Title:           FFS
Author:          idako
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/BjG5ZdgL
First Edit:      Sunday 29th of June 2014 05:21:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 29th of June 2014 05:21:47 PM CDT

In this paste I will post all my short stpries that end with some variation of >fucking fluttershy
 
>Day how come I can't move properly in requestria.
>After stumbling your way downstairs taking what felt like hours,  you hear a knock at the door.
Goddamit Fluttershy, you better not have been the one who did this to me,  or I'm going to kick your flank.
>Your door is busted down by a giant tentacle.
>"Anon,  is having a salty sea battle with the krakken your fettish? "
>before you can even properly respond you are grabbed by the rubbery appendage and brought to the creatures maw.
>with your last breath you shout.
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY! fluttershy
 
> day one of us one of us
> wake up go downstairs. Dont need to shave cause you cant grow facial hair
>knock knock knock
Go away fluttershy not interested in buying what youre selling
>you hear a voice respond..... your voice
> defcon 4 and descending engage
The fuck is going on?
> open up front door to see fluttershy and the rest of ponyville at your front door.
Okay, seriously, the fuck is going on?
> is M. Night Shamalamadigdong your fetish anon?
> as she says this you see the rest of ponyville fade to black, all the ponies turn into aliens holding you as a baby.
> you look back inside your house and see a glass of water, and a Louisville slugger baseball bat. You spend the rest of the day
>Killing fluttershy