Title:           Twilight Vasectomy
Author:          auag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yUAc1r73
First Edit:      Monday 31st of March 2014 01:12:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 31st of March 2014 01:12:35 PM CDT

Yeah, actually, you can help me.
>"How?"
You can help me get rid of it, if you know what I mean
>Twilight looks at you, quizzically, before her pupils dilate in shock as she realizes
>"M-me?"
>you nod, feeling your dick harden with excitement
>Twilight leans in, her snout not that far from the tip of your dick
>Her eyes cross oh so cutely as she examines it a little closer
>She suddenly leans back, looking up at you, and nods
>"Okay, I've never done this before, but I think I know what to do."
>she starts heading towards the stairs, turns back her head, and finishes with a sulty
>"Come up to my room, anon"
>You gleefully follow the purple unicorn to her bedroom
 
>You sit down on her bed after you both enter her room
>it's comfortable as hell, probably like sleeping on a cloud
>Twilight giggles at you, and you realize you've been rubbing the bed
>"Get comfy, anon. Lay down on your back."
>You obey, eager for her pussy, and the bed's just as soft on your back as it was your ass
>Twilight hops onto the bed, laying her stomach on yours, her head facing your cock
>you get a sweet view of her pussy
>she's not wet
>that's about to change as you start reaching your hands towards her bare marehood
>when suddenly your limbs flail back, outstretched, bound by a magical aura
>Twilight's magical aura
>you look up confused
"Twilight? What are you doing?"
 
>She turns her head back, innocently
>Like she doesn't even know she's showing off her beautiful marehood
>"Oh, I'm just fixing it for you."
>that doesn't sound at all good
>her eyes move upward in thought, a hoof touching her chin
>"I actually don't remember a colt ever asking me something like this before."
>she leans forward, her head turned towards your dick, and you feel a hoof grasp your dick
>it throbs in response to her touch
>maybe Twilight just likes it rough
>"I'm sure it'll be a good practice for when a colt actually does!"
>you decide to lean back and just let the bookworm do whatever talking she did before she start
>you stare at the ceiling, legs and arms magically held to the bed
>"Anon, are you sure you want to do this? It might hurt."
>yes hurry the fuck up
"Yeah, I'm sure."
>you feel something cold touch your nutsack
>maybe her hoof is cold?
>"I think I'm out of anesthesia."
>what
 
>you yelp in pain when you feel a sudden sharp sensation at your nutsack
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
>Twilight's restraints hold you down and you're barely able to move
>her fat ass on your chest definitely doesn't help
>"Just give me a moment."
>you barely have time to scream at her to stop as the pain deepens
>you feel the sharp sensation trail across your nutsack, and you feel wetness
>it's probably fucking blood
>you're bleeding
>the pain is unbearable
>you feel a warmer, familiar sensation
>Twilight's hoof
>parting your nutsack
>the open air ups the pain a million times
>and then she makes another cut
>"Sorry! I couldn't find it."
>amidst your screaming you finally shout
"STOP"
>"No, I can do this, don't worry, Anon!"
 
>her hoof digs into your nutsack, you feel a twist in your balls amidst the already searing pain
>something leaves
>holy fuck did she just take your testes
>"There they are!"
>another sharp pain, and you KNOW she just cut off one of your testes
>you're about to faint from the pain
>and the next jab jolts you awake
>she stabbed whatever her tool was into your other sack
>and got your testes immediately
>the pain of being stabbed in the nut makes you wish you never complained about getting kicked there
>tears are streaming from your face now as you struggle against this mad mare
>her restraints hold you tight as you hear a fucking TEAR as she starts pulling on whatever speared your nut
>you feel another cold sensation, you don't know how you're still able to distinguish feeling at this point
>and you feel another focused sharp pain, tearing away at your nutsack
>the pain of the cut is taken over by the air on the open wound
>and of course another snip and your other testicle is now gone
>darkness starts clouding your vision
>"One more!"
 
>your entire testicular area feels wet and burns with pain
>your blood drips down your ass cheeks, pooling on her sheets
>and you feel the cold blade against your cock
>it's no longer hard because you're not some mashochistic fag that thinks about getting his balls cut off
>"Oh, it looks like you're not excited anymore. Should I stop?"
>your howling and tears continue
>but you manage a small break
"YES FUCKING BITCH"
>and you feel a small cut on your limp dick
>"Sorry! Don't yell at me."
>you've been screaming the entire fucking time
>but she takes the knife out
>the pain is finally overwhelming you
>and you start to fade away
>but not before hearing Twilight's last words
>"Oh, there's the anesthesia! Whoops."
 
>You wake up on Twilight's bed
>there's something wrong
>you usually wake up with a boner
>memories of the horrific event flood to your mind
>and you look down at your groin
>it's covered in bandages
>fucking bloody bandages
>and it still fucking hurts
>but not as much
>the door opens and Twilight enters, floating with her some sort of potion
>which she unceremoniously plugs into your mouth
>"It's for the pain. And I know it isn't perfect, but you did ask me for my help, and I tried my best."
>she takes the bottle out of your mouth
>it feels good
>but doesn't take away the pain
>"It's all gone, now, anon! You never have to worry about it again."
 
>you're filled with the rage of a thousand fucking suns
>the rage only makes your pain worse
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS YOU FUCKING BITCH -"
>Twilight's magic closes your mouth, and she leans in
>stroking your cheeks, looking at you with a smile
>"Oh, I'm just joking, anon. That's what you always do, right?"
>now you're angry, in pain, and confused
>"I left you your testicular skin, so you can fill them up with fake testes if you'd like!"
>you try to move and slap that cunt
>and you're still restrained by her magic
>and what little you can move sends pain through your loins
>she looks at you, a little frightened, and backs away
>"I'll leave you alone for a while."
>she heads out
>closes the door
 
>now you're stuck in a land of sexy ponies with no dick