Title:           Panko Party (Oneshot)
Author:          dirtymuffin00
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/duax4Luy
First Edit:      Thursday 19th of February 2015 11:50:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 20th of February 2015 07:59:05 PM CDT

 >You check out the commotion down stairs to find your neeeeiiighbor, Pinkamena and her friend, Fluttershy in your kitchen cooking up some food
>"Hey noni, g'morning! how are you? What do you want for breakfast? Wanna read the newspaper?"
>You're honestly pretty pissed right now
>These ponies just barged right into your house, used your groceries to cook breakfast, and began to read your newspaper
>Fuck this place
>Every week, these twats would shamelessly invade your privacy
>Last Wednesday, they tried to throw you a party after they saw you in another one of your moods
>You were mad and kicked everyone out
>"B-but we wanted you to feel at home"
>Hearing that did make you feel a little guilty, but breaking and entering was still over the line
>Plus she should know not to bother you when you're like that
>Not your fault that you miss your family
>But it's also not theirs
>Still, you had to get some locksmith from Canterlot to install a lock on your door
>Apparently, you could count the houses with locks in this town on your left hand
>Come to think of it how did they even get in here?
>You see a set of pins on the table, similar to what a burglar would carry around
>That does it
>You ball your fists
>Your body starts to shake, and you grind your teeth
>These ponies were going to get it now
>"Nonny are you okay?"
>You take a breath so that you could tell her off
>That's when it hits you
>That smell, it's pancakes
>But you were out of flour
>These ponies must have gone out of their way to buy some for you and you were about to scream at them
>This whole time, absolutely none of the actions of any of the ponies here have been made with malice
>They were just trying to help out a stranger who they considered a friend
>God,you feel like such an ass right now
"Pinkie"
>Her hair deflates and she braces for what's coming
>Fluttershy is looking a little worried right now
"How can you expect me to be okay at a time like this?"
>You tense up a few of your muscles so thar you could just spring into action
>She was going to get it now
>In your most angry sounding voice you boom out
"HOW DID YOU KNOW PANCAKES WERE MY FAVORITE ?"
>The next thing she knows, she's on the ground and your hug is almost squeezing the life out of her
>Fluttershy runs to her friend, but she stops when she realizes what you are doing
>You weaken your embrace a little
>Wouldn't want to kill the poor thing
>In turn, Pinkie returns the hug and giggles so hard that she snorts
>You two separate
>"So you're not mad?"
"Why would I be? That was like the coolest thing a neighbor's ever done for me"
>Her eyes are watery
>"I tried my absolute best to make you smile and you would get angry"
>She wipes her face on your shirt
>"No matter how hard I tried, nothing would work"
>She sniffles
>"I thought you hated me. I even had Fluttershy,the kindest pony I know, come here to help me to get you to like me a little more"
>She only wanted a friend
>You scratch near her mane, her ears begin to move around as a result
"Hey now, I don't hate you. I just wish you would give me a warning first"
>"So does this mean that"
>You see her smile coming
>"that we're super duper bestest friends for life"
>You nod
>Now it's her turn to shake
>The pony begins to vibrate more and more, until she launches into the air
>"I think this calls for a PARTY. I'llgoinvitethewholetownandwecanthrowitinthecastleand-"
"Pinkie"
>"hm?"
"Baby steps"
>She runs out the door to an unknown direction
>You turn to find her friend put a hoof on your shoulder
>"Thank you for that Anonymous. It means a lot to her"
>Fluttershy flies out the door and you're alone in your house
>You don't know why you are here, but you do know that you just made a friend for life