Title:           Back to the Greentext ROOTS
Author:          implyingRope
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First Edit:      Friday 6th of July 2012 09:04:05 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 6th of July 2012 09:04:05 AM CDT

Back to the greentext ROOTS you say Betty? Aight.
 
>Day 115 in Equestria.
>The moring sun, burning with the force of a thousand suns, pierces your eyelids.
>You awaken feeling nowhere near like P. Diddy.
>Trudging to bathroom, complete morning routine.
>Open fridge in kitchen. Find only condiments and Applejack Daniels.
>Breakfast of champions.
>Sudden knocking at the door. Look through the peephole.
>It's just your Rainbro.
>"Sup bro?", "Nada bro. Usual breakfast I see.", she replies eying the bottles of Jack and ketchup in your hands.
>"Don't judge me, here.", handing her the bottle of Jack. She takes a huge swig.
>"Ahhh, thanks bro. Just stopping by on my way to cloud duty to see if we're still on for movies and booze." She repiles hoofing the bottle back to you.
>"Fo sho", raising your fist. Brohoof as she flies off to work.
>Ok gonna need more booze and real food.
>Open door, resist dinosaur. Look around for Fluttershy traps.
>All clear.
>Walking along the tree lined, SNIFF, path to the mark, SNIFF, et. Trying to tip toe past Fluttershy's house. AH-CHOO! Shit.
>Fucking Allergies.
>With the speed of Kenyans Flutters burst though the door of her house and zoomed up to you. Jimmies status: Rustled
>"Oh dear, Anon you seem to have the sniffles.", offering you a hankie.
>Snatching it out of her hoof and holding it up to blow your nose. Hey this smells like chlorofoooooooooo...
>K.O.
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>"Wake up boy!" SPLASH! Icy water hits your face. Your hands bound to the top of a pole over your head. Shirt missing.
>Looking over your shoulder you see Fluttah holding a whip in her teeth. "Bondage isn't my fetish Flu" SNAP!! "AHH FUCK! WHAT THE HELL" SNAP! "AAAGH!"
>"You don't speak Toby! I own you!" she yells. "Huh waa, Fluttars I'm not Tob" KER-SNAP
>"AAGGH SHIT BITCH!" you cry out. "Bondage isn't my fetis" KERSNAP! "Your name is Toby!" SNAPSNAPSNAP
>"OW! What the shit Flutters? I'm not fucking Toby" SNAP
>"Yo name is Toby, boi!", the whip slinging back for another strike.
>"A-A-ANNNO--NNN!", CRACK!!
>"TOBY!", flipping her head back for another strike. Suddenly Slavershy is tackled by a familiar blue blur.
>With a one two hoof punch combo Flutts is knocked the fuck out. Whattabro
>Rainbro trotting up towards you, wings popping open at the sight of your half nakedness. "Looks like I got here just in time.", she says with a sly grin.
>"Hey bro get me down from here." you ask looking back at her. "Not 'till I get mine Anon."
>"W-what? Hey bro come on, quit j-joking." She leans down to retrieve the fallen whip.
>"S&M is MY fetish Anon.", her wings almost pulsing they're so rigid. "Now, shut the fuck up Toby."
>why Rainbro why
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