Title:           Laborer Anon in Equestria
Author:          a10
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First Edit:      Thursday 7th of January 2016 12:36:46 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 28th of February 2016 10:05:23 AM CDT

>Be Anon
>Work at PoneMart
>Putting out new bananas for the millionth time today
>As you finish setting the last bunch down, the wall explodes, crumbling under the force put against it by a manticore bursting through
>It rampages around the produce department, YOUR produce department, while ponies scream and run in a futile attempt to escape
>You sigh, knowing it'll be up to you to clean all this shit up
>Better postpone that break another hour or two
>You look for a broom and dustpan.
>Eventually finding one, you saunter back to the destroyed wall
>It was so young
>Only a week old
>It had to be replaced thanks to the same manticore, busting up the wall every week,
>You go to sweep some of the rubble into the dustpan
>You're gonna need a bigger dustpan
>Giving up, you say fuck it and go on break, letting Twilight deal with the manticore
>You'll probably get yelled at for not cleaning it up right anyway
 
>Another day in PoneMart, another day bored out of your mind
>Time to put out more bananas
>Always with the bananas
>Ponies snatch them out of your hands as you're putting them out
>What is it with ponies and bananas
>Tripping over each other just to get a bunch
>Oh well, you smile and hand whoever looks at you with pleading eyes wanting a banana
>Because they need those damn bananas
>Well, okay, maybe you're exaggerating a bit
>But they go pretty quick
>You finish the bananas, looking for something else to do, pulling your cart with empty banana boxes
>Next thing on the 'to do' list is…
>Fucking salads
>God dammit salads
>You hate salads
>You'd rather be on trash duty than salads
>With how ponies just throw them around looking for a later date
>Yet they're ALL THE FUCKING SAME DATE
>But they still throw them around till they get to the back
>They want only the last one
>You stop, waiting for the wall to explode, destroying the salad wall
>Nothing
>Fuck everything, why do you even try
>Of all the days that manticore could NOT come destroy the wall, he never wants to when you're doing salads
>But to your surprise, the wall does come crashing down, but not the salad wall
>The wall directly next to it
>You manager comes trotting by while Twilight is attempting to stop the manticore
>”Hey, would you mind cleaning that up? I'm heading out for the day.”
>You just nod and smile weakly
>”Oh, and do the salads while you're at it,” he says before trotting off.
>You sigh
“This… Is my life,” you say for no one to hear, “Time to go on lunch!”
 
>Anon in PoneMart
>Looking for something to do
>Pony wearing a poncho comes up and starts yelling at you in Spanish
>Ponies have Spanish too?
>”Quiero comprar el tomate huevo!”
“I'm sorry sir, I don't speak Spanish,” you politely say,”But we don't have the tomato you're pointing at.”
>”¡Huevo! ¡Se parece a un huevo! Deseo comprar!”
“Sir, I'm sorry, I can't understand you. We don't have any of what you are pointing at though.”
>Continues screaming in Spanish
>He trots over to another employee
>Screams at him in Spanish
>The pony points him to customer service
>Another day in PoneMart
>Hey look, bananas need done.
 
 
>Anon in PoneMart
>It's officially been a month since you got your first job in Ponyville
>And you celebrate by doing inventory
>Find something on the list, write down how much of it there is in the back next to the name
>Your shift is half way through anyway
>You feel good
>Nothing can fuck up your day
>Open the cooler
>Ready to get it over with
>Stop and stare at the chaos in front of you
>There are no walls
>It's like a void in the middle of the cooler, things floating around
>L-carts stacked with things everywhere
>There go the salads
>A box of Kale nears you, with a note on it
>”Sorry Anon! I figured I'd let Discord organize everything… I told him to make it easy to find everything...”
>”-Twilight”
>Shit
 
>Anon in PoneMart
>Today you get to work with your boss
>What does working with your boss mean?
>You work
>And you work hard
>No relaxing
>No stopping
>No brakes
>Just keep walking, put shit out, answer questions
>Also your boss is an asshole
>”Why weren't the nuts put out yesterday? We had some of the ones that were empty when I came in”
“That's because those came in this morning with the shipment”
>”Well why were the bananas empty? A lot of what we have in the back was empty this morning”
>And a lot of that stuff wasn't in the back until the shipment came
“I don't know”
>”Why don't you know? Weren't you here?”
“Yes”
>”Okay...”
>You spend the rest of the day putting out bananas and salads
 
>Anon in Ponemart
>A manticores still crashes through the walls here and there
>Bananas still always need put out
>The produce section is a mess as always, but nobody wants to do anything about it
>Decide to go buy some random shit
>You don't find anything interesting browsing the general merchandise area
>Until...
>That's... That's just a giant dick.
>Welp, there goes money you could have spent furthering your addiction to the fried chicken the deli makes
>You really shouldn't eat that shit, but it's so fucking good
>Take fifteen of the dicks
>Build a small raft of dicks
>Yell "Fuck you!" to all of your co-workers and your boss, and his boss and some of the customers
>Run off to go use your new boat
>Return covered in semen
>Never again.
 
>Day banana sale in PoneMart
>Ponies literally grabbing the bananas out of your hands
>Shoving each other, you think one even took a box
>Just a whole fucking box of bananas
>The deli calls over because some ponies called off and they need help
>You bring the entire pallet of banana boxes out
>Some of the ponies are actually fucking grabbing whole boxes
>What the fuck
>Half of the pallet is gone before you can even make it to the deli
>They have you covering while they go on break
>The pallet of bananas is still going
>You see two ponies fighting over a bunch, nearly knocking half of the crowd around the pallet down
>The salad wall is broken down, now a pile of rubble
>Fucking manticore, of all the days
>What's weird is none of the ponies even flinch
>Still grabbing bananas and running
>The manticore tears down displays
>Your one co-worker who was there today, passes by
>"I'm going on lunch."
>Just another day in PoneMart
>Maybe you can transfer to the meat department