Title:           AiE Luna 61
Author:          emmens
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GkLuvu4Z
First Edit:      Friday 26th of October 2012 12:10:27 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of October 2012 12:10:27 AM CDT

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The both of you make it past the clearing finding....Ocean.
 
Miles of ocean.
 
"....Whaaat?"
 
Trixie stands beside you looking through the maps Luna had given her "There's an island" he hoof points off to a small land mass several miles off  
 
Please god don't let that be where the artifact is. Please...
 
"That's where the artifact is."
 
FUCK!
 
Damn you cliches!
 
You turn to the side looking for something
 
"Ah yes! a boat! Good. Sweet Neptune! "
 
"Trixie laughs at your outburts.":... She actually said that by the way,
 
"Okay...oars!" You say grabbing the wood oa- OH GOD THEY TASTE LIKE ROTTED GRASS!
 
You're willing to bet they heard your anguished cries all the way in Canterlot.
 
You're also willing to bet this is your punishment for almost dying.
 
Fucking moonbutt of hell!
 
"I swear I have no idea what half of those angry you shout really mean."
 
"Fucking broken monoluge!"
 
"Again, Right over Trixie's head" She says as she hops into the boat, the oars floating up to the sides of it.