Title:           SexTape Anon: Green Room Intermission
Author:          brandnewwritefag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KNbxqbg1
First Edit:      Saturday 10th of January 2015 10:30:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 10th of January 2015 10:30:47 AM CDT

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>"And then I said "fuck her? But her cock is bigger than mine!"
>You and Pon share a laugh as you walk down the hall
>It's a 15 minute intermission-and-consession type break
>You two get the break, everyone else in the crowd rushes the stands for merch
>You're not just a whore
>You're a [spoiler]corporate[/spoiler] whore
>You need the bits, though....but.
>You're feeling feels. Feely feels that feel feely - you haven't felt like this in a while
>More specifically since finishing that "movie"
>"Aaah, anyway. Here's the guest breakroom - I need to go talk to my manager about something unrelated. See you in 10?"
>You give him the thumbs-up and nod, and he trots off
>Opening the door, you're immediately greeted with
>blue walls
>fucking pones can't even get the color of a green room right
>besides, you wanted to strip and see if you blended in
>"A-anon?"
>you could be called the chameleon, and fight crime in very limited areas
>"Anon? Ya'll there, sugarcube?"
"Mmm?!"
>You're snapped out of your crime-fighting reverie by some very familiar voices
>Turning to the left, you notice your co-stars sitting on the couch
"...I'm really surprised you're not stuck to that thing."
>"Darling, what on earth do you mean?"
>You point to the furniture in question
"I mean, it's a casting couch in a porn industry, wh-"
>"Oh eww eww ewww" Rarity connects the dots and hops off, with the rest of the girls following suit
>You chuckle
"So, why are you here?"
>"Well..." Rainbow hovers idly, spinning a hoof. "We're here cause of-"
>"Because of me. Hello, Anonymous."
>You turn your head to the right
>Sitting across the room in a big black chair like some fucking movie villain - seriously, she just needs the fluffy white cat - is HRH Twilight Sparkle
"Porchlight Spackle. We meet again."
>She furrows her brow. "Anon."
>You sigh
"Ok. What."
>She inhales deeply, fluttering her wings slightly. "Anon, I want to talk to you about the video."
 
"What's there to talk about? It's high-quality, extremely popular, merchandise sales are through the roof-"
>"And it's humilating! It's wrong!" she fumes, hopping off the chair. "Why did you have to-"
"Twilight, Imma stop you right there. You know the answer to that."
>She trails off, looking down at the floor
>"I just wanted to-"
>You motion to the other girls with your hand
"No, Shut up. Honestly, the only reason I don't hate them as much as I hate you is because they didn't force this on me - they were bound by the same law you dug up and reinstated."
>She visibly cringes at the word 'hate', but you press on
>fuq dis pone
"You're really asking me now why I did what I did?! Hell, Twilight, you bent the law to fulfill your own ends! Literally!"
>Dash snickers, but is pulled back down to earth by AJ
"And now that it's out there for the world to see, you want me to feel bad?! Really?!"
>At this point the purple princess pone is sitting on the ground, tracing a nonsensical design on the carpet with her hoof. "I-if you'd just let me-"
"No. Know what? You've done enough - just stop."
>You lean down to the table and grab a couple apples and a bottle of water
"I'm out. Don't follow, this is a live set and you'll be booted. To the rest of you..."
>You nod at the other girls
"Be seeing you, space cowgirls."
>"Uhm. I-I don't understand the reference, i-if that's ok with you a-anon.."
>You sigh inwardly, but smile outwardly
>You, with quite some flair, 360 and moonwalk right the fuck out of the room
>Twilight stands up as you leave
>"Anon! Wai-ANON!"
>Run doorshut.exe? [y/n]: y
>You turn to walk down the hall, but a wild ponkapo blocks your path!
>You step into a battle stance
"When we last met you were the master and I was the pupil..."
>She rears back up on her hind legs. "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!"
>You stand like that for a few minutes before laughing, and she joins in
>"So, nonny..."
 
"Hm? What's up, Ponks?"
>You toss her an apple, and she catches it with her mouth
>I.E. eats-it-immediately
>Licking her lips, she smiles at you. "You know, I didn't mind the movie - and most of the girls, well, we thought it was a fair trade...but Twiligh-"
"Twilight deserved the short end of the stick."
>"Mmm, nothin' short about that stick.."
"Sorry, what?"
>"Nothin! Just, look."
>Pinkie gives you her most serious face
>You can tell she's trying to force the srs because her tail is going batshit behind her
>"Non...do you know what Twilight was trying to say back there?"
"That she was ashamed of her time in the limelight? That she wished it wasn't recorded? Th-"
>You see Pon walking back down the hall, and he waves at you. You wave your acknowledgment back at him - and he's motioning you over
>"Well... no."
>You look down at Ponks as you begin to walk over to Pon
"Well... out with it, Pinkie. Apparently my break is shorter than I thought."
>"Twilight is ashamed, yes, but... you should've let her apologize. She's not ashamed of the video..."
>You tilt your head, motioning with your hand to go on
>Pinkie shakes her head. "Just pinkie promise to give her 5 minutes of your time. That's all. Promise?"
>Huh. Why not?
"Sure. Now I gotta run, ok?"
>Pinkie nods. "Mmm. Also, you should swing by Sugar Cube Corner this friday night."
"Oh?"
>Pinkie grins. "It's rainbow cake-batter night."
>Kinky
>You laugh and start a light jog back over to Pon, who's looking a bit disheveled
>You look him up and down, and then break into a grin
"Pon, you dog! Shagging management again?"
>He rolls his eyes. "Cut the crap, human. We gotta get back out there - they've already run out of merch, and a restless crowd never bodes well."
>Holy crap, really?
>You gonna make baaaaaaank son
>The two of you lightly jog through the hallway, and as soon as your foot hits the stage the roar of the crowd deafens you
>Smile and wave, smile and wave
>You both take your seats
 
>Pon taps the mic, getting the crowd's attention
>eventually they begin to simmer down
>"Now now, everypony! Did you like the concessions?!"
>Another deafening roar
>Pon laughs, and waves to you. "And how about this stallion? Isn't he just delicious?!"
>YET ANOTHER DEAFENING ROAR
>You wonder if you're going to have permanent hearing damage over this shit
>After a few more minutes of milking the crowd, they simmer down
>"Now, we're going to be moving to the last three mares that you, for the lack of a better word, dominate."
"That's about right. Rarity is up next-"
>"The Canterlot fashionista?"
>You nod slightly
"Yeah, but she's not... been to Canterlot in a little while. She's actually based out of Ponyville. I get all my clothing from her, as a matter of fact."
>Pon gasps. "You know, I was just about to ask who made you that darling suit coat in the green room, but I never got the chance! I'll have to look her up!"
>Heh. Bitch owes you a referral fee over this publicity
>"Well! How about we get right to it, then? Now is this the same day? And if so, are you the avatar of lust?"
>You laugh
"No and yes. Even I need to take a break, so this happens the next day."
>Even you need a break
>And wow, that dinner was awkward
>Things like 'Please pass the peni-I mean, pepper! PASS THE PEPPER.' and other wacky hijinks that would probably fill up a whole chapter or two if this was a book
>But eh, moving on
"So this is morning, Dawn of the Second Day."
>"Oh, romantic! Rutting in the morning breeze, the sun kissing your cheeks~"
"Hah. You could say that."
>In fact, that's how you suckered Rarity into your little trap to begin with
>'Let us rut at dawn, it will be so romantic!' 'Yes, darling! The new day will greet our new union!"
>What utter crap
>The lights dim, and you uncork your water bottle, taking a cool sip
>/~/"Oh, Darling, the lighting is perfect!"
>/~/"And no one will see us on the balcony..."
>Oh yeah. The water isn't the only thing cool here