Title:           A Little Too Much Pie: Blinkie
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Thursday 7th of March 2013 04:23:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of March 2013 04:23:13 PM CDT

>Chillin, maxin' relaxin all cool.
>Watching Lyra playing B-Ball outside of the school.
>When a trio of sisters were up to no good.
>Trotting up to you in your neighborhood.
>The pink one pounces upon your chest
>Saying: "HIYA ANON!!!!"
>OH SHIT!
>Oh, it's just Pinkie Pie.
Heya Pinkie.
>"I want ya to meet my sisters."
>Wait, Pinkie has sisters?
>She points to the one on the left.
>Grey pony with a darker grey mane.
>"This one is Inkie Pie."
>"Sup..."
>Not much of a talker.
>She points to the other pony.
>This one has a periwinkle coat with a grey mane and a similar manestyle as her sister.
>"And this one is..."
OH MY CELESTIA! IT'S TRIXIE!!!
>"What?!"
>The blue pony seems a little miffed.
C-CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!
>She's getting really scared now.
>Pinkie giggles.
>"No you silly! How can she be Trixie if she has no horn."
>Oh...yeah...
>"This is my other sister, Blinkie Pie."
>Oh, well there goes your spaghetti.
>You're sweating bullets.
>Blinkie just nods.
...I am the Batman!
>You make a hasty exit out of there.
 
>Get to your house.
>Lock the door.
>Head into your kitchen.
>Open and reach into your refrigerator to grab some cider, the only alcoholic drink in Ponyville.
>They need more alcohol in pony land.
>Close the fridge.
>"Well why did ya leave so soon?"
EEEEEEEK!!
>Look down to see Blinkie Pie.
W-well I...
>"And then confusing me with some brash unicorn...for shame."
>She has that look in her eyes.
>She must be suffering from that disease Dr. Anon talked about.
>Bedroom Eyes.
>Shit is about to get re...wait a second.
How did you get in here?! The door was locked.
>"Silly Anon. You think Pinkie's the only one with 4th wall breaking powers?"
>You blink.
>She's gone.
>You feel something poking your rear.
>Blinkie is taking a deep sniff of your ass.
>"I'm gonna have to teach this ass to remember my name."
>Oh god no.
>You take a step.
>You trip over nothing.
>TIIIIIIIMBEEEER!!!
>Land with a thud.
>You shut your eyes from the pain.
>Open them.
>You're tied down on the floor.
The hell?! This isn't funny!
>"What's my name?"
>You were about to say it, but it slips your mind.
>Fuck...what was it.
>You were always bad with names.
Uh...Sandy Shores?
>"WRONG!"
>Punch in the gut causes you to shut your eyes again.
>Open them. You're naked.
B-but how?
>This crazy mare is stroking your length.
>Erection is imminent.
>"Say my name, and this will all end. Come on, it's in that big head of yours."
This isn't funny.
>"I'll even give you a hint. It rhymes with my sister's names."
>Fuck. Your. Shit.
 
>Begin to think.
>You do remember she's sisters with Pinkie.
>Begin to form as many names as you can.
Slinkie?
>"Nope."
>She slowly applies pressure to your manhood.
>It's starting to hurt a bit.
Winkie?
>"Now you're just trying to piss me off."
>More pressure = more pain.
>Hold back your screams. Can't show weakness.
Kinkie?
>"Although I am...WRONG!!"
>She lets up.
>You get a swift reprieve.
>Until she kicks you in the nuts.
OH....FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
>"WHAT...IS...MY...NAME?!?!"
>She's' fucking crazy.
>"SAY IT YOU INSECT!!!"
>You're in too much pain.
>And she puts her hoof on your dick once again.
>"I'm sick of these games Anon. Maybe you don't want this dick."
>Fucking ponies.
>"You have one more guess. Now...SAY IT!"
>Shit, can't fuck this up.
>What you would give to have a lifeline.
>"Blinkie?!? Blinkie, where are you?"
>Wait...that's it.
IT'S BLINKIE! BLINKIE PIE!!!
>You sound so desperate.
>Blinkie lets off.
>"Good. Now here's your reward. Just...blink for me."
>You do as she says.
>In that split moment, you feel a sense of euphoria as you orgasm twice.
>When your eyes open, you have your clothes on and unbound.
>But there's a lingering taste of rock candy on your tongue.
>And it smells like poison berries.
>Blinkie, Pinkie, and Inkie were now in front of you.
>"Anon, what are ya doing on the floor? Silly goose. You don't take naps there."
>Good ol' Pinkie Pie.
Well I...
>Get a bad vibe.
>Look over at Blinkie.
>She has a smile on her face.
>It's a bit too creepy.
>Feels like she would do something to you if you told.
I was just...thinking about stuff.
>Pinkie blinks.
>"Okie Doki Loki. Well, we got to get going. Have sister things to do. Later Anon."
>Pinkie and Inkie leaves.
>Blinkie leans into your ear.
>"That was just a taste. So don't forget me..."
>She kisses your cheek.
>You blink.
>She's gone.