Title:           Fake Trailer
Author:          emmens
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/1CncXNzD
First Edit:      Saturday 17th of October 2015 11:49:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 17th of October 2015 11:49:57 PM CDT

-dramatic musid-
 
an unsolved mystery!
 
Trixie“The guy isn't exactly...alive anymore”
 
An evil conspiracy!
 
Villain voice: soon I'll have it in my clutches. And then, ponies will have no choice but to worship us like they should!”
 
*upbeat action music-
 
but they never accounted on these heroes.
 
Shining Armor: “So I think you're really gonna like your partner for the mission”
 
Midnight Sentry: “oh really? What's he like?”
 
Shining: “royal guard, personal body guard lot of similar stuff to you...crystal empire”
 
one's a guard
 
Midnight: -grin of champions- “Midnight Sentry. Lunar Captain, how you doin'”
 
Ones....also a guard
 
Flash: “So am I riping you off...or are you ripping me o-”
 
Midnight: “I don't know how that matter here!”
 
And they're gonna show dragon city
 
*suddenly burly as fuck dragon henchman
 
Midnight: -wearily- “ohhh, this is really gonna hurt a lot”
 
how they doo it in canterlot!
 
-Head butts groin kicks and punchemup scenes-
 
Midnight Sentry
 
Midnight: “You did defuse the bomb..right?”
 
And Flash Sentry
 
Flash: I thought you said you were gonna do it”
 
-explosion in the background as midnight sentry facehooves-
 
Staring in
 
SENTRY
 
 
Flash: “You know, for a captain who's saved the kingdom once you're kind of  amazingly incompetent”
 
Midnight: “And you're a waifu stealing asshole!”
 
Coming this June