Title:           Hammerspace Dragon vs The World
Author:          dzamie
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First Edit:      Tuesday 4th of August 2015 07:38:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 29th of April 2016 03:20:20 PM CDT

Prompt: Hammerspace dragons can't eat the whole world, but maybe if you cast enlarge monster on it a few dozen times...
 
>cast Enlarge Monster 8 or so times
>regard your Colossal+ hammerspace dragon
>or are you hers now?
>climb onto her head
>a front-row seat to the end of the world
>an enormous tongue snakes out in front of her, drenching the mountaintop you two had decided on
>her jaws swing open, and you hold on tight as she plunges her head down
>she said she'd know if you fall
>but better not to test that right now
>especially not with so much at stake
>the dragon's mouth quickly comes to rest, having deepthroated the enormous mountain
>in a moment of doubt, you lash yourself against one of her horns... just in case
>beneath you, the ground begins to warp and distort
>steadily, more and more of it vanishes beyond her teeth
>getting used to the shape, the hammerspace dragon starts to pick up speed, easily devouring cities before their residents truly knew what was happening
>before you know it, she's gripped the largest continent known to man between her mighty jaws
>she pauses, and you watch in rapt fascination as the oceans lower
>the beaches seem to expand
>fish, whales, leviathans all flounder about, confused as to the sudden change
>she continues across the newly dry plains
>you quickly work to make sure she doesn't get hit by anything undesirable from some of the angrier sea-dwellers
>like "Dispel Magic"
>that would be disappointing
>the warped and distorted land, as well as its inhabitants, vanish before your eyes
>behind the enamel bars of their new, permanent home
>a low, but friendly, growl sounds from your dragon's throat
>her signal that she's eaten half the world
>the rest should be faster
>you begin to prepare one more spell
>she gradually "closes" her jaws
>pulling the hemisphere inwards
>you doubt that last village could've seen it coming
>and then
>you're alone with her
>the colossal beast that devoured the world
>and the human, clinging silently to its horn
>you feel the spells start to fade, and warn her
>gradually, she shrinks back down to her normal size
>you reach out with a hand, snagging the dragon by her slender tail
>wordlessly, you nod to each other
>your spell finishes
>the two of you fall through the portal...
>and onto a warm field of grass
>hugging her to your chest, you beam up at the little dragon
"I think I'm getting better at that. C'mon, let's go see what techniques and magicks this world has; I refuse to let you hog all the experience by digesting them before we talk."
>she grins and snakes her long tongue out, licking at your face
>"This time, can we try to stuff a different part of me? I want to see if I can do it, just like old times."