Title: Anon In Equestria - Chapter 7.5 'Clever Girl' Author: gadget Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/wqEhVNDx First Edit: Friday 6th of April 2012 02:35:52 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 6th of April 2012 02:35:52 AM CDT >Yes… Yes, something is following you. >It doesn’t have much of a knack for sneaking. >You turn, you don’t see your stalker but a small bush to the right was shaking like mad. >You stifle your 500th sigh of the day and approach the bush. Can you stop following me? >”Oh, um… Okay.” A soft voice responds. >Fluttershy? >Indeed, the little yellow mare walks out of the bush, mane laced with twigs and leaves. >”Good morning Anon. How are…” >Her eyes widen, she’s giving you that stare again. >Fluttershy, you’re so weird. Uh, Flu- >”Oh no!” She springs up, using her wings to meet you eye to eye. “What happened?!” What? Oh! You mean my nose? >Actually, why hasn’t anyone else mentioned your nose injury? >Are all of these ponies not concerned for your well-being? >Launch poor_me_internal_rant.exe >Program is unresponsive. >End now. >Would you like to send a report to Microsoft? >Don’t send. >”Yes! It looks horrible,” No it doesn’t… does it? “We have to get that cleaned up right away. Please come with me.” >Fluttershy grabs the collar of your shirt with her… hooves. That is so weird. She beings to pull you in the opposite direction of your house. Wait, I was going to grab something to eat. >”But there’s no time, it might get infected!” Fluttershy, I’ll beBWUH! >She’ll have none of that. The small little mare had some power in those wings. >It takes a half hour but she’s pulled you all the way to her cottage. >You stop her at the front door, this was getting silly. Fluttershy hold on, thanks for worrying about me and all but, this is a little too much. My nose will be fine >”I only… wanted your safety. There might be a sickness on our world that your body isn’t used to fighting against.” >Your heart skips a beat. Holy shit, she might be right. >Food can wait. >Your stomach disagrees. Fuck that guy. I never thought of that. I guess I can live another 5 minutes without food, getting this cleaned up is a good idea. >Fluttershy elicits a little squeak, your heart almost exploded. >You crouch into Fluttershy’s little cabin, taking a seat next to the tiny couch. >Fluttershy flies into her kitchen. >She comes back out a minute later with two small apples. >You give her a gentle smile, fresh apples sound more appealing than leftover cake. Thanks Fluttershy. >”I’m sorry if I pulled you away from any lunch plans. I was just worried.” Nah, no plans. >”Okay good. I’m going to get… something. To help with the cut. To stop the infection. Okay…” She gives you another cute smile and flies off into another room. >You can hear the clinking of glass bottles as you much down on these choice apples. >You finish the second apple five minutes later, Fluttershy flitters out with a small bottle and washcloth  the moment you do. >Damn, getting some food in your stomach puts you in a much better mood. Thanks for doing this Fluttershy. >”You’re welcome Anon. Now let’s clean that up…” >You give her a cheerful nod. >You can’t help but feel wonderful when you’re around Fluttershy. >She presses the washcloth over your nose. >Other ponies have helped you but Fluttershy is the biggest culprit of kindness and generosity. >This disinfectant smells a little sweet… >… >… Oh. >… *** >It worked! You can’t believe the Chloroform worked! >Look at him, he’s out cold! >Or could… No he can’t be… >You feel Anon’s pulse. It’s moving at a steady rate. >Good, that was a little spooky. >Now how in Equestria will I remove these clothes? >You tug on Anon’s shirt from nearly every angle. >It finally begins to slip off when you pull it over his head. >Of course! It makes sense! How did you not figure it out earlier? >Oh, but these darn arms make it so difficult. >After an hour, the shirt is off. >Shoot! This is taking so long! >You move a hoof to his chest. >But… It’s so worth it. >And this… flank shirt? What is it even called? It doesn’t matter, it holds your prize. >How does it even work? Does it open in the back or front? >Oh Celestia, please don’t let it be the back. >Upon closer inspection you see that it does open from the front. Success! >You attempt to fumble with it in your hooves but it requires a more delicate touch. >Maybe you could use your… >You can feel yourself blushing. >Oh gosh, you’re about to… ahem, but you’re afraid to do this? Buck up Fluttershy! >You lower your mouth to the button. Up, out, and down. That was easy. >You unzip the zipper easily enough and pull the… clothing down enough to get what you want. It doesn’t need to be completely off. >What’s this? More clothes?! Augh, why do humans wear so many clothes? >Well whatever this is, it looks easy enough to remove. >Wait… Wait it says something along the top. >’Holla Holla get Dolla’ >What does that even mean? >… Doesn’t matter, you’ve almost got him stripped. >All you need to do is take this last piece of clothing off. >And that’s easy! >… >And you’re going to do that right… now! >Oh gosh, what are you doing Fluttershy? This is wrong. >No, you’re already this far. >You’re >So >Close! >… Eep! *** >Oh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk. >What happened? >You open your eyes, you’re sprawled out on the wooden floor of Fluttershy’s cottage. >And a teary eyed Fluttershy is sitting next to you. >”Anon… I…” >Wait. Where is your shirt? Why are you p- >No. >Not Fluttershy. >You don’t want to believe it. Why is this happening? >”I wanted to but I couldn’t… I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” >She was about to break out into a full blown bawl. Fluttershy. >You say with a stern voice. This didn’t happen. Okay? This did not happen. >”But“ Next time we see each other, we do not speak of this. This. Did not. Happen. >Fluttershy buries her face into her hooves, suppressing her tears for a little longer. >You find your shirt, slip it on, rebutton your pants, and leave. >The sun has moved higher into the sky, it’s a little past noon now. >You wish the day would be over. Today was a shitty day. >Fuck. Why Fluttershy, why?! >No, you like Fluttershy. She’s great. >Whatever just happened in there did not happen. >It did not happen.