Title:           Sort of AiE related IRL thing.
Author:          implyingRope
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/aARU2wvS
First Edit:      Thursday 13th of June 2013 11:21:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 13th of June 2013 11:21:59 PM CDT

Been a while since put something here.
>Be typical workday.
>Thank imaginary man in the sky it's not fuck-all hot and humid as it was yesterday. Too early.
>Still shitty though. Fuck this gay midwest.
>Slow day, big boss off and the 2nd in command doesn't give a fuck about what we do in the shop as long as the little work there is today so far gets done.
>Initiate maximum fucking off and getting paid. Sneak away, read pastabins on and off.
[spoiler]Is Hazardus kill or on hiatus by the way? Somehow missed Anon in Discordia and was liking it. Doesn't look like it gets an end tho[/spoiler]
>Fast forward two hours. Goddamned corporate overseer asshole shows up.
 >Have now resorted to walking around and looking angry to avoid looking like I'm not doing shit.
>Thank you basedCostanza, it really works. Get told am the only one doing real work.
>Company dude gets bored and leaves to probably buy meth from one of the local fine upstanding urban youths in the area.
>The man loves his chemicals I tell you hwat.
>Boredboredboredboredbored, suddenly get to unfuck a customer's specialneeds mechanic's fuck ups for an hour.
>Write smartassed comments on the work order hoping they'll accidently read them to customer.
>Resume bored status.
>Fuck year lunchbreak.
>HAHA, TIME FOR PONE ONNA PHONE.
>Oh fuck yes, zombie Aether with an update outta fuckin nowhere.
>Dominoes sammiches are goddamned awesome good too. Chicken bacon ranch, fuck yeah.
>Reading like a sir. Get to Celly taking Anon aside for a chat. FeelsgoodmaYOU GOT A CALL NIGGA!ANSWERITANSWERIT!
>Fucking 800 number. Eat a dick useless no-call registry.
>Swipe answer symbol out of curiosity, suddenly a living person on the other end oddly enough.
>Some scam credit card shit, asks if I have a time to talk about if my interest rate is currently blahblahblahfuckoff.
"Sorry no I'm kinda busy at the moment reading pony fanfiction on the internet."
>"..., uuh ok. Is there a better time that we can reach you sir?"
"Not really. Also, I have enough on one credit card as it is."
>"Ok then sir I just have to ask, do you have any questions before I go?"
>Feel like being a cheeky cunt m8.
"Who is best pony?"
>"Uuumm, I'm sorry sir I, uuh..., Once again I am sorry for interrupting you and I hope you have a pleasant day..., Rarity.", click.
>Haaaaaaaa