Title:           Daring Douche: Thanksgiving Day Special! - [RGiE]
Author:          brandnewwritefag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/VVQSXBgL
First Edit:      Friday 28th of November 2014 06:17:54 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 29th of November 2014 09:31:44 PM CDT

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>It's a thanksgiving day special
>Still be Daring Do
>Decide you're going to celebrate the FUCK out of this human holiday
>being all culturally sensitive gets Stallions hard
>You have everything for the feast
>cranberries, sweet potatoes, normal mashed potatoes, corn - you name it. Pretty much every "fall" food in season
>this is gonna be great
>Anon shows up
>"Well, this is a nice surprise!"
>Grin and welcome him in
>He starts talking about this holiday, about the historical innacuracies
>about mauling people on the day after for small boxes of trinkets
> ^ typical stallion behavior
>You wheel out a covered cart with main dish on it
>He looks excited
>unveil the bloody, still-feathered carcass of a whole turkey, chest ripped open with chunks of bread sticking out of it
>Anon vomits
>pokerface.jpg
 
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