Title:           Have Saddle Will Travel 5
Author:          emmens
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/vnGTqEnQ
First Edit:      Monday 2nd of September 2013 11:25:20 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of September 2013 11:25:20 PM CDT

[9/2/2013 10:15:56 PM] emms: It has been one whole day, a long, windy, sunny day of flying down to the river town of Glascolt, you all touch down at the front part of the town and realise. This is all mostly docks. and entire town placed on a river front, sitting on the edge of the docks every so often you find food just laying there on small plates as well.
 
This town is interesting.
 
how does the party begin?
[9/2/2013 10:18:08 PM | Edited 10:24:23 PM] Inkwell ?: Once on the ground again, I stretch out on the ground, happy to be as a grounded creature should: on the ground.
[9/2/2013 10:18:44 PM] Left: I have a suspiscion. this must be sated before I continue. >Examine plates
[9/2/2013 10:19:41 PM] emms: You look to the plates Left, the small meals seem untouched as they sit on the edge.
[9/2/2013 10:20:20 PM] Left: A stare into the water
[9/2/2013 10:20:48 PM] emms: The water is moving at a nice pace, as a river would.
[9/2/2013 10:20:58 PM] Elba: An eyebrow of mine raises.
[9/2/2013 10:21:17 PM] Left: Is there a resturant around here?
[9/2/2013 10:21:28 PM] emms: no near by restaraunts
[9/2/2013 10:22:19 PM] Left: I fish out a bolt from my pack and drop it in the water, infront of the plate
[9/2/2013 10:22:49 PM] emms: roll a moment Left
[9/2/2013 10:22:57 PM] Left: 5
[9/2/2013 10:23:05 PM] Skittles: I rest on the edge of a dock nearby, chewing on yet another sucker
[9/2/2013 10:24:23 PM] Synergy: I flutter over to a rooftop and perch there like a gargoyle, examining my surroundings
[9/2/2013 10:24:29 PM] emms: The bolt bounces off something then falls into the water
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[9/2/2013 10:24:50 PM] emms: Roll percpetion synergy
[9/2/2013 10:25:02 PM | Removed 10:25:40 PM] Synergy: This message has been removed.
[9/2/2013 10:25:25 PM] Left: "Ah-Ha!" I lift the object out of the water.
[9/2/2013 10:25:37 PM] Synergy: 4
[9/2/2013 10:25:39 PM] emms: from what you can see you notice the town is a medium size but is a large shipping town as well.
[9/2/2013 10:25:55 PM] emms: Roll LEft
 
[9/2/2013 10:26:25 PM] Left: 10
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[9/2/2013 11:05:40 PM] Inkwell ?: After my flightless appreciation moment, I'm overcome by the smell of water and fish. I get back up to my hooves and look around at this unfamiliar dock town.
[9/2/2013 11:06:25 PM] emms: Left, you with your crit 10 pulled up a SeaPony, who immediatly grabs the food from the plate and flips into the water
[9/2/2013 11:06:44 PM] Left: "Um. Sorry!"
[9/2/2013 11:07:19 PM] Elba: "was that?"
[9/2/2013 11:07:42 PM] Left: "Yes.."
[9/2/2013 11:08:11 PM] Synergy: I just tilt my head and facepalm
[9/2/2013 11:09:14 PM] Left: "Ferrah, What's got your attention up there?"
[9/2/2013 11:10:24 PM] Synergy: I groan
[9/2/2013 11:10:44 PM] Synergy: "don't tell me that's the first time you've met a seapony."
[9/2/2013 11:12:53 PM] Left: "I used hear about them all the time. Now I've met one. Not the best way, but what can you do in Canterlot with your head in gearbox?"
[9/2/2013 11:14:56 PM] Left: "Anyway. find anything Peaceful up there?"
[9/2/2013 11:15:37 PM] Synergy: I groan and perch on another rooftip.  I see what my griffon eyes can see
[9/2/2013 11:15:42 PM] Synergy: 1
[9/2/2013 11:16:01 PM] emms: This town is on the river!
[9/2/2013 11:16:34 PM] Synergy: "Can't see worth a damn."
[9/2/2013 11:16:39 PM] Synergy: I grumble
[9/2/2013 11:16:42 PM] Inkwell ?: Seaponies are a thing in MLP? Well I guess they are, since I just saw one. I approach Glitter Gleam. "What season are those things from?"
[9/2/2013 11:17:36 PM | Edited 11:18:12 PM] Left: "I think we were in that season when it aired."
[9/2/2013 11:18:31 PM] Left: I laugh a bit.
[9/2/2013 11:20:23 PM] Synergy: "Season..?"
[9/2/2013 11:22:13 PM] Left: "Massive in-joke. long story. Might tell you some time."
[9/2/2013 11:22:46 PM] emms: Hey Left would you roll for me?
[9/2/2013 11:22:54 PM] Synergy: I scratch my head with a talon
[9/2/2013 11:22:58 PM] Left: 10
[9/2/2013 11:23:02 PM] Synergy: "So you're ALL crazy then"
[9/2/2013 11:23:33 PM] emms: In the distance you notice a group of large Minotaurs in the distance and are able to just slightly notice a small zebra amongst them.
[9/2/2013 11:23:34 PM] Left: "wouldn't you like to know!"
[9/2/2013 11:24:03 PM] Inkwell ?: "I'm fine with being crazy. At least I'm real."
[9/2/2013 11:24:37 PM | Edited 11:25:23 PM] Left: "Ferrah! Hare Krishnas 10'oclock down the street"
[9/2/2013 11:24:50 PM] Skittles: I shake my head without looking up from the water
"Fuuka pls"
[9/2/2013 11:25:06 PM] Synergy: "Hari what?"  I turn about and look around, then lock eyes on the group
[9/2/2013 11:25:09 PM] Synergy: "Zebra!"
[9/2/2013 11:25:31 PM] Inkwell ?: I look up and at the group. Well yes. Apparently, zebra.
[9/2/2013 11:26:12 PM] Skittles: I casually look over and snap my sucker in pieces with an extra hard chew on accident
[9/2/2013 11:27:13 PM] emms: The Zebra and his entourage turn  and are soon out of sight.
[9/2/2013 11:28:39 PM] Left: "Let's go for a little walk!" I break out in a canter after them.
[9/2/2013 11:29:13 PM] Inkwell ?: I follow miss GG because she knows the job and the job means narwhals.
[9/2/2013 11:30:11 PM] Elba: I flap along side.
[9/2/2013 11:30:18 PM] Skittles: I roll my eyes, get up, and follow along, trying to ignore a nagging sound in my head
 
[9/2/2013 11:31:40 PM] Synergy: I move along the rooftops to try and keep silent and keep a bead on them
[9/2/2013 11:32:00 PM] Synergy: 6
[9/2/2013 11:32:47 PM] emms: You all manage too keep up with the zebra as he and his group start to board a noticably large steam boat docked along a large harbor.
[9/2/2013 11:33:44 PM] Left: Is there posters about?
[9/2/2013 11:33:59 PM] Inkwell ?: Or anyone around the ship on the dock?
[9/2/2013 11:34:54 PM] emms: nothing you notice, and it seems the harbor/dock is hustling and bustling with ponies and other varying species
[9/2/2013 11:35:19 PM] Inkwell ?: Any right next to the entrance of the steam ship that the zebra's party boarded?
[9/2/2013 11:35:34 PM] Inkwell ?: Like official people of the ship?
[9/2/2013 11:35:47 PM] emms: and other passengers
[9/2/2013 11:37:12 PM] Synergy: I motion to the others
 
 
 
[9/2/2013 11:37:57 PM] Left: I duck over to Ferrah
[9/2/2013 11:38:09 PM] Elba: "What's up?"
[9/2/2013 11:38:55 PM] Synergy: "Zebra and minotaurs went on that steamship.  I think that may be our mark"
[9/2/2013 11:43:16 PM] Left: "Yes. Any ideas for getting on?
[9/2/2013 11:43:31 PM] Inkwell ?: How close are we to the ship?
[9/2/2013 11:43:54 PM] emms: you're about half way across the 'street'
[9/2/2013 11:45:08 PM] Inkwell ?: "Where's the ship going, though? I don't wanna end up seabound for months and end up in Asia."
[9/2/2013 11:45:44 PM] Skittles: I internally curse the lack of a cardboard box and wonder if I could sneak aboard some other way as I look around
[9/2/2013 11:47:11 PM] emms: Well, it appears to be a public cruise steam boat thing, and also appears to have a sign by the loading thing that say "To Criters" which is a strangely unhorse-y name
[9/2/2013 11:48:09 PM] Synergy: "What the buck is 'asia'?"
[9/2/2013 11:48:36 PM] Inkwell ?: "'Criters'? Now it feels too personal... Asia is a scary place full of girls and porn. Let's just walk on the ship. Hiding is suspicious."
[9/2/2013 11:50:46 PM] Left: Would I know what 'criters' is?
[9/2/2013 11:51:14 PM] Skittles: I shake my head
"The last thing we need is to start a ru- ...fracas on a public steam boat"
[9/2/2013 11:51:54 PM | Edited 11:52:10 PM] Inkwell ?: "If it's public then we should be fine if we behave. We aren't going to shoot anyone up this time, okay?" It might be taking me home.
[9/2/2013 11:52:23 PM] Globebutt: (If you cry, we'll have no choice but to cuddle and hug you.)
[9/2/2013 11:53:08 PM] Left: "Let's buy a ticket, then."
[9/2/2013 11:53:14 PM] Left: And I do just that
[9/2/2013 11:53:20 PM] Synergy: I mosey on over towards the ticket counter
[9/2/2013 11:53:41 PM] Skittles: I twitch a little
"I won't object to the peaceful route."
[9/2/2013 11:54:55 PM] Inkwell ?: "Wait, buy?" I rub my hoof on the wood a little. "I'm pretty sure I'm broke."
[9/2/2013 11:55:48 PM] Left: "Just check your bags"
[9/2/2013 11:56:29 PM] Inkwell ?: I look in my bags. I don't even know if I have money or not. What even counts as money in this place? Sir GM, do I have money?
[9/2/2013 11:56:41 PM] emms: Roll to determine Bits!
[9/2/2013 11:56:48 PM] Inkwell ?: 2
[9/2/2013 11:57:09 PM] emms: 20 bits for Inkwell!
 
[12:01:20 AM] Skittles: I clear my throat and stroll up to the counter
"Excuse me, how much for tickets for the cruise here?"
[12:02:47 AM] emms: The ticket guy nods toyou "20 bits a piece sir"
 
[12:08:21 AM] Skittles: I chuckle and open the left side of my bags
"I need 6 tickets, please?"
[12:08:49 AM] emms: he nods and passes over 6 tickets to you skittles "here you are sir, have a wonderful day"
[12:10:37 AM] Skittles: I give him a friendly nod and set the bits on the counter
"Have a fine day, sir"
I take the tickets and return to the group with a grin
"Ponies can't get enough candy~"
[12:12:20 AM] Left: I take a ticket. "Really? Well, I don't give foals tooth decay for money.
[12:14:24 AM] Skittles: I shrug once more
"Over the years, the wife and I made a business out of it. Actually co-owner of our own business now. It's their choice if they want the cavities."
 
[12:18:44 AM] Skittles: I trot off towards the cruise, a slightly wider grin than needed, almost creepy, as I hold the ticket in my mouth
[12:19:39 AM] Left: I head to the cruise.
[12:19:46 AM | Edited 12:19:51 AM] Elba: Me too!
[12:19:58 AM] Inkwell ?: I follow along with everyone. Onward to C-ville.
[12:20:37 AM] emms: And for the time, this sesson is Called
 
 
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[9/4/2013 10:08:08 PM | Edited 10:08:55 PM] emms: So LAST TIME ON DRAG- on this campaign the party had spent money on tickets and are now ON A BOAT, and are blending in with the commuters in attempt to follow the Zebra that's causing problems for the area at large.
 
The boat is busy but not crowded, having just shoved off from dock, the band on deck is playing a relaxing tune as you all walk about.
[9/4/2013 10:09:08 PM] Left: How big are the rooms?
[9/4/2013 10:09:24 PM] emms: Very big, it's a fairly huge steam boat intended for long trips.
[9/4/2013 10:09:34 PM | Edited 10:09:46 PM] Inkwell ?: I'M ON A BOAT!-- I fnid the rail of the ship to be quite appealing as I will be spending now and most of my time staring out over them at the sea until my attention is taken by another. The sea is pretty.
[9/4/2013 10:10:35 PM] Elba: I'm going to bounce around with skittles!
[9/4/2013 10:13:07 PM] Left: Grew up with the sea. Meh. Will set up in the room and tinker. Probably try and remember some earth designs.
[9/4/2013 10:14:47 PM] emms: This goes with out a hitch Left, you now have a mini-workshop
[9/4/2013 10:15:42 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose stands on the bow of the ship and flaps her wings. "I feel like I can do anything!"
[9/4/2013 10:16:29 PM] emms: The wind in your mane, the wings in the air, this is brillaint!
[9/4/2013 10:16:55 PM] Skittles: (:V)
[9/4/2013 10:16:59 PM] Skittles: (Thinking)
[9/4/2013 10:17:31 PM] Feffernoose: I stand there smiling widely, before getting slapped in the face by a spiraling seagull.
[9/4/2013 10:19:18 PM] emms: them Seagulls fly excitedly as the boat pulls out into wider waters.
[9/4/2013 10:21:15 PM] Synergy: I stick near the back of the group.  I try to keep an eye out to see if anyone is particularly watching us.
[9/4/2013 10:21:43 PM] Elba: I look at skittles. that silence.
[9/4/2013 10:21:50 PM] emms: Roll pleas Ferrah
[9/4/2013 10:22:08 PM] Synergy: 8
[9/4/2013 10:22:19 PM] Left: (Ps, I'm not on deck. I'm in a room up to my neck in gears
[9/4/2013 10:22:24 PM] emms: Hmmm, you don't notice anything immediatly watching.
[9/4/2013 10:22:25 PM] Skittles: I stare towards the water off the side of the boat, desperate to silence a pang in my head
[9/4/2013 10:24:04 PM] Synergy: I keep my distance from the zebra and minotaurs, but try to figure out if there is a quiet ish place where I could overhear them... likely not.
[9/4/2013 10:24:24 PM] Elba: I hug skittles
[9/4/2013 10:24:45 PM] Elba: "You looked sad. Everything ok?"
[9/4/2013 10:24:47 PM | Edited 10:25:59 PM] emms: Unfortunately, everyspot of the room is occupied with pony
[9/4/2013 10:26:58 PM] Skittles: I glare at the water and mumble a little before turning to Elba
"One of the reasons I didn't want to go. I see the potential enemy, and I really want to silence them here and now. It... Pickle almost has a mind of its own at this pont, I think."
[9/4/2013 10:27:24 PM] *** Call ended, duration 1:02:16 ***
[9/4/2013 10:28:03 PM] Skittles: (skype pls)
[9/4/2013 10:28:14 PM] *** Group call ***
[9/4/2013 10:28:25 PM] Elba: "Knife tulpa?"
[9/4/2013 10:30:31 PM] Skittles: I chuckle
"It's possible, though I don't hear voices. It's hard to describe, but I know the blade wants out, and soon. It doesn't matter who as long as it's not a friend or companion."
[9/4/2013 10:31:16 PM | Edited 10:31:27 PM] Inkwell ?: Looking at the sea, I focus on the far oceanic horizon. What might I see, if anything?
[9/4/2013 10:32:03 PM] emms: Lots of ocean, waves, birds, it's not to different from how things would be when your 'awake'
[9/4/2013 10:32:11 PM] Synergy: I give a bit more distance between myself and the zebra, just keeping about in case he makes a move, but trying to look interested in the water.
[9/4/2013 10:33:37 PM] emms: The zebra appears to be talking with his minotaur campanions, and soon he exits behind a door that leads into the cabins
[9/4/2013 10:35:14 PM] Elba: I rub my chin. intresting. "Try telling it to be patient. I'll have to ask le-- Glitter gleam. It's been a long time, but we can still help."
[9/4/2013 10:39:14 PM] Skittles: I give Elba a playful ruffle of her mane
"Think of it like a bloodthirsty blade. If I feed it often enough, it won't try to kill innocent bystanders on accident. Either way, I'm hoping this adventure will cool me off. It has to all be in my head, and I really don't want the wife to know about it."
[9/4/2013 10:40:13 PM] Inkwell ?: The scene is rather peaceful, I find. I daydream about things that never were, even in the other world.
[9/4/2013 10:40:21 PM] Synergy: I keep an eye on the door... and look about to see if anyone is watching me.
[9/4/2013 10:41:01 PM] Elba: "Inappropritate stabbing leads to no stabbing at all, Mr.Pickle. Jail is something that exists."
[9/4/2013 10:42:09 PM] Skittles: I let out a small laugh
"Another reason why I'm on the adventure. Nobody can fault me for self defense stabbings~"
[9/4/2013 10:44:31 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose trots over to daydreaming Inkwell. "Do you ever feel… not so fresh?"
[9/4/2013 10:45:04 PM] Feffernoose: "I mean… hi! How are you?"
[9/4/2013 10:45:51 PM] Inkwell ?: I blink the daydream away and look to Fef. "Hi, Fef. I'm good and definitely not so fresh. Horses don't have showers around these parts, do they?"
[9/4/2013 10:47:01 PM] Elba: "I'm going to find everypony else. Wanna come with?
[9/4/2013 10:47:25 PM] Feffernoose: "Well, where I come from, there's lots of lovely showers with detachable shower heads and stuff but they're mostly for unicorns. I myself prefer to take baths, they're so fun!"
[9/4/2013 10:48:27 PM] Globebutt: (Anyone mind if Fabulous Purple watched and joined the call?)
[9/4/2013 10:48:43 PM] emms: ((if you join as well ))
[9/4/2013 10:49:11 PM] *** Globebutt added Red Who ***
[9/4/2013 10:50:29 PM] Skittles: I shrug and turn to follow
"Just as long as we don't run into those whom we were following. Pickle is real anxious to meet them it seems."
[9/4/2013 10:51:24 PM] Inkwell ?: "Maybe when we're done with this and have finished visiting Midnight, we can go to your house and enjoy showers. I really want one."
[9/4/2013 10:51:55 PM] Feffernoose: I blink. "You.. you want to come to my house and take a shower with me?"
[9/4/2013 10:52:12 PM] Feffernoose: "Sounds like fun!" I happily skip off.
[9/4/2013 10:52:31 PM] Elba: As we're walking and searching. "Sounds like you might want to teach pickle how to speak"
[9/4/2013 10:53:18 PM] Inkwell ?: I feel like I just made myself rather acquainted with Feffernoose in a rather personal way. I think I'll just go back to daydreaming to not think of it right yet.
[9/4/2013 10:53:26 PM] Synergy: I find someplace to sit in a corner with high visibility.
[9/4/2013 10:53:38 PM] Elba: (tell us when we find them emms?)
[9/4/2013 10:53:52 PM] Skittles: I shake my head as I walk
"I'd rather it remained permanently quiet. All it ever wants is to open candy bags if you catch my meaning."
[9/4/2013 10:54:52 PM] emms: Inkwell and Feffernoose should be in near by sight Elba. Ferrah is sitting in a corner, watching the door that The Zebra and His body guards disappeared behind, and Left is off in a room, doing engineer things.
[9/4/2013 10:55:59 PM] Inkwell ?: [engineer, engifar, engiwhereveryouare]
[9/4/2013 10:57:15 PM] Left: I've built a gas-cycling system! It'd be awesome if I could find or make the right springs though. hmmm.
[9/4/2013 10:58:27 PM] Elba: Ferrash seems to be on buisness. I'll wave to her and wander to Ink and Fef
[9/4/2013 10:58:42 PM] Elba: "Hey you too. What are you doing?"
[9/4/2013 10:59:07 PM] Feffernoose: I look at Elba. "Oh hi there! I'm really good! Everything is great! How about youuuu?"
[9/4/2013 10:59:34 PM] Inkwell ?: I turn to Elba as well.
[9/4/2013 11:00:48 PM] Elba: "Great! How's Equestria Inkwell?"
[9/4/2013 11:00:51 PM] Synergy: I head into the doorway to the cabins.  I make my way through slowly, looking over at my ticket, considering where it might be, but in all reality listening for the sounds of any overly-testosterone-ridden voices or excessive rhymes.
[9/4/2013 11:02:06 PM] Inkwell ?: "It's...lacking showers where we are, but it's pretty."
[9/4/2013 11:02:36 PM] emms: You don't hear anything immediatly, it's quite quiet in this hallway, make a roll really quick.
[9/4/2013 11:02:55 PM] Left: Emms, Did the ship have a weapons testing policy?
[9/4/2013 11:03:47 PM] emms: I don't think it did.
[9/4/2013 11:04:01 PM] Synergy: 8
[9/4/2013 11:04:13 PM] emms: Some where in the vast hallways...you hear....Laughter.
[9/4/2013 11:04:57 PM] Skittles: I look around our surroundings for any signs of those minotaurs we saw earlier, since I don't know where they actually are
[9/4/2013 11:05:18 PM] Synergy: I head quietly towards it... I try to look like I'm looking for my room, just keeping an ear open for the conversation
[9/4/2013 11:05:28 PM] Elba: "This place has showers, silly"
[9/4/2013 11:05:52 PM] Inkwell ?: "On this ship?"
[9/4/2013 11:06:14 PM] Feffernoose: I glare at Elba. "NO IT DOESN'T."
[9/4/2013 11:06:18 PM] Left: I'll save this one for later. Let's see if my stealth system works.
[9/4/2013 11:06:45 PM | Edited 11:06:48 PM] Elba: "Uh... have you even been to the bathrooms?"
[9/4/2013 11:07:08 PM] emms: eventually you do find a number that matches up on your key card Ferrah.
[9/4/2013 11:07:14 PM] emms: Roll a moment.
[9/4/2013 11:07:42 PM] Left: I roll an 8 for stealth and go for a walk to find everypony
[9/4/2013 11:08:21 PM] Synergy: 10
[9/4/2013 11:08:22 PM] Feffernoose: "Oh Elba dear sweetie oh how adorable I think you've been nipping at the horsebooze again i promise the closest shower to us is located in my house in Canterlot yes indeed." I turn to Ink. "Yeah, my house in Canterlot. With showers. In Canterlot."
[9/4/2013 11:08:30 PM] emms: You also noticably hear a gunshot.
[9/4/2013 11:08:38 PM] Inkwell ?: [brb ded of fef]
[9/4/2013 11:09:03 PM] Synergy: I search about for the source of the noise.
[9/4/2013 11:09:11 PM] Elba: "I'm telling Synergy~"
[9/4/2013 11:10:07 PM] Feffernoose: "You do that, Elba, you do that."
[9/4/2013 11:10:26 PM] Inkwell ?: "Isn't Canterlot where Midnight is?"
[9/4/2013 11:11:37 PM] Elba: "Yep! don't worry about Fef though. showers everywhere!"
[9/4/2013 11:11:55 PM] Left: (Also, when do I have the group in sight?)
[9/4/2013 11:11:57 PM] Feffernoose: "If by everywhere you mean within my house, which is so big and contains all of Canterlot, then YOU'D BE CORRECT"
[9/4/2013 11:12:20 PM] Skittles: Not seeing a damn thing and becoming a bit anxious, I decide to casually trot off around the ship as I hope for something interesting to happen
[9/4/2013 11:13:18 PM] Elba: I facehoof.
[9/4/2013 11:14:04 PM | Edited 11:14:27 PM] Inkwell ?: "Either way, as long as I get to shower and see Midnight, all will be well for me." Preferably in that order so I don't smell like dirty horse vagina.
[9/4/2013 11:14:21 PM] Feffernoose: "It won't all be well for MEEEE"
[9/4/2013 11:14:31 PM] Feffernoose: "You deserve the best shower possible"
[9/4/2013 11:14:43 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose takes a deep inhale through her nose
[9/4/2013 11:15:02 PM] Globebutt: (It smells like poor people. Roll to avoid vomiting.)
[9/4/2013 11:15:08 PM | Edited 11:15:11 PM] Inkwell ?: [sob]
[9/4/2013 11:15:21 PM] Feffernoose: (smells like stabbing globebutt in the globebutt)
[9/4/2013 11:15:26 PM] Feffernoose: (ROLLED 10 FOR TRUE LOVE)
[9/4/2013 11:15:30 PM] Inkwell ?: [smells like her true love, vagina]
[9/4/2013 11:15:40 PM] Feffernoose: (smells like my own vagina)
[9/4/2013 11:15:44 PM] Inkwell ?: [oh god]
[9/4/2013 11:17:45 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose stands next to Inkwell
[9/4/2013 11:17:52 PM] emms: And then, somehere on the over head speakers you hear, a very deep, very smooth "Fillies and Gentlecolts~ For all interest on the entertainment deck the evening's entertainment will be playinig, everyone is encouraged to watch, we will also be serving all manor of delicious food for you all."  there is rhen a slight click as the speakers turn off.
[9/4/2013 11:18:25 PM] Synergy: I keep heading towards the source of the gunshot
[9/4/2013 11:18:50 PM] Left: I sneak up behind Fef
[9/4/2013 11:18:58 PM | Removed 11:19:07 PM] Synergy: This message has been removed.
[9/4/2013 11:19:04 PM] Synergy: 6
[9/4/2013 11:19:06 PM] Left: "Boo!"
[9/4/2013 11:19:07 PM] Skittles: I wander aimlessly to find something to entertain myself
[9/4/2013 11:19:17 PM] Feffernoose: My stomach rumbles.
[9/4/2013 11:22:23 PM] emms: You soon find yourself pushed through the hallways, Ferrah, as everyone in the cabin section simultaneously release from their cabins, pushing you back to the deck unfortunately as the door locks everyone out. And hey there's the rest of the party over there.
[9/4/2013 11:22:54 PM] Globebutt: ( http://i.imgur.com/slPcKGJ.jpg )
[9/4/2013 11:23:05 PM] Synergy: I flap up to the roof of the chamber as the ponies pile by.
[9/4/2013 11:24:02 PM] emms: Soon the hallway empties and you find yourself at the door where you believe you have heard the gunshot.
[9/4/2013 11:24:44 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose turns around. "There's a $5/minute standing fee for viewing."
[9/4/2013 11:24:54 PM] Feffernoose: "Oh, it's you Glitter Gleam. What's up?"
[9/4/2013 11:25:18 PM] Skittles: (Mr. voice in me head, where am I?)
[9/4/2013 11:25:36 PM | Removed 11:26:07 PM] emms: This message has been removed.
[9/4/2013 11:25:46 PM] Skittles: (You missed what I said, then)
[9/4/2013 11:26:10 PM | Edited 11:30:45 PM] Globebutt: ( emms, deb http://i.imgur.com/xI6NZwu.png )
[9/4/2013 11:26:13 PM] Left: "Making things. Waiting for stuff to happen so I can test it
[9/4/2013 11:26:34 PM] Skittles: [Wednesday, September 04, 2013 11:04 PM] Skittles:
 
<<< I look around our surroundings for any signs of those minotaurs we saw earlier, since I don't know where they actually are[Wednesday, September 04, 2013 11:12 PM] Skittles:
 
<<< Not seeing a damn thing and becoming a bit anxious, I decide to casually trot off around the ship as I hope for something interesting to happen[Wednesday, September 04, 2013 11:18 PM] Skittles:
 
<<< I wander aimlessly to find something to entertain myself
[9/4/2013 11:27:00 PM] emms: Skittles you have found yourself in the main entertainment hall! before everyone else has.
[9/4/2013 11:27:15 PM] Skittles: (fugg :DDD)
[9/4/2013 11:27:31 PM] Synergy: I lean against the wall to see if I can hear anything inside the room.
[9/4/2013 11:28:24 PM] emms: You don't hear anything Ferrah...odd.
[9/4/2013 11:28:36 PM] Skittles: I grit my teeth and continue looking around, annoyed by the fact it'll be filling up soon from the sound of that announcement, so I explore the room and look for points of interest before skipping out
[9/4/2013 11:29:41 PM] emms: it's full of tables, and occasionaly confetti blasters from the ceiling. people are rolling in but a few tables are still empty, might be cool to save it for your friends.
[9/4/2013 11:29:59 PM] Feffernoose: (YES)
[9/4/2013 11:30:13 PM] Skittles: (Mr. voice in me head doesn't know me very well)
[9/4/2013 11:30:21 PM] emms: You should though
[9/4/2013 11:30:30 PM] emms: The rails demand it.
[9/4/2013 11:30:44 PM] Skittles: (screw the rules, I have money)
[9/4/2013 11:30:57 PM] Globebutt: (I need to take a trip to visit my friend John. I'll be by soon.)
[9/4/2013 11:31:29 PM] Skittles: (You are now imagining a spoiled pegasus mare that's also a chronic masturbator)
[9/4/2013 11:31:30 PM | Edited 11:31:32 PM] Left: "C'mon. Let's get some food. I wonder if they'll serve griffon foods"
[9/4/2013 11:31:52 PM] Skittles: (considering what you did to my store?)
[9/4/2013 11:32:07 PM] Skittles: (you scared the customers)
[9/4/2013 11:32:42 PM] Synergy: I pull out a small knife and crouch by the door jam... I try to see if I can catch any reflection of the interior of the room
[9/4/2013 11:32:49 PM] Inkwell ?: [ohmygod]
[9/4/2013 11:32:56 PM] Skittles: (Apploosans aren't like Canterlot residents)
[9/4/2013 11:33:06 PM] emms: Roll Syn
[9/4/2013 11:34:11 PM] Synergy: 2
[9/4/2013 11:34:31 PM] Skittles: I pace around a table and wait for the group, eager to get the hell out of this entertainment hall
[9/4/2013 11:34:40 PM] emms: Not much visual, should hssve cleaned the knife, perhaps see if the door is unlocked?
[9/4/2013 11:34:58 PM] emms: And soon the whole Group, sans Ferrah arrive and are at the table.
[9/4/2013 11:35:02 PM] Synergy: I check the door handle, holding it very firmly to make sure not to rattle the door.
[9/4/2013 11:35:36 PM] emms: The handle moves in your grip
[9/4/2013 11:36:16 PM] Skittles: (scissor jerking)
[9/4/2013 11:37:28 PM | Edited 11:37:40 PM] Synergy: I open the door, a hand on the holster of my gun.  I open it slowly, trying to keep an eye open
[9/4/2013 11:37:40 PM | Edited 11:37:46 PM] Inkwell ?: Is there fancy dish- and silverware set at our table?
[9/4/2013 11:37:41 PM] Feffernoose: (FUN BAGS)
[9/4/2013 11:37:47 PM] emms: Yes Inkwell
[9/4/2013 11:37:48 PM] Left: "Hey Skittles."
[9/4/2013 11:38:11 PM] Skittles: (Can I ask to cut down the singing quite a bit?)
(It delayed a comment just now pertaining to the game :V)
[9/4/2013 11:38:44 PM] emms: The door opens slowly Synergy....no one is there, excpet for the dead unicorn on the floor in the clown mask and loose red top.
[9/4/2013 11:38:45 PM] Inkwell ?: I stare at the table setup. So pretty, but...
 
I mumble to Elba, who I presume is sitting either next to me or is rather close, "I don't know how to eat, Elba."
[9/4/2013 11:39:40 PM] Skittles: I continue looking around at all the people, becoming increasingly uncomfortable
"Heya. Whatcha need, Glitter?"
[9/4/2013 11:40:02 PM] Elba: "Well, you're a unicorn, just levitate the utensils! Shouldn't be that much different.
[9/4/2013 11:40:24 PM] Synergy: I close the door quietly as I opened it and I head out towards the entertainment.
[9/4/2013 11:40:49 PM] Skittles: (>unicorn not knowing how to magic)
[9/4/2013 11:41:07 PM] Left: "A few pounds of steel and power"
[9/4/2013 11:41:24 PM] Left: What's on the menu?
[9/4/2013 11:41:43 PM] Skittles: I raise an eyebrow after turning back to Glitter
"Pixie stick dust siffice?"
[9/4/2013 11:41:44 PM] Inkwell ?: "Ah, right, right. Thanks." I go back to staring at the silverware, then test lifting one of the forks by manner of willing it to 'rise you pronged bitch'.
[9/4/2013 11:41:47 PM] emms: Pony apropriate foods
[9/4/2013 11:42:11 PM] Left: No griffon appropriate foods?
[9/4/2013 11:42:17 PM] emms: Well, some.
[9/4/2013 11:42:24 PM] Inkwell ?: [oh god what did i miss]
[9/4/2013 11:43:06 PM] Left: Oooh. Any fish?
[9/4/2013 11:43:07 PM] emms: You have found your way to your friends Synergy.
[9/4/2013 11:43:18 PM] emms: There is in fact fish!
[9/4/2013 11:47:27 PM] Left: Get meee fish. Haven't had a good dish in ages
[9/4/2013 11:48:40 PM] Synergy: I help myself to some good fish.
[9/4/2013 11:49:09 PM] Feffernoose: I shove a fork into my mouth. "Where's my food?"
[9/4/2013 11:49:10 PM] Inkwell ?: Emms, are we being waited on by waiters, or are dishes already at the tables, or is it buffet-style dining?
[9/4/2013 11:49:44 PM] emms: it's waiters mostly, everyone is being served the meals they ordered in very quick fashion surprisingly
[9/4/2013 11:50:19 PM] Inkwell ?: Unsurprisingly for the voice in the sky and I, I find myself staring at the waiters because hot a what.
[9/4/2013 11:50:30 PM] Inkwell ?: [caRTMANSMOMLOL]
[9/4/2013 11:52:14 PM] Inkwell ?: [i like dicks]
[9/4/2013 11:52:39 PM | Edited 11:53:19 PM] Inkwell ?: [can i be paid in butler dicks fef]
[9/4/2013 11:53:01 PM] Skittles: I take a seat and ignore the twitching in my eye everytime I think about the crowd
[9/4/2013 11:53:32 PM] emms: Everyone is soon served there food, and soon the audience settles down as the band ( http://youtu.be/ZiPptuW5x6Q ), what you asume to be ponies dressed like robots, as they play and sing and dance because the GM is too lazy to type everything,  It is svery exciting  and fun.
[9/4/2013 11:53:35 PM] Feffernoose: ( you can be paid in showers with the feffernoose )
[9/4/2013 11:53:41 PM] Inkwell ?: [yaaay]
[9/4/2013 11:55:41 PM] Inkwell ?: [i have and it was dull]
[9/4/2013 11:55:58 PM] Synergy: "So there's a dead unicorn in the cabins.  Clown mask.  I am pretty sure he was in the room with our Zebra and minotaurs."
[9/4/2013 11:56:40 PM] Inkwell ?: Is Ferrah at the same table as the rest of us? Or are we all kinda just at a couple tables together?
[9/4/2013 11:56:58 PM] Left: "Clown mask?" I raise an eyebrow
[9/4/2013 11:57:24 PM] Feffernoose: I lay my face on the table. "I ate a bit much. Urrrghhh. Usually someone stops me before I eat this much..."
[9/4/2013 11:58:19 PM] Skittles: I twitch an ear at the sound of "clown mask" and listen to the conversation, not turning towards the source to hide my facial expression of worried interest
[9/4/2013 11:59:33 PM] Inkwell ?: I was slowly and delicately enjoying my food as an uneducated unicorn would, but then I had to hear about a dead unicorn. I'll just forget I heard it. Lots of people are dying in this dream, but at least the food's good, the music is soothing, and the suited men are delectable.
[9/4/2013 11:59:53 PM] Skittles: (fuuka pls)
[12:00:05 AM] Feffernoose: I drag my plate over to Ink and boop her. "Want my extras? I'm full."
[12:00:14 AM] Synergy: I chomp down a fish
[12:00:17 AM] Inkwell ?: [because waiters are like butlers and that makes them sexy]
[12:00:27 AM] Synergy: "Same mask as the kind worn by the folks who went after us"
[12:00:56 AM] Inkwell ?: I shake my head, accidentally dropping my fork onto my plate because of it. "Oop-- No thanks, I'll be here a while just eating my own food."
[12:02:14 AM] Left: I resist the urge my engineer urges to extend my neck and exclaim Nope. "I think we're walking into a rumble that's already begun"
[12:02:50 AM] Feffernoose: I frown. "Okay! Uh… I'll just… sit here then! :)"
[12:05:07 AM] Skittles: I continue to look away and grit my teeth, trying hard to ignore the urge and listen to Ferrah
[12:05:12 AM | Edited 12:05:56 AM] emms: You all begin to notice something on stage, something strange....The Earth pony that's leading the band has started to float, groaning in pain as he clutches his stomach, his band mates concerned as they try to pull hi down.
 
His body begins to warp, torso begining to inflate and push out, ballooning as soon his limbs and head as pulled into his expanding body, a loud screaming as suddenly....
 
He explodes, sending the Crowd into madness and riot.  The guts and confetti rain down.
[12:05:47 AM] Inkwell ?: i uh
[12:05:54 AM] Skittles: I keep calm as I watch, not even batting an eye
[12:06:06 AM] Elba: "PINKIE PIE!"
[12:06:18 AM] Synergy: I tug the tablecloth around to shield myself from the guts, looking around for the culprit.
[12:06:52 AM] Inkwell ?: This time my fork falls to the floor. Well good thing I was eating slow because I'm not hungry anymore. I'm not sure what to do right now.
[12:07:12 AM] Inkwell ?: [ding dong the griffons done]
[12:08:21 AM] emms: And then another loud gunshot bang  that bring the remain few ponies in the cabin, all of them freaking out as then on stage you see him.
[12:08:37 AM] Skittles: (And then they fucked)
[12:08:42 AM | Edited 12:08:47 AM] Inkwell ?: [the end ;D]
[12:10:38 AM] Synergy: "We find whoever's doing this.  Pretend you're in the fray and hide your calm from them, then take them down quickly."
[12:11:14 AM] Synergy: I throw the gut-spattered cloth to the ground and peer about amidst the moving crowd for those moving with purpose and not fear.
[12:12:05 AM] Feffernoose: I start screaming and dive under the table
[12:12:38 AM] Inkwell ?: [i believe you can continue now ron ovo]
[12:12:54 AM] Inkwell ?: [kay]
[12:14:55 AM | Edited 12:14:56 AM] Inkwell ?: [das gross rawn]
[12:15:26 AM] emms: And then another loud gunshot bang  that bring the remain few ponies in the cabin, as they all  freak, out as then on stage you see him.
 
Standing at the fore front of giggling around a little, "Well Helloooo Everyone" he grins. The Unicorn in the purple jumpsuit and brown short jacket stand infront of his henchman, his mane green and his fur white as snow, his manic grin outlined by what you hope is some sort of lipstick. "Good evening Fillies and Gentlecolts~ How's everyone doing today?" his voice sounds completely insane as he talks with a grin, looking to the sparse crowd
[12:15:54 AM] Inkwell ?: [nope im done goodbye]
[12:16:12 AM] Inkwell ?: [sounds like the fucking joker]
[12:16:55 AM] Inkwell ?: [noimhere]
[12:17:04 AM] Inkwell ?: [nah]
[12:17:11 AM] Skittles: I turn up to the pony and my eyes go wide, teeth gritting
"R-Running Gag..."
Mumbling that to myself, I immediately draw Pickle and glare at the pony
[12:17:16 AM] Inkwell ?: [just tumblr-style phrasing of feels]
[12:17:50 AM] Inkwell ?: [no id start yelling about why the joker is a pony]
[12:18:02 AM] Skittles: (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1115/39d4.png)
(she was wearing a diaper at the time and kept shitting in it)
(I was so traumatized)
[12:18:16 AM | Edited 12:18:51 AM] Left: I whisper to skittles. "Wasn't he supposed to be dealt with?"
[12:20:17 AM] Skittles: I shake my head
"I don't know, but he's gonna end up the same here in a minute."
I growl and eye the pony with a glare
"On your guard. If you know the Joker, you know what to expect."
[12:20:43 AM] Inkwell ?: [oh my christ did i just hear a left say baka]
[12:21:56 AM] Left: "Don't worry, I've read it."
[12:22:29 AM] Inkwell ?: [?]
[12:22:31 AM] emms: The Unicorn smiles and Jumps down from the stage as his henchman approaches everyone with boxes "Now everyone please make your mandatory contribution to the Running Gag charity fund please~ We wouldn't want any more....premature explosion" he giggles a bit before sniffing the air suddenly "soimething smells....familiar."
[12:22:39 AM] Inkwell ?: [shush]
[12:23:02 AM] Inkwell ?: [mostly butlers with deep voices]
[12:23:15 AM] Inkwell ?: [smooth and sexy and yes]
[12:24:04 AM] Inkwell ?: I want to scream but I don't want to be ballooned. Well then.
[12:24:30 AM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose shivers under the table
[12:24:38 AM] Globebutt: (It's Deb! She never showered!)
[12:24:45 AM] Inkwell ?: [LOL]
[12:25:25 AM] Skittles: I bounce into the air and slam down on a table near Running Gag, irises shrunk and a grin stretching across my features
"You just saved me a lot of trouble."
I chuckle menacingly before stamping a hoof
"Now, care to explain why you aren't rotting in a jail cell where we... I mean Midnight left you?"
[12:26:19 AM] Left: I pull out a mixture of tubes and glowing crystal. Looks much like a gun, but to anyone who actually knows how they work would slap me.
[12:27:44 AM] Inkwell ?: [you can go to bed, but we'll probably assume fefcharacter to be busy cowering for the remainder of the session]
[12:27:51 AM] Inkwell ?: [if thats ok with you fef]
[12:27:57 AM] Feffernoose: (why am i pathetic)
[12:28:02 AM] Inkwell ?: [yer not :v]
[12:28:10 AM] Feffernoose: (if i cower i can't do my bardly duties)
[12:28:20 AM] Inkwell ?: [id be going to bed too but i have homework due in the morning]
[12:28:32 AM] Feffernoose: (i already did my homework)
[12:28:46 AM] Inkwell ?: [i tried doing mine twice but it got deleted = 3=;;]
[12:28:49 AM] Feffernoose: (awh)
[12:28:59 AM] Feffernoose: (poor pony with the lovely poor people smelling vagina)
[12:29:04 AM] Inkwell ?: [omfg]
[12:29:11 AM] Inkwell ?: [fef ilu]
[12:29:16 AM] Feffernoose: (<3)
[12:29:18 AM] Inkwell ?: [<3]
[12:29:19 AM] Skittles: (I never did my homework and it's due tomorrow :V)
[12:29:30 AM] Feffernoose: (skittles wwhy this)
[12:29:39 AM] Feffernoose: (do it now)
[12:29:52 AM] Skittles: (I had to do it based on certain things happening in daily life)
(those things never happened...)
[12:32:00 AM] Feffernoose: (awh poor pony who sadly doesn't smell like vagina)
[12:32:06 AM | Edited 12:34:10 AM] emms: Running Gag smiles that grin "Ah, Candy Boy. I knew I smelt your sugary flank somewhere here" he grinned happily." I must say, your company's peanut butter cups are amazingly addicting," he smile "And as for being out, well, I never was one for staying in one place, always a traveller you know" he smiles as your terrifying appearance leaves him unphased. "How is the Wife and ol'Bat Mane anyhow?"
[12:33:42 AM] Inkwell ?: [globe]
[12:34:12 AM] Inkwell ?: [join the campaign, then complain about the things that we all already know]
[12:34:37 AM] Globebutt: (But I'm at a conference in Vanhoofer!)
[12:34:47 AM] Inkwell ?: [gnight fef]
[12:35:39 AM] Synergy: I hold both guns in my taloned grasps.... waiting for the moment.
[12:36:40 AM] Inkwell ?: I contemplate running off to find one of the waiters to be 'saved' and find true love in that manner because dreams rock like that. But first I must not die while a disturbing fucker is like right there.
[12:36:56 AM] Elba: I duck under the table to get my healing equipment ready. "~eeeeeeep"
[12:36:58 AM] Skittles: I bite down on Pickle harder
"Glad you like the cups. They seem to be the best seller."
I twitch slightly
"I know more than you could possibly imagine. You might know about the family, but I know about you. Why do you think the world seems like a big joke?"
[12:38:43 AM] Elba: I wisper to Ink under the table. "ready to help?"
[12:39:28 AM] emms: He pulls a peanut butter cup from his jacket and pops it in his mouth; chewing and swallowing "Of course I know why the worlds a joke, but I don't want to spoil the punchline," he smiles as he holds his large barreled gun up at you "And I'm sure you feel the same Pickle Boy~"
[12:39:55 AM] Inkwell ?: I whisper back to Elba from my seat, "How would I help?"
[12:40:10 AM] Elba: "your book! like last time!"
[12:40:56 AM] Globebutt: (I'm still suffering WUAH withdrawl.)
[12:41:06 AM] Inkwell ?: [its fun]
[12:41:06 AM] Globebutt: (Star's supposed to hook me up with a fix tomorrow, though.)
[12:41:26 AM] Skittles: I begin chuckling quietly
"That's the best part..."
My chuckle gets darker
"...there won't be a punchline~"
I shift my wings a little bit in slight preparation, staring straight into the eyes of my creation
[12:41:44 AM] Left: "Alluh Kalash!" I open up and pour lead at a henchmen. Pleasedon'texplodepleasedon'texplode
[12:42:34 AM] Left: 8
[12:44:15 AM] Synergy: One gun is drawn as I jump into the air (autocrit jump for Ranger), getting a clear view of the henchmen from the and Gag. Three shots to kill on the henchmen, one to merely shoot Gag in the leg.  Might as well keep it fun.  (Rapid Barrage, 4 targets.  Henchmen: 8, 6, 4.  Gag: 10, kneecap?)
[12:44:59 AM] Globebutt: ( http://i.imgur.com/sAycQBX.jpg emms, deb)
[12:48:27 AM] emms: Running Gags henchman drop down as all the hits from both weapons make impact, Running Gag himself made a 10 on his defense roll as he swings his leg a bit, suddenly laughing as his horn glows a sickly green, as a a strange blue gas slowly beguns flowing out of his horn.
 
 
Everyone Roll 1 d10.
[12:48:45 AM] Inkwell ?: 5
[12:49:00 AM] Skittles: 4
[12:49:07 AM] Synergy: 6
[12:49:35 AM] Elba: 6
[12:49:37 AM] Left: 3
[12:50:31 AM] emms: Skittles, you feel an itch, a tickle in your nose, suddenly sneezing as 'POOF' you're suddenly on the other side of the ship.
[12:50:49 AM] emms: Everyone else Roll initiative
[12:51:02 AM] Inkwell ?: 9! ;U;
[12:51:14 AM] Left: 10
[12:51:16 AM] Elba: 3
[12:51:18 AM] Synergy: 7
[12:51:59 AM] Inkwell ?: [syn maybe you should take a break from mc]
[12:52:13 AM] Inkwell ?: [you said you wouldnt play during the session tonight anyway]
[12:52:46 AM] Skittles: I look around and get immensely agitated
"No... I won't let you"
I take off down the deck back towards the entertainment hall
[12:55:47 AM] Inkwell ?: [?]
[12:57:56 AM] Left: "Shit" I duck behind the table, reload my weapon, inspecting it before hitting a button on the machine strapped to my hoof. I dive out, aiming at Running gag. Marksman Shot 6
[12:59:10 AM] Globebutt: (From scratchies.)
[12:59:21 AM] Globebutt: (She's grounding you from scratchies.)
[1:00:34 AM] Inkwell ?: [joker/inkwell]
[1:00:34 AM] emms: Your weapon sputters and shakes, freaking out momentarily as suddenly you find your own magic weapons attack blowing back in your face. as you take the full damage.
[1:00:36 AM] Inkwell ?: [i are amuse]
[1:04:55 AM] Elba: (I'm feeling sleepy)
[1:05:42 AM] Inkwell ?: I take Elba's idea to heart. I did do the book thing before, didn't I? Well I should be able to do it again. But how did I...ah, right. Okay... I take out my book and begin thinking of a character in the book in an attempt to will him into existence so help my inexperienced pony ass. [Eldritch Pact, 7, Knight build. ill describe the character once given leeway to do so by gm]
[1:06:10 AM] emms: Go right a head and describe this summoned book pone
[1:09:18 AM] Inkwell ?: hahahahahahaha]]
[1:10:06 AM] Inkwell ?: edward cullen is like only a couple hundred years old]]
[1:10:59 AM] Inkwell ?: The massive tank of a stallion rises from ~*~the magics~*~. Light gray body, grayed mane, and green eyes adorn this beast. [Globe, you can pardon any shittiness of pony character because the characters were meant to be human and I'm winging this shit.] Something about him seems off, though. Considering he was just risen from a fucking book.
 
I look up to him, rather pleased that it actually worked holy shit. I'll use this later for indecent reasons with a different character, but that's for another time. "Mr. S."
[1:11:40 AM] Inkwell ?: [[Gottfried: HIS THUMB STROKING THE FRONT WALL OF MY VAGINA]]
[1:12:51 AM] Inkwell ?: [[5 sided die you said?]
[1:13:31 AM] Inkwell ?: [[kk]]
[1:13:36 AM] Inkwell ?: 7
[1:15:05 AM] Inkwell ?: [[ https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NvOtEmicvCK7Iz99eG89_RKu3oQj9g0glN48nQ85aM4/edit ]]
[1:15:57 AM] Inkwell ?: [[and if you gotta control his actions because of something that happened fine, but i want control otherwise =v= he is a char of mine after all]]
[1:16:12 AM] Inkwell ?: [[kay]]
[1:16:31 AM] emms: Unfortunately Deb, The evil magic spewed by this hell clown has turned Mr. S around at you his immediate attack coming down on you as he jumps up and Rolls a crit, using slam to inflict 2 whole hits
[1:16:50 AM] Globebutt: (Gray on gray and green... Mon dieu.)
[1:16:57 AM] Inkwell ?: [wah wah]
[1:17:05 AM] Inkwell ?: [hes not permanent]
[1:17:11 AM] Globebutt: (You're grounded from scratchies anyway.)
[1:17:17 AM] Inkwell ?: [i dont care :v]
[1:17:20 AM] Globebutt: (I'm going to bed.)
[1:17:23 AM] Inkwell ?: [kay]
[1:18:03 AM] Globebutt: (Also rubbing Emms under his fuzzy little chin; just giving a quick little rub with my fingers before I hop off.)
[1:18:23 AM] emms: Ferrah! YOU CAN'T SEE, this gas has made everything go obscenely blurry as you can only hear the laughter of Running Gag.
[1:22:38 AM] Synergy: I shoot twice, one from each gun, at the source of the laughter, cursing under my breath.
[1:22:55 AM] Inkwell ?: [xD]
[1:23:11 AM] Inkwell ?: [no tv-y rating to tie you down, thats poetry]
[1:23:39 AM | Edited 1:23:41 AM] Inkwell ?: [hey syn, random irrelevant question]
[1:24:06 AM] Inkwell ?: [have you ever had hummus? if so, does it taste nice?]
[1:24:14 AM] emms: A loud yelp of agaony as Running Gag stumbles back, his shoulder having been hit "Damn it! you miserable little-" he yelp as your other attack zings up into the air
[1:25:00 AM] Synergy: "A coward hiding in plain sight, nothing more!"
[1:26:05 AM] emms: Elba! You have also unfortunately went blind temporarily.
[1:26:22 AM] Elba: ahhah!
[1:27:22 AM] Elba: "Can't see! Open your eyes left!" I stumble around panicing under the table
[1:27:42 AM] Inkwell ?: [its like trying lsd for the first time]
[1:29:47 AM] Elba: That! I can hear Glitter and inkwell get hurt, but I can't see!
[1:29:51 AM] Inkwell ?: [because ponies]
[1:31:09 AM] Inkwell ?: [so since everyone went, do we go in same order, or do we just go for it, or do we wait or ?]
[1:31:29 AM] Inkwell ?: [oh, sorry, didnt know she wasnt done yet]
[1:31:38 AM] Elba: I'm done. I can't see. I can't heal.
[1:31:52 AM] Skittles: (>mfw I was removed because I could kill Gag in one hit)
[1:31:59 AM] Inkwell ?: [lol]
[1:33:02 AM] emms: Running Gag grabbing his shoulder lets out a manic but shaken laugh "Good bye everypony!" and then with a blink of his horn disappears in a flash.
[1:33:13 AM] Inkwell ?: [gAU]
[1:33:26 AM] emms: Skittles! you just made it back to the party in time to see that happen.
[1:33:45 AM] Inkwell ?: [one to horrible LOL]
[1:34:15 AM] Inkwell ?: [im annoyed that the first combat to last one full rotation of turns was cut off before a second rotation, but otherwise it was neat]
[1:34:18 AM] Elba: (I hate being blind. unless I'm being hugged
[1:34:48 AM] Elba: (it's ok. I understand)
[1:34:58 AM] emms: Also everyones negative effects have ended
[1:35:43 AM] Skittles: I take a look at the scene before me
"Dammit... he got the drop on my, but not next time..."
I look around for any leftover targets
[1:36:21 AM] emms: unfortunately it seems that all that's left is your team, who are slightly worse for the wear, but still alive and intact.
[1:36:42 AM] Synergy: "I hit that mule... I heard it... what in tartarus was that?  Why couldn't I see?"
[1:36:50 AM] Inkwell ?: [so now we can post freely? ovo]
[1:36:53 AM] Synergy: I look expectantly to Skittles
[1:36:55 AM] Inkwell ?: [ok <3]
[1:37:01 AM] Synergy: "You two have a history... spill the beans."
[1:37:05 AM] Inkwell ?: [aw, ok]
[1:37:16 AM] Inkwell ?: [was that cause of the evil magics?]
[1:37:30 AM] Elba: I roll around rubbing my eyes untill I can see again "That was scary"
[1:37:31 AM] Inkwell ?: [kk]
[1:38:31 AM] Skittles: I put Pickle away and stamp my hoof on the floor
"It doesn't matter now. If Gag is loose, we have to stop him now. If you thought I was crazy, he's me without reservations."
I growl and leave the hall.
[1:38:32 AM] Left: I dust myself off and saunter back to elba and the gang, inspecting the wreckage of my gun "That.. Damn"
[1:39:19 AM] Inkwell ?: That was a harder beatdown than I'd had in a while, yet oddly enough I'm not dead or in... /total/ agony. Must be a part of the dream. I stagger to my hooves, considerably more concerned about my book and the character that was then was not existing there for a minute. Holy shit, holy shit, dreams are awesome and holy shit.
[1:39:45 AM] Inkwell ?: [basically]
[1:40:07 AM] Elba: I'm going to run around heal everypony
[1:40:18 AM] emms: Alright
[1:42:17 AM] emms: And thus, the session pulls to a close as Elba heals all the party