Title: Trixie and Anon (Again) Author: dado199608 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/JbwnYCEK First Edit: Saturday 2nd of April 2016 04:31:10 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 2nd of April 2016 04:31:10 PM CDT >"Ok anon, the first thing Trixie wants you to do is..." >"PUT THAT THING DOWN!" "Hey calm down, I'm just watching..." >She can be a pain in the ass sometimes... >"Just listen to Trixie" >"In order to get started, you must..." >God, this is so boring >I wonder how she uses her magic to please herself >Maybe she creates a magic dildo? >Or she can just reach her G point >I dunno >But she has quite a thight ass >I'd fuck her so hard >"Did you understand everything I said?" "What? Oh yeah, magic and stuff..." >"Great. Now just do what Trixie does. You're not as good as Trixie, but this is the easiest of the tricks so don't worry" >What a bitch. Not as bitch as Twilight but still... >Now, what is she doing? >Ok, she's using some magic on the wall and... >HOLY SHIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT??? "What the fuck is that??" >"It's just a black hole, the easiest of the tricks." >"Did you listen to what I just said?" "Trixie, I'm gonna be honest with you..." "I thought you were a shitty mage until now" "C'mon Trixie, I told you I'm sorry." "It's I've never see you perform a great act, you know?" "Why you hide all the good ones for yourself?" >Finally she decides to get out of her room >Pricky bitch >"What do you mean great trick?" >"That was just one of the elemental magic tricks dad teached Trixie" >"The magic Trixie uses to perform a show must be high quality, the best of the best" "Are you fucking kidding me? Those tricks are plain bullshit. Now you're telling me you don't now the difference between a basic spell and an advanced one" >"Of course Trixie knows, you're the one who is a dumb meanie" "Trixie..." >"Y-Yes?" "Can I help you choosing the acts of your show?" >"Why s-should I...I mean..." >"Why should Trixie would allow you to do such thing?" >"It's not like Trixie doesn't know how to prepare a show..." >"D-Does she...?" >Poor little bitch >That's sad >She's so arrogant and pride of herself but so silly and childish "C'mon Trixie, we need to fix some things here..." "Ok, do you feel ready?" >"I-I'm not sure about this..." "What in the fuck...? That's not the Trixie I know" >"I mean...Of course Trixie is ready, she is always ready? What kind of question is that?" "Nice, that's the spirit" "Now go there and eat them all" >What is that face? >Oh right "Not in a literal way of course" >That's much better >Time to see her performance >"F-For my next...um...trick I-I will..." >"Fuck off" "You fuck off" >Those fuckers >C'mon Trixie you can do it >She just look at you >It's like she'd have read your mind >"...I will manipulate this scenario to travel across space and time..." >Suddenly, another scenario appears just to the right, and the old one just dissapears >Goddamit that cool as heck >You cringe for what you just thought >"The great and powerful Trixie strikes again" >Everypony cheers and clops >This is nice >Later at stage >"I did it anon! The ponies liked my performance." >"Oh my gosh I'm so happy I..." "Don't get out of character" >"...Sorry..." >It's been like 2 week since the last time I saw Trixie >She must be too busy to talk you >Not that you care about it or anything >You better go check if she's ok >... >Ok, here it is >You knock the door >Wait >Wait >... >"Oh, hello anon!" >"How've you been?" "Oh, well, you know..." >"No, I don't know" >"Why don't you tell me?" >Geez, she's one of THOSE ponies... "Ehmm...very well, thanks for asking, I guess" >"Trixie is glad to hear" >"Why don't you come in?" "Oh, sure..." >You wonder why on Equestria would be nice to you? >What kind of sick and twisted plan would she be elaborating? >"...So I heard you like orange juice" "Who told you that? It's all a lie, I swear!" >I hope AJ wasn't listening "W-What do you want Trixie?" >"It's just, Trixie wanted to thank you for your advices about the routine." >"Since that day, Trixie's show has been growing up very much!" >"Of course Trixie deserves all the recognition, but it would be very unpolite to not thank you for your...nice efforts..." "Thanks I guess." >She just stares at me like waiting something more "Sooooo...." >"Soooo..." "What else do you need?" >"Oh right, Trixie almost forgot..." >She goes to her magic trunk for who knows what >"It is perfect for you because Trixie herself did it" >It appears to be a tuxedo cover with glitter and some mends so it can fits into a human "What is this?" >"This is your show suit, so you don't look like some beggar onstage" "I'm sorry Trixie, but that was a thing of one day. And that thing looks awful" >"Don't be so rude. Trixie is giving you the marvelous opportunity to work with her, something you only see once in life." "I'm not a man of shows. Sorry Trix" >"W-Well Trixie doesn't need you anyways. She can work by herself! Y-You barbarian!" >What the hell is wrong with her? >So selfish and immature >And why does she care so much all of a sudden >Wait, could it be...? >I doubt that but... >Maybe I should ask her "Hey Trix, I was wondering that maybe I li...?" "What are you doing?" >"TRIXIE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE" >"PONIES THINK TRIXIE IS MEAN AND RUDE, BUT TRIXIE IS JUST ASSERTIVE. JUST LIKE HER FATHER TAUGHT TO HER" >"IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?" >"Why ponies don't like Trixie?" "Trixie c'mon, don't cry. You're not like that" >"What are you still doing here?" "I-I was just checking if you were ok" >"WELL OBVIOUSLY SHE IS NOT" "Okay, okay. I'm just trying to be nice" >"...B-Being...n-nice??" "Yes. Don't worry Trix, I'll help you feel better." >"T-Thanks, I guess" "And actually, now that I think about, it would be an...interesting experience to work some time with you" >"Y-You mean it?" "Sure" >"Thank...I mean...you should be thankful that Trixie is benevolent and accept you after such rejection and..." "Yeah, sure, whatever." "Okay Trix. What are we going to do now?" >"First thing to do is to check to update the bag of tricks." "Are you sure? Last time I saw one of those I was speechless" >"Of course you were. Trixie's power could amaze even the post stupid of the ponies" >Will she be like that the whole time? "Ok Trixie, I understand. You're amazing, I'm a piece of shit." >"I never said that, but if you insist..." >Maybe it's not too late to jump into the train tracks... >"Despite all, those tricks are boring and predictable. A great magician like Trixie can't dissappoint her audience by repeating old tricks." "Not even once?" >"Not even once." >So I'm her new lab rat "What am I gonna do?" >"You'll just help me to create and experiment with some ideas Trixie's been working on" >Great "Yay!" >"Trixie knew you'd enjoy this job." "What about my pay?" >She just grins >"What are you talking about?" "I need to eat, you know?" >"...So humans eat too?" >This would be a pain in the ass >"This would be such a painful experience"