Title:           The Second Day Of Peace Part 6
Author:          jchallo83
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First Edit:      Monday 31st of December 2012 02:04:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 31st of December 2012 02:04:18 AM CDT

>After having a crazed cinnamon toast pig out session with Fluttershy, you decided to get some sleep.
>Too bad it has to be on your couch.
>Fluttershy decided to just waltz in your bedroom like she owns the place.
>So you're pretty much left with joining her in your bed to sleep or crash on the couch.
>You figured the latter would be the best choice.
>You walk over to your couch and free fall onto it.
>Your thoughts begin to fly off the handle bar.
>Will Fluttershy try anything while you sleep?
>You really need to try those blue strawberries Fluttershy convinced you to buy.
>What if Pinkie is actually more powerful than she leads on?
>You really need to get peach honey.
>Waffles....just waffles.
>The next time you see Princess Celestia call her Celly and see what she'll do.
>God you miss the internet. You'd be watching Doctor Who right about now.
>What's Fluttershy's fetish guess tomorrow?
>Just how long will it take Fluttershy to give up?
>These thoughts continued to float about until you finally fall asleep.
 
 
>You wake up on your couch and check the time.
>7:04 pm
>Less than a hour until Pinkie's party.
>Check to make sure your pants are still on.
>Still on nothing has been tampered with.
>You get up from the couch to check on Fluttershy to see how much of your stuff you're going to burn with holy water.
>Yeah burning with holy water.
>Because it's Equestria, Hell you might even have Pinkie help you.
>She breaks enough logic laws as it is. She's no first time offender.
>You open your bedroom door only to find that Fluttershy is sleeping soundly cuddling a bundle of your dirty laundry.
>You notice the room is very humid and smells like lemonade.
>Great just great. Now you got Fluttershy's stank all over your bed.
>Note to self: Burn your mattress and buy a new bed.
>You only have yourself to blame. You should've kicked her out when you had the chance.
>You walk over to your bed to wake her up.
>You hear Fluttershy talking nonsense in her sleep.
>"OooOoo Anon that's it. Just like that..."
"Uuuhh Fluttershy?"
>"Mmmm~ you can put that peach honey anywhere you want."
"Fluttershy."
>"mmmm yes master anything for you..."
"Fluttershy!"
>"Oh don't stop mistAHHHHH!~"
>Did she just...?
>Must be one hell of a dream.
 
>Oh God the shit you have to put up with.
"Oi Fluttershy wake up!"
>Fluttershy wakes up abruptly.
>"wut say duh?"
"Get up, Pinkie's party is going to start in a hour."
>"Are you my mummy?"
"No! Now get up damn it."
>"Yes master."
>You facepalm. You swear this pony here is going to be the death of you.
>Why can't she just be normal and stop wanting you?
"I'm not your master. Now will you get out? I gotta change."
>"Go right ahead Anon, I don't mind watching."
"OUT!"
>"Ooooh yes master."
"What did I just tell you?"
>"You said you're not my master but you never said anything about calling you master."
"Can you just please get out?"
>"Ok, can I use your shower? I kinda made a mess of myself while in your bed."
"Just...go."
 
>Fluttershy goes to the bathroom to clean up.
>Tomorrow you're going to clean every inch of this house and pour salt around the perimeter.
>Wait that only works against demons. It'll probably have an opposite effect for ponies.
>Fucking ponies man. Cleaning the house will just have to do.
>You change into some clean clothes as quickly as you can.
>The last thing you need is Fluttershy getting a peep show.
>You grab the bundle of clothes Fluttershy was cuddling and toss them back in the dirty laundry basket.
>After you finished that little chore, you head to the kitchen and grab some Ginger ale from the fridge.
>That should keep your stomach from acting up for a while.
>That's the last time you're going to pig out on cinnamon toast like that.
>Man cannot live on bread alone.
>You take a real good swig of the Ginger ale to keep your stomach from acting a fool.
>You're not going to pig out a Pinkie's party if you intend on keeping it that way, sadly.
>Those cupcakes she makes are just illogically delicious.
>It's a shame you won't be having any. You hope Pinkie won't be upset about that.
>You have a seat at the kitchen table and think about how this night is going to go down.
>You hope Rarity forgot all about your little talk yesterday night.
>The nerve of her thinking she can just make an outburst like that.
>Then again it's better that it won't come up to begin with.
>The party can't be that bad. Besides you hope Vinyl Scratch is going to be there.
>You must get her autograph. She's just awesome. At least there's decent music in this town.
 
>Fluttershy comes out of your bathroom after freshening up.
>About time damn why does she have to take so long?
>Probably rubbing herself all over your towels and toothbrush...again...
>She's finally out of her naughty teacher outfit she's been wearing earlier.
>Which reminds you that Twilight needs her reading glasses back.
>Eh fuck Twilight, she can just poof another pair anyway.
>Unicorns are so overpowering.
>Fucking pony magic, what can't you do?
>Fluttershy walks into the kitchen toward the kitchen table you're sitting at.
>She has a seat across from you and begins to smile.
>"Thanks for letting me use your bathroom Anon."
"That's the last time you'll ever use it."
>She starts laughing like what you said was some kind of joke.
>"Anon you're funny. You really think that's the last time?"
"No, I know it'll be the last time."
>"Keep telling yourself that, cutie."
"Stop calling me that."
>"But you are!"
"Ugh, look we better get to Sugarcube Corner Pinkie expects me to show up first."
>"Alright, but don't you think it's still a bit early?"
>You check the clock.
>7:18pm.
>You can relax for a while.
>It's not like SugarCube Corner is going to take forever and 2 days to get there.
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to chill for a little bit."
>There was no rush, there was plenty of time to get there.
>However there was nothing to do, you're bored out of your mind.
 
>"So Anon what do ya wanna do while we wait?"
"I don't know, I still have sleep on my mind."
>"Wanna do it?"
"No way in hell."
>"Darn, well you can't blame me for trying."
"How about you stop trying altogether?"
>"No, I love you. Why would I stop?"
>This hell bent pony.
>"You'll come around someday mister, I just know it."
"What makes you so sure?"
>"You actually let me sleep in your bed. I'm wearing you down Anon."
"No, I tolerate you. That's different."
>"Suuuure, confess your love for me whenever you're ready. I'm in no rush."
>God she's relentless and delusional.
>After 20 minutes of boredom and waiting and talking about nothing of importance to the story,(seriously, nothing important.) It was time to leave for Pinkie's party.
>You grab only your keys and head out along with Fluttershy following you close behind. You figured that bringing your wallet to a party was nothing but trouble.
>You've been paranoid about that for the longest time. It's hard to break old habits.
 
>You arrive at SugarCube Corner.
>As soon as you place a foot inside the place, you found yourself being hugged by a pink blur.
>"AnonI'msogladyoucanmakeityou'resoawesome!"
>Once again, you somehow manage to understand Pinkie Pie.
"Glad to see you too Pinkie."
>After having a moment of shared hugs, it was time to party!
>"I see you and Fluttershy showed up together. What's up? You two a couple yet?"
>Not party time yet apparently. Fuck that's annoying.
>Wait, what she mean "yet"? Implying its bound to happen.
>Hell no, not if you can help it.
"No Pinkie, and there is no "yet" I'm sorry but it's never going to happen."
>"Alrighty tighty Anon, If you say so."
>Ugh, this is going to be a loooong night, if they keep splashing that in your face.
>"Well Ah'll be, looky here Rainbow Dash, Anon and Fluttershy showing up together!"
>FUUUUUCK.
>You want to rage quit and go home. But just one hour, ONE hour and you're out of here.
>You'll be gone faster than shotty old people memories. Just stay one hour and one hour only.
 
>2 hours and 45 minutes later.
>Party is in full swing.
>You're having the time of your life.
>Vinyl Scratch is providing the music. You must meet her and Dash knows it too.
>If she wasn't here you'd be busy burning your bed and sheets and blessing your house.
>All the ponies are dancing having a great time.
>Not to brag but you cut a rug or two. All the mares wanted dance with you.
>Yeah, Acquire bits.
>Fuck mares.
>Well...maybe just Acquire bits.
>You're having a seat by the snacks taking a quick break.
>The song ends and Vinyl Scratch grabs the Mic.
>Looks like Vinyl is about to make an announcement.
>"Alright yeah! Hey I'd like to give a shout out to Pinkie I love you, you crazy bitch!"
>"I'd also like to give a shout out to my pegasister out there Rainbow Dash much love Dash."
>"Also I'd like bring to everp0nies attention that the one and only human on the planet is here tonight! Anon stand up! Everyp0ny give him a round of applause!"
>What? Did she just say your name?
>Oh.My.God.
>She knows you! Holy shit!
>All the ponies start cheering and applauding.
>You're feeling really popular right now.
>You stand up and wave at everyone or everyp0ny and sit back down.
>Holy shit that made your night.
>Alright calm down now.
 
>"This next song is for Time Turner. When this bass drops the silence will fall. Get ready to move those flanks!"
>The song begins and see Fluttershy walking over to you with a smile on her face.
>No, oh no you don't damn it.
>"Hey Anon, wanna dance?"
>No way in high holy hell.
"Sure thing Fluttershy."
>"EEP! Let's get out there mister!"
>Oi! what the fuck man?
>Damn it must be Vinyl's music making you talk, because all you want to do is dance.
>You follow her out on the dance floor and ponies all over noticed.
>Some whispering to themselves, others you can hear gasp in disbelief.
>You finally get to the center of the dance floor.
>Next all you hear is"...I am definitely a madman with a box..."
>Bass drop occurs.
>Mentally cum your mental pants from such eargasmic sounds coming from the boombox.
>Vinyl just mentally made love to you with that bass drop.
>imokwiththis.jpg
>Everyp0ny and you are moving to the beat of the song.
 
 
>Before you even realize it, the beat has you under it's spell.
>Obey the beat.
>Be one with the beat.
>You are the beat.
>Fluttershy seems to be under the same spell.
>Holy shit, she can move!
>Notbad.jpg
>You take a look around and notice the both of you have the dance floor.
>A crowd begins to form around the two of you.
>Everyone starts chanting.
>"GO ANON! GO FLUTTERSHY! GO ANON!"
>Feelin' like a boss.
>Fluttershy being a boss lady too.
>She's got the moves like Janet.
>Because in Equestria Jagger is non-existent.
>Close enough you guess.
>zerofucksgiven.jpg
>Anon what's happening to you?
>The music, that's what's happening.
>Oh well, enjoy it while you can.
>You never want this song to end.
>The song ends. For you it seemed to end too soon.
 
>After you and Fluttershy completely owned the dance floor, you both could use a drink.
>It's time to rest. Fuck that was fun.
>"Fuck that was fun!"
>She needs to stop saying things you're thinking.
"Yeah, not bad huh?"
>You pour you and Fluttershy a drink from the punch bowl. Looks like she needed it.
>Hopefully Rarity didn't spike it yet.
>Hopefully Spike isn't in it either. The punch was purple.
>You notice Rarity and Rainbow Dash walking up to you with smiles on their faces.
>Oh God, You have a pretty good idea what they're up too...
>You really don't want to deal with them right now. You're too focused on the party.
>You was just having a little fun. That's why they call it a party.
>Rarity was the first to speak.
>"Hey Fluttershy, mind if we have a moment with Anon?"
>"S-sure thing Rarity."
>Fluttershy walks away without her drink. You'll be sure to hold it for her.
>Poor thing danced her little heart out.
>Damn ponies being adorable. Why couldn't she be like the others?
>"Alright Anon, care to explain what that was out there?"
>"Yeah! Just a friend, huh?"
"What are you talking about? You heard the beat. I had to move my feet."
>"Riiight, Anyways Anon, there's going to be an after party once everyp0ny leaves." Rarity said.
"Alright cool."
 
>"Oh by the way, Vinyl wants to meet you. I know how badly you want to meet her." Dash said.
>Holy shit no way.
>You usually don't get this hype over meeting a pony.
>Meeting the Princesses was just meh.
>Well, Luna was cool at least.
>This night just keeps getting better.
>And here you were worrying about being trolled by Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
>You gotta play it cool though. Be casual.
"YAY!"
>Smooth Anon, real smooth.
>Idjit.
>Faggot.
>Idjit faggot maggot.
>You've been around ponies too long.
>"Dude seriously keep your cool when you meet her."
"Alright damn Dash, I'll be cool."
>"And for the Love of Celestia don't babble like an egghead."
"Dash that's Twilight. Hey speaking of Twilight, how are you and her gettin' along?"
>Rarity gives you an evil glare.
>Oh yeah, you guess that was suppose to be a secret.
>Rainbow Dash begins to blush.
>"What's that suppose to mean?!" Dash replied.
"Nothing, can't I ask how two friends are doing? You do that to me and Flutters all the time. Me and her are just friends after all."
>That should shut her up for a while.
>That's the shit you put up with everyday.
>She can handle a night of it surely.
>Rainbow always gotta insult you in some kind of way.
>She can go Rainbow Crash on a dick covered in shattered glass for all you care.
 
>Another 2 hours of the party has passed.
>You've partied your ass off.
>You haven't had this much fun since....
>Now that's just sad.
>You really should've partied more on earth.
>Drinking games was one thing, but that always ended on someone's lawn or in jail.
>Or in a bathtub full of jello while you cuddled a bottle of Frangelico while wearing a top hat.
>Seriously, what the in the ever living fuckery happened that night?
>God you're life was weird.
>Implying your life isn't weird now.
>Anywho...
>Ponies are starting to leave, the crowd is getting smaller.
>Eventually the music stops and it's just you, Vinyl Scratch and the mane 6
>Vinyl finally steps down from her eargasmic making throne called the turn table.
>Holy shit she's walking your way, remember what Dash said don't babble like an egghead.
>Don't fuck this up Anon.
>"Sup Anon, Dash tells me you've been wanting to meet me."
>Be cool, be suave, be the smooth criminal.
"Yes! Oh My God you're awesome!"
>Yeah,totally nailed it Anon.
>Vinyl smiles, and puts up her hoof for what seems to be a brohoof.
>"It's cool man, I have that effect on ponies, apparently humans too. "
>brohoof.jpg
>Well that went fairly well.
>"Now where's those drinks? It's time to get hammered!"
>The real party begins.
>Not for you though you really should head home.
>The Elements of Harmony+alcohol= Bat shit insane.
>Not sticking around for that.
>You should get Vinyl Scratches autograph before you leave.
>Just 10 more minutes and you're out of here. TEN motherfuckin' minutes can you do that Anon?
 
End of Part 6