Title:           Anon Likes Mayo but Twilight Sparkle Doesn't Like Mayo
Author:          gadget
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/HTfdWaQp
First Edit:      Thursday 22nd of May 2014 08:58:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 22nd of May 2014 08:58:03 PM CDT

>>17893279
"Hey Twilight, you have any mayo?"
>"No, sorry."
"Oh, why not?"
>"I don't really like it."
"Really? Damn, never met a girl who didn't like mayo."
>"I find that hard to believe."
"Whatever. I'm going to go to the grocery store. You need anything?"
>"More mustard. And some marshmallows, please."
"Sure. I'll be back in an hour."