Title:           First time for Everything
Author:          jenseits
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First Edit:      Friday 8th of February 2013 12:02:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 8th of February 2013 12:02:39 AM CDT

>Day something completely different Equestria
>You’re in the process of making a bowl of cereal, and on cue, you get “The knock” as you’ve come to call it
“Well let’s get this shit started”
>Open the door to, of course, Fluttershy
“And to what do I owe the pleasure today?”
>”Oh, umm, hi Anon.  I was just in the area, and I thought I’d ask you if……um…..well…….err……..”
>She seems to be looking everywhere but at you
>This is odd, after ALL of the fetish attempts she’s gone through, why now would she be hard pressed to ask you?
“Yeeeeeeessssssss?”
>Is she really that lost in thought?
>”Uhm…oh drat, I can’t think of a fetish to ask you.  It’s like I’m drawing a…….uuhhhh……that thing ……………..”
“Blank?”
>“That’s it!” *squee*
>God that’s cute.
>Wait, no fetish ideas?  
>Does she have cancer?
>...
>That’s a bit of jump there, Evel
“None?  At all?  Are you feeling well?”
>”Huh?  Oh, yes I’m fine!  I guess I really didn’t think this through.  But...um....since I’m here though...."
>And here's the 3-2 pitch.
>"Would you like to grocery shop with me?”
>Oooo swing and.....IT STAYS FAIR.
>That’s…..an incredibly normal question.  
>And you are low on groceries.
“Uh, sure. I pose I’m due for a shopping run myself, let me just get my shoes”
>With that, you two depart to the markets
>As you walk toward town with a chipper Fluttershy, you decide that maybe you’ve caught her in a normal mood and can ask her.......the question.
“Hey Fluttershy.”
>”Hmmm?”
“Why do you try to guess my fetish?”
>She trips in mid-air.
>Somehow.
>You try not to laugh.
>”Um, well…..you see the thing is I……I'm......that is…..oh dear, I can’t…..”*mumble* *squeak*
>And so began the game of 20 squeaks, where you try to guess what’s on her mind and your only hint is a squeak in the affirmative or negative.
>You are just about to begin, when Scootaloo appears out of nowhere on her scooter, at high speed, before power-sliding to a stop.
>”Sup niggas?”
>You let your head hang, closing your eyes, because she may have just ruined the perfect chance to clear all this up.
>But internally you chuckle at the flawless execution of a favorite movie scene.
>She’s a good filly.
>Thank God you were carrying your laptop when you were ripped to this world.
“SCOOTS.  What brings you here?”
>”Wanted to make sure you were coming to the air show later.  The Wonderbolts are doing a performance, and Rainbow is guest appearing!”
“How could I forget?”
>Seriously, how could you forget?
>Dash ear-raped you when she got the news she would be allowed to perform some stunts with them.
>”Ohh~  I’m so excited for that tonite!!” Flutters chimed in. “We most certainly will be there.  Let her know!”
>”Waaaayyy ahead of you.”
>She speeds off, and you two continue on to the markets.
 
*************Much later, heading home from air show*********
 
>You and Fluttershy are walking back to your house, you of course being rather inebriated from Applejack’s cider that you and the girls (I.E. Applejack mainly) enjoyed.
>She brought a whole barrel, which you personally had consumed half of before Rainbow even got started on her routine.
>Someone had to pick up the slack for Fluttershy, who nearly dropped out after half a mug.
>Tourists….
>”That was soooo much fun wasn’t it?  I never knew Rainbow was that artistic!”
>She actually made sky art with cloud trails, and at one point took requests.
>”I don’t care if everyone laughed at your request Anon, I thought it was cute.”
“O-oh ya, it was a real piece of wo-work” *pffffffftttt*
>You, being the biggest douche this side of Equestria, asked here to make a figure eight then two paraller dashes, followed by a capital ‘D’ explaining that it would be like her signature.
>In other words, a giant sky-dong.
>Thank you AJ, and your magnificent cider.
>It took most of the town a minute, but when it clicked, you howled.  
>You were positive you had never laughed so hard in your life.
>Those words she uttered as she came to realize what she drew…..
>”ANON YOU MASSIVE DICK!!!!!!”
“IUNNO DASHIE, I THINK YOU BEAT ME THERE.  AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA.”
>She LOVED pranking you, so what if you turned the tables?  
>It was all done out of love for your friends.
>And being a d-bag.
>Everyone else, especially AJ and Pinkie, was hysterical with laughter.  
>In the end, it was totally worth it.
>”Thanks for letting me walk home with you Anon, I just love our time together.”
“And I love your company as well.”
>OK, that was either the cider, or that she looked rather hot right now.
>THAT was probably the cider.
>And that.
>And that.
>And....oh right that butt.
>The fact she was wearing a nice green skirt helped.
>Or didn't in this case.
>They weren’t your fetish, but you were a sucker for skirts.  
>Maybe letting her come to your house in your current state is a bad idea.
>She insisted on looking nice for you, who were you to shoot her down?
>Of course her walking in front of you swaying her hips did nothing to help your boner…
> Wait what?
>STAND DOWN BONER
>’EAT ME’
>Fucking penis…
>As you stared at her ass, a song crept into your mind.  
>You were drunk, so you just HAD to sing certain parts out loud.
“Hike up your skirt a little more………and show your world to me~”
>She stops.
>Why.
>WHY that song?
>WHY NOW?
>AND WHY WOULD YOU SING THAT VERSE OUT LOUD?!
>Now you fucked up.
>Big time.
>She heard that from the way she’s looking at you.
“I……have no idea why I sang that out loud.  I am sorry…”
>Awkward as she was, you still liked her and didn’t want to scare her away.
>Doesn't look like you’ll have to worry about that though.
>She’s staring at you with a smile that is melting your plaque encrusted heart.
>Stupid cupcakes.
>She doesn’t say anything though, instead turns around and keeps walking.
>Can’t falter.  
>Stay strong damn it!  
>Conviction!
>Will power!
>Determ- Oh dear God she’s swaying her hips even more now.
>”Rarity really knows her stuff.  She knew you would fall for me with this skirt."
>Rarity.  
>That BITCH.
“Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt.  Look, let’s just get home, it’s right there and we can forget alllll about this.”
>For whatever reason, you let Fluttershy into your house.  
>This still has to be the cider dictating your actions
>She hops up on the couch, still tipsy herself.
>She’s got that look in her eyes.
>You know, the rapey one.
>Actually, she really does look beautiful.
>But you couldn’t ever be into her.
>Literally.
>ANY kind of sexual experience you've had was extremely uncomfortable.
>All one of them.
>And that was just cuddling.
>You turn into such a bitch and now that you finally find a girl who’s into you, she’s a pony.  
>Honestly, the fuck?
>”I had such a great time Anon, and I know just how to cap off the night~”
>Oh shit.
>ABORT.  
>Get out NOW.
“Woah there girl, you're drunk so that’s just the cider talking.”
>”S-So?”
>Damn she’s good.  
“Listen Fluttershy, you’re a real sweet girl slash pony, I really like you, but I can’t do this.”
>”B-Bu-But I really like you!  I’ve never felt so comfortable around another stallion!”
“That’s a shame cause you could have any guy slash stallion you wanted.  Just not me.”
>”Why?!  Why can’t you like me back like that?!  I saw you staring at me, I know you're attracted to me!”
“Giiiirrrrllll I am drunk off my ass, and even now I’m not comfortable with all this.  That was a fluke.”
>”Anon…….please…..just let me have this one moment…..I need this!  I need you!   Please……”
>She starts to sob.
>”I just want you to love me...”
>Son of a bitch.  
>Not this, not the tears…..
>You never asked for this.  
>You sigh and make your way towards her.
>You like this mare, but you just can’t love her because-
>As your revelation comes to, you trip over your rug.
>Then your coffee table.  
>Into a shelf.  
>That falls on you.
>Loaded with glass, porcelain, and other expensive and sharp things.
>You aren't sure why you even have it.
>Fluttershy panics, flying over trying to clear debree off of you.
>”ANON! Are you ok?! Speak to me!”
“Ya……just hurt a lot……..still alive though……..I’m ok ‘Shy…..”
>”You are??”
“Yes….No..I mean….I don’t know….I’m a virgin”
 
 
*********1 minute prior***************
 
>You are Twilight.
>You and the girls camped outside of Anon’s house to see if Fluttershy would be able to pull it off.  
>You all had her back on this.
>Between Rarity’s impeccable fashion and  Applejack’s cider, he was putty now.
>There’s no way he could resist Fluttershy.  
>She’s the sweetest mare you know.
>Weird sometimes, but she deserved happiness.
>Why she picked Anon, you’ll never understand.
>He was a decent enough guy, bit of a klutz, but so were you at times.
>But he was also so different.
>Maybe that’s why she liked him.  
>At any rate, you just want to be there for your friend.
>But things weren’t going so good.
>Despite everything, Anon still looked like he was about to reject her.
>Just what was his problem?
>”Knew ah shoulda brought harder cider…” Applejack quipped.
>”Darling, any stronger and we’d have all had to carry him back after how much he drank.”  
>Rarity was right, that was a LOT of cider, despite being as big as he is.
>Hard to believe he was even breathing.
“You did fine Appleack, I guess I just underestimated his stubbornness.”
>”Studdornness?  The guy’s an idiot!  He wouldn’t know a good mare if they went and smacked him in the face!!”
>”Oh Dashie, you’re just upset because he tricked you into making a giant sky-willy.”  Pinkie snorted and giggled.
>Dash just gave her a glare.
>Still, Rainbow had a point.
>Fluttershy was beautiful and you didn't peg Anon as xenophobic.
>Was it that hard for him to even try?
>”And now look!  He’s making her cry!  That does it, I’m gonn-“
>*CRASH*
>Before she could finish, you all turned to see Anon bring an entire shelf down on his head.
>Things were really going south now.
>You’re all about to run in, when you hear it.
>”I’m a virgin”
…
“Oh.  My. Gosh.”
>The other girls let out a collective WHAT.
>Things just got interesting.  
>That must be it.
>That HAS to be it.
>You never would’ve figured Anon to be, well, inexperienced.
>At least not to THAT degree.
>You had never really sought after guys, but still you managed to find a good stallion once.
>Shame he moved.
>You’re all glued to the window now.
>How they never noticed you all is beyond you.
 
 
>You are Anon.
>And that hurt.
>A lot.
>Not the crash, that was nothing compared to realizing you just blurted -that- out.
>You thought maybe you could overcome your fear of intimacy, given time, but inside, you knew it wasn’t true.  
>It didn’t have anything to do with them being non-human.  
>Maybe at first, but you were past that now.
>Now it was just because you were a MASSIVE vaginal belch.
>They say honesty is the best policy.
>’They’ sound like a glorious committee of boy-lovers.
>”You?  You’re a……virgin?”
“Ya….I always have been.”
>”Is that why you always avoid me when I try to get close?  Because you were scared?”
“Pretty much.  I don’t know the first thing about the other sex, at least as far as being intimate goes. I was always afraid of doing something wrong, hurting someone, making an ass out of myself….guess it’s a little late for that now huh?”
>Fluttershy is just staring at you now.
>As if things weren’t awkward enough between you two, you were still friends.
>Now?  
>You’d rather go back to her just guessing your fetish every day and leaving it at that.
>Stupid Cider.  
>Stupid table.
>Stupid out-of-place-yet-convenient-plot-device shelf of fragile stuff.  
>Stupid…….Anon.
>Seriously, fuck that guy.
>”I…I am too”
“Come again?”
>Ha.  
>You said come.
>NOT NOW.
>”I’m a virgin too.  I’ve never been able to talk to stallions.  I always get scared of being abandoned. The ones that do show interest just seem so grabby, like they’ll rut me and leave me.  I don’t want that, but maybe I shouldn’t be so picky. Then I met you.  You were so different but you had all these wonderful traits.  You were kind, patient, and upbeat and I wanted to be close to you, but I couldn’t get the courage because I figured you wouldn’t like me like that.  S-So...I tried...”
“Fetish guessing.”
>She nods.  
>The pieces come together.  
>Unlike your spine.
>”I thought maybe if I found that one thing you liked, you’d want to be with me and you wouldn’t think I was strange. But I guess I ruined all of that...”
>Ok, this has gone on long enough.
“Look, ‘Shy, I think we both maybe messed up a bit here.  Or a lot, depending on how you look at it.  I admit the fetish thing was off-putting, especially because you’re such a sweet girl.  I didn’t understand what that was all about and it made me kind of nervous. But I do find you beautiful."
>”You…do?”
“Very, and honestly that’s not the cider, or the brain damage.  Quite frankly I’m utterly floored that you found me attractive.”
>You attempt to laugh at your own pun.
>Ribs thought it was stupid and forbid it.
>She smiles.
>Good, you missed that.
>”Then how about we make this night something to remember, for the both of us?”
>Penis?  Still with me down there?
>’Shaft: Online.  Testicles: Online.  Adrenal glands: Online.  All systems nominal.’
>Beautiful.
>You stand, slowly, but you feel renewed and ready.
>You pick her up, hold her close, and kiss her.  
>Lightly at first, then deeper.
>You let your tongue explore her mouth, and hers yours.
>Best to prime yourselves before you step into the great unknown.
>You set her down gently, and begin to remove your shirt and pants.
>Finally, you get to your boxers and remove them.
>”Oh my.  This was worth the wait~”
>She turns around, and positions herself for you.  
>Her folds dripping, she was beyond ready.
>You think that's what that means at least.
>This was it.
>You start to hear music playing in your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
>You ever so slowly made your way to her entrance.  
>Time slowed, your heart was about to explode.
>You inched ever closer, still hesitant though.  
>Was this real life?
>Is this truly the right thing to do?
>Then you realize you left your fucks back at your old home.
>Fluttershy was dead silent other than the heavy breathing.
>Good thing she was.
>You sure weren’t.
>She must’ve been at least as nervous, yet excited.
>You take the moment to enjoy the soft, warmness of her flanks.
>How could you have resisted this for this long?
>Closer.
>Closer still.
>You’re right there, right on her lips.
>The contact made her tense up almost instantly, before she finally relaxed.
>With that, your head breaches through lips. (0:45 mark)
>All the porn, all the fantasies, have brought you to this moment.
>Another push, and you were in.  
>Her walls clenched and devoured your length.  
>This, this was beyond zen, beyond bliss, or paradise.  
>This…..was harmony
>And it was too much.  
>You blow your load almost immediately
>She too, comes to her apex, and a torrent of sex collides.
>With that, you fart long and hard, unable to control even your basest functions.
>Not a second after it subsides, you feel hot air on your stomach.
>She too, let loose a hurricane of gas.
>Time is still.  
>You aren’t sure if this was how it was supposed to play out, but you don’t care.
>Fluttershy screams in delight, then drops her head, panting.
>”Was……was that amazing….or was it amazing?”
“Ughhnsnngft aslfmmnftt”
>You fall to the side, dragging her down with you.  
>She’s panting heavily, still in shock.
>She turns over, looks you in the eyes.  
>This goddess, what had you done to deserve her?
>There was no way you could rival that.  
>For three seconds, you died, and found nirvana.
>”Should we……should we go again?
“I like cheese.”
 
*********2 hours later*********
 
>You are Twilight.
>And what is this.
>Seriously, what in the name of Tartarus is this?
>Two hours ago they took each other’s virginity in a time frame that'd put Rainbow Dash to shame.
>It was...cute.
>You all 'daww'ed at the scene.
>Then things got more passionate.
>They got up and started to go at it again but with more vigor.
>Something was different.
>They were really getting into it and started to get aggressive.
>Fluttershy at one point started demanding him to work harder, which Anon answered by slamming her around as he plowed her.
>Now?  
>They are trying to take everything from each other.
>The room has become a coliseum of sorts.
>Anything that could be used was used.
>They still went at each other like animals…
>No….like monsters.
>This wasn't passion or lust.
>This was carnage.
>They pounded each other.  
>You wanted to intervene but couldn't.
>You were scared to even dare enter.
>The other girls were in just as much shock.  
>Applejack was sweating like her fat hog, Dash’s wings looked like they were going to eject themselves.
>Rarity had taken your notepad and was scrambling to take notes.  
>You tried, but you wanted nothing of this to be etched into your brain.
>Pinkie, however, was beside herself with joy.  
>It was like she was watching an action movie or something.
>She was sitting there, eating popcorn like crazy, eyes glued.
>”Want some princess?”
>”Why thank you Pinkie, we would love some.”
>Oh right, both princesses had decided to join you and watch.
>Celestia was most entertained.
>”So this is what happens when one’s carnal desires are suppressed for so long?”
>”Yes Luna, now you see the need for estrus, for if every mare were as pent up, there’d be no civilization.”
>”I see.  What a good show this is.  We did not know you could use a lamp in such a manner.”
*shudder*
>Anon suddenly was gone, and Fluttershy was looking for him, prowling.
>Her eyes...
>Even her stare wasn't that scary looking.
>What have you done?
>Then, as though he were a hawk, he pounced from behind the couch, his penis looking more like a spear in slow motion.
>You hear an eagle somewhere.
>You wanted to yell, but it was too late.
>He brought everything down into her,  her scream shattered the window.
>You were all blown back.
>You barely got a shield up in time to protect everyone from glass.
>”When did the aspect of harmony acquire the royal canterlot voice?”
 
*******30 minutes later**********
 
>You are Anon
>And tonight, nothing was true, everything was permitted.
>EVERYTHING.
>Fluttershy was out.  
>She had a content smile on her face and you laid her on the couch.
>You felt nothing but happiness.
>Tomorrow, you would feel everything.  
>But that was to be dealt with in the morning.
>For now, you would step outside, and bask in your glory.
>All of Equestria would.
>You're greeted with an audience of your close friends and the princesses.
>The girls are slack-jawed, unable to comprehend the sight before them.
>Celestia is smiling and begins a slow clop.
>Then Luna joins her nodding in approval.
>”Good show Anonymous!  We had no idea of the prowess of the human sex drive.”
>”Indeed.  Over many millennia, we have not seen such a display, other than maybe dragons reaching maturity.”
>You smile and give them a bow.  
“That was merely act one.  I assure you you’ll want to see what happens next.”
>”OOH.  Hang on let me get more popcorn.”
>With that Pinkie takes off.
>Luna and Celestia giggle.
>Twilight and Rainbow faint.
>Applejack is panting.
>Rarity is wide-eyed with a notepad, pencil twitching.
>Such strange friends you have.
>As you walk back inside, you turn to them.
"Oh, and I'd advise a raincoat."
>Then again, what’s to be expected after.
>Fucking Fluttershy