Title:           Temp
Author:          heidi666
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First Edit:      Tuesday 9th of July 2013 04:47:20 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 9th of July 2013 04:47:20 AM CDT

       
 
    Alicorn Twi - Final Lyrics
     
     
    (1/intro)    A long, long time ago
    I can still remember
    how this series used to make me smile
    And I knew if I had my chance
    That we could stop these petty rants
    And maybe we'd be happy for a while
    But, February makes me shiver
    With every single post on Twitter
    Bad news on the laptop
    No more time for one last clop
    I can't remember if I cried
    When we all reached the end of the ride
    But something touched me deep Inside
    The day the fandom died
     
    And I was singin'
    Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
    Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
    Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
    Wailing'
    This'll be the day the board dies
    This'll be the day the board dies~
     
    (2)    Now, do you have a tulpa friend?
    Is season three really the end?
    Beause some asshole tells you so?
    Oooh, did you believe the Starswirl post?
    Did you love our Mando roast?
    And can you teach me how to be Sloowpooooooke?
    Well I know that you all hate the show,
    'Cause to mlp you always go.
    We all pissed off the mods
    Damn, we were treated like gods,
    Oooooohhhh
    We sure were some lonely neckbeard fucks,
    with spaghetti dinners and dicks to suck.
    But we knew we were out of luck,
    the day, the fandom died.
     
    I started singing,
    Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
    Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
    Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried:
    Wailing'
    This'll be the day the board dies
    This'll be the day the board dies
     
    (3)    Now for one year, we've been on our own,
    Shitposting in our pony home,
    But that's not how it used to be.
    When the pedo played for the finale,
    You didn't expect it, well neither did we,
    And the shitstorm, that came to, mlp
    And while the board was screwing around,
    The fags appeared without a sound.
    The shitstorm began to turn,
    Laughing as Ponychan burned!
     
    As the horsefuckers wrote a book of clop,
    the VAs begged us all to stop
    And we argued which pone was tops  
    the day, the fandom died.
     
    We started singing,
    Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
    Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
    Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
    Wailing'
    This'll be the day the board dies
    This'll be the day the board dies
     
    (4)    Helter Skelter, hiatus swelter,
    Mlp was a fallout shelter:
    Twelve pages and failing fast.
    Finally the time did pass,
    on Twitter we would bug the cast.
    Poor Derpy, was a relic, of the past
    and now season 3 was filled with doom
    while youtube spewed it's autist gloom
    They all thought we should run
    Oh, but damn, we were having fun!
    Cause' the autists tried to raid the board
    but were stopped by the clopping horde
    Do you recall how butts were sore
    The day the fandom died
     
    We started singing,
    Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
    Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
    Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
    Wailing'
    This'll be the day the board dies
    This'll be the day the board dies
     
    (5)    Oh, and there we were all in one place -
    A fandom gone without a trace
    With little chance to start again
    So, come on, Jack T. Herbert, Jack be quick -
    Jack, sit down on Braeburn's dick, 'cause...
    Ponies are the neckbeard's only friend
    Oh, and as I watched posts on the page
    My dick was gripped in fists of rage
    No way in fucking hell
    Could I break Flutterrape's spell
    And as the fags posted high into the night
    To whiteknight what they thought was right,
    I saw Tinker laughing with delight
    The day the fandom died
     
    We were singing,
    Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
    Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
    Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
    Wailing'
    This'll be the day the board dies
    This'll be the day the board dies
     
    (6/outro)    I saw a mare whose coat was blue,
    And I asked, if I could cum in you
    But she just smiled and flew away
    I went back to the sacred board
    Where I felt the magic years before, but...
    The faggots said the bronies all were gay
    And in the tubes, the show was doomed,
    The bronies cried as Hasbro jewed,
    But Not a fuck was given -
    The distance had been driven
    The three boards I frequented most
    Said ponies weren't okay to post
    Got the link back here to toast
    The day the fandom died
     
    And, they were singing,
    Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
    Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
    Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
    Wailing'
    This'll be the day the board dies
    This'll be the day the board dies
     
    So, While we're singing,
    Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
    Turn the ponies into humans, yet we'll stay on the ride
    Mlp will now post Doom Paul and cry
    Singin' this'll be the day the board dies