mane and pulls your head up towards hers. >"Just some insurance. Because I do want Anon. He's nothing like any stallion I've had. And I know how much you like him." >"Pinkie? Pinkie, what's going on?" >Nonny's voice trembles with fear. >You wouldn't blame him with his current situation. >She yanks your mane while dragging you along the ground. >She positions you so that you are facing Nonny. >"So we're going to have ourselves some fun." >Watch as she slowly makes her way towards the human in bondage. >A tender hoof stroke his crotch. >"I'm going to fuck him senseless while you helplessly watch." >This...this can't be happening.   "Inkie, please. Don't do this." >You have another full body spasm while your sister preps Nonny for the rutting of his life. >He struggles in his bindings as Inkie tries to pull his pants down. >"Damn it, quit struggling. You'll like it anyway." "Inkie listen. Something big...nnnf, is about to happen. I don't know what. But I had this Doozy of a sense." >"You're just stalling. You may have this 'Pinkie Sense' of yours, but I've never seen such a sense before." "But I'm not making it up." >"Just stay there and be a good little filly while I take your human in front of you." >She grunts while pulling his pants to his knees. >He's already at full mast, and it's twitching. >"Already have a boner for Inkie? Oh how sweet." >She did this with her voodoo writing, she must have. >But you are surprised since this is the first time you saw his thingy. >Well, it's the first time you've saw anyp0ny's thingy. >All that doesn't matter though. >You are about to see him taken from you by your own sister. >You couldn't save him. >You don't deserve him. >You broke your Pinkie Promise. >Tears well up in your eyes. >It's all your fault, if only you didn't introduce your sisters to Nonny. >"I can't wait to feel him inside me again." >She lowers her rear onto his thing. "I'm sorry Nonny. I'm not a good friend."   >The front door swings opens. >Inkie stops her advance onto your Nonny's privates. >All eyes, sans Blinkie and Nonny, turn towards the lone figure walking inside. >The cloak covering her entire body gives her an air of mystery. >From what you can tell, it's an elderly mare. >But something about her feels...familiar. >She looks at the scene in front of her and shakes her head. >"What 'n the worl' is going on in here?" >That voice...it couldn't be. "Mamma Pie?" >Inkie hops off of Nonny, and her face turns beat red. >"MOTHER!?" >The pony pulls the hood off her head to reveal an elderly pony, about the age of Granny Smith. >Her wrinkles were few and far between, but the gray in her mane shows her entering her mature years. >A pair of old fashion glasses sit on her muzzle with a chain wrapping around her neck. >Her deep blue mane with a few gray streaks sits up in a bun atop her head. >And from the way her nose is scrunched up, you can tell that she is not pleased with the messy sight. >Face, meet hoof. Hoof, meet face. "I totally forgot mother was coming for a visit." >"Pinkie...Inkie...front and center." >Her commanding voice seems to overwrite your current state and you quickly hop onto your hooves and sit in front of her at attention. >Your sister quickly follows suit, as to not get on her mother's bad side. >Your mother sits on her rear and lifts her hooves. >"Now to clean this mess. >With a clap of her hooves, everything seems to go all...squiggly. >In an instant, the mess and party favors all disappear leaving behind an immaculate hotel room. >Blinkie snaps out of her traumatic state of mind to see her mother staring at her as well. >She files in along with the rest of you. >"Now girls. Can you please tell me what 'n the world is going on?" >Lets just say that you and your sisters don't believe in "waiting till someone else finish speaking." >Sue Pie shakes her head. >That was until she notices the ape-like creature sitting in the corner all by his lonesome.   >"Silence!" >You three hold your tongue as your mother walks past you. >And towards Nonny. >With a clop of her hooves, all the bindings holding him still loosen. ----------- >You are Anonymous. >You have exactly no idea what the hell is going on. >First you're almost raped, and now you're free. >With a old pony staring at you. >"You must be Anon the Human." >Rub your wrists where the leather binds held you. "You know me?" >"Why of course. Name is Sue Pie. Pinkie told me a lot about you in her letters. She's pretty fond of you." >She must be the Pie Sisters' mother. "Nice to meet you Mrs. Pie." >Wait, didn't Pinkie say something about her? >Her eyes drift downwards towards your waist and catch a glimpse of your proud soldier at attention. >Her cheeks take on a rosy tint before raising her hoof to her mouth in utter surprise. >"Oh my..." >She shifts her gaze towards the window. >"I can see why. Ahem." >You know why she's so flustered, and take it upon yourself to rectify the situation. "Sorry about that." >"No problem. But I do want to know your side of the story. Sometimes my daughters like to stretch the truth a wee bit." >Finally. Somep0ny else who will listen to you. >And she can definitely do something about them. "Okay then. It all started three days ago..."   >You told her everything. >Blinkie using her powers to cause you harm, then raping you at the speed of light. >Inkie using her powers to force yourself upon her in the woods, which eventually led you to your stay in Celestia's dungeon and the pain that caused on your rear. >Then telling Pinkie about her sisters doing these acts. >And throughout your whole tale of truth, the demeanor of the three other mares ranged from guilt to anger and fear. "Then I ended up in this room, Pinkie tried to rescue me, and that is when all this happened." >A subtle sage nod from her gives you hope that she took your words to heart. >"I see. Inkie! Blinkie!" >The two rapists cast their gaze towards the floor before replying in tandem: >"Yes mother?" >The elderly mare gives the two a disapproving frown. >"Is this true?" >The two ponies stay silent, but their eyes were enough to incriminate themselves. >"Girls...I told you never to abuse your powers for harming others." >Blinkie and Inkie try to protest by giving their "reasoning" in doing what they did. >But to your ears, those were nothing but excuses. >"I am disappointed in the two of you. And Pinkie, you are in the same boat. You shouldn't fight your sisters, despite them doing such a thing to your friend." >You look over at Pinkie. >Her tears pool beneath her eyes, and her gaze shift to the floor. >You don't know if you should even move and try to make her feel better since this is a family dispute. >Sue raises her hoof to her mouth and clears her throat. >"But I do understand why you did it. You do like him after all."   >The elderly pony spins around and extends her hoof to help you up. >"You are free to go. And don't worry, I'll deal with these two...Personally." >Inkie and Blinkie wince. >They fear of what is in store for them in the near future. >"Take Pinkie and go enjoy some alone time. I know you two deserve that at least." >Decide you've had enough of this crazy ride and depart the premises with Pinkie in tow. >The last words you hear from Sue as the door closed were: >"Now lets discuss your punishment..." >You and Pinkie walk out of the hotel and start your journey back to the sugar confectionery. >No words were exchanged between the two of you. >You did catch the pink pony glance up towards you, but she quickly looks away. >The silence is driving you crazy. >You have to say something. "Look Pinkie. I..." >"Anon...I'm sorry about my sisters. And I'm sorry I broke my Pinkie Promise. I would understand if you don't want to be friends an- HEY!" >Pick up the pink bundle of fluff and hold her so that her face is right in front of yours. >With no hesitation on your end, you lean in and press your lips against hers. >Pinkie flails her arms in a panic from your sudden offensive strike. >Eventually, she calms down and revel in the moment. >The minutes tick away as you and Pinkie embrace one another in the middle of town. >Pinkie was the first to pull away. >You were a bit disappointed. >"Wow, that kiss was something else. Like a super cake with lots of frosting." "So you loved it." >"Well...DUH!" >You goth break into a fit of laughter. >Pinkie rests her head on your shoulder as she clings onto you. >"Even if we don't become an item...I will still be your bestest friend." >Give her a tight squeeze. "And I'll be yours."   >"BOOOOO!!! KISS SOME MORE!" >"Berry, that's rude." >Look around. >Find a large group of ponies circling around you. >Berry Punch takes a swig of some red liquid in a bottle. >You assume it's wine. >"Don't stop the show on our account!" >Your face has never been so flustered in your entire life. "So...your place or mine?" >Pinkie hops off of you and makes a beeline towards the shop. >"Let's just get out of here." >Run after her inside. >Close and lock the door behind you. >Seems you're laying low with Pinkie tonight.   END