Title:           Kirino 3
Author:          heidi666
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MDbURQGq
First Edit:      Friday 2nd of August 2013 09:49:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 2nd of August 2013 09:49:08 PM CDT

3:08    ComradeKirino   I am not marrying you
03:09   ComradeKirino   you havent even gotten ministerunc to divorce me even though we never married
03:09   ComradeKirino   and id never marry you anyway
03:09   heidiland       Oh please
03:09   heidiland       So tsundere
03:09   heidiland       *squee*
03:11   ComradeKirino   >.> I'm busy recruiting
03:12   heidiland       Hahahahahaha
03:15   ComradeKirino   what?
03:17   heidiland       Don't make me take out my bible Kirino.
03:17   heidiland       If we want to make it a religious match, I'm going to win.
03:18   ComradeKirino   I will interpret the bible as I please and ignore sections that are unconvenient!
03:18   heidiland       As everyone does
03:18   ComradeKirino  
03:45   ComradeKirino   my alliance just increased by 300%, we are booming, scared yet?
03:48   heidiland       Pfffft
03:48   heidiland       Please
04:11   heidiland       Hope you appreciate my massive bible e-penis
04:13   ComradeKirino   I am an exception, god himself said so, deus vult.
04:17   heidiland       lel
04:23   heidiland       aw kirino
04:23   heidiland       you're so cute
04:23   heidiland       marry me
04:24   ComradeKirino   I-i cant, I have devoted myself to god! a-and I dont like you anyway!
04:26   heidiland       You do
04:26   heidiland       It's so obvious
04:27   ComradeKirino   You're imagining too much again >.< also obviously no one would ever confess to you since you share every conversation for the world to see, not that I would ever confess to a horsefucker!
04:27   heidiland       >you share every conversation
04:27   heidiland       Our relationship is of vital importance to ACE!
04:28   heidiland       You can't expect me to not share it
04:28   heidiland       Besides, they need fap material.
04:28   heidiland       And who spoke about confessions?
04:28   heidiland       Not me
04:28   heidiland       You did
04:28   heidiland       Freudian slip there~
04:29   ComradeKirino   E-either way, due to me not liking you and you sharing everything we talk of in public means a confession wont ever happen, so stop dreaming.
04:30   heidiland       If there's a confession to make, I solemnly swear to not tell anyone
04:30   heidiland       It can be our little secret :3
04:30   heidiland       Horsefucker's honour.
04:31   ComradeKirino   I-i....
04:32   ComradeKirino   I dont like you, at all!
04:33   heidiland       Keep fooling yourself
04:34   ComradeKirino   E-either way, you dont like me either, so it doesnt matter.
04:34   heidiland       Oh but I do
04:34   heidiland       You're my waifu
04:35   heidiland       Seriously
04:35   heidiland       Strong willed girl who likes games?
04:35   ComradeKirino   T-then why havent you gotten ministerunc to divorce me? liar!
04:35   heidiland       Definitely my waifu
04:35   heidiland       I PM'd him
04:35   heidiland       He didn't answer
04:35   heidiland       I-I'll make a forum post!
04:35   ComradeKirino   -.- you arent trying hard enough, because you dont really love me and are just out to toy with me.
04:36   heidiland       Relationship's a little give and take
04:37   heidiland       I've been doing all the giving
04:38   ComradeKirino   A-also, f-for your info, I wont be wearing marshal uniform in war anymore, but chainmail and armour and helmet, h-hold on, il show you *goes into the next room and gets dressed*
04:39   heidiland       O-oh my~
04:39   heidiland       This will make undressing you when I march into your mansion more difficult
04:39   heidiland       But oh so rewarding!
04:40   ComradeKirino   Stop being perverted... *enters room in full chainmail, armour and helmet* D-do I look cute?
04:41   heidiland       Uguuuu~
04:43   ComradeKirino   >.< yes or no?
04:43   heidiland       You're the animu gurl
04:43   heidiland       Uguu~
04:43   heidiland       Never heard of it?
04:43   heidiland       Wow
04:43   heidiland       Jesus
04:43   heidiland       That must weight a ton though
04:44   heidiland       Maybe you'd feel lighter without it...?
04:44   ComradeKirino   N-not really, the weight of chainmail is distributed across the body an-
04:44   ComradeKirino   wait a minute
04:44   ComradeKirino   was that a sexually incenting comment?
04:44   ComradeKirino   >.>
04:44   heidiland       Oh no!
04:44   heidiland       As if!
04:47   heidiland       So anyway I'm off to bed Kirino-san-sama-senpai-chan-kun~
04:47   heidiland       I'll be dreaming of you :3
04:47   ComradeKirino   >.>