Title: ThingPone story - part 3 - Author: WriteLurker Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/nk3thZSW First Edit: Sunday 29th of March 2015 05:43:16 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Sunday 29th of March 2015 06:00:54 PM CDT >You force a little smile "That's nice." >"Although..." She coughs unconvincingly "Yes?" >"As it said in the note...I would really like it if you'd..be intimate with me. Fairly often, but I'd understand if you weren't in the mood. Especially now, I guess." She pouts a little, and tentacles grow out of her back for the briefest moment. >You gulp >Sex? >With that thing? >Capital T, idiot >Whatever >Uh...well, she looks like a pony, at least? >Except the note said she would sometimes lose her disguise while having sex >Shit >Could your dick handle that? >She'd probably be offended if you went limp at seeing the real her >And if you didn't... >You'd be cross with yourself >Even if it would still be a more acceptable fetish than quite a few you could name. >"Honey?" She nudges your cheek "Hm? Oh! Y-yeah, sure..." >"You don't sound so sure. Are you certain it's okay?" "Yeah, I'm just...well, I was wondering if you'd be okay with..." >You mumble >"Hm?" Her ear twitches "I said....I said... 'if you'd be okay with the fact that I'm s-s....sexually inexperienced." >You finally stammer it out >Mom's spaghetti >Thing looks at you quizzically, then laughs so hard she falls off of your lap >So hard her disguise starts to fall apart >The sound of her laughter changes into something monstrous >Her form grows into something out of cthulhu mythos crossed with Bible Black and a dash of FATAL. >ĎA >ĎA >You recoil and hide under your bedsheets >You gain several handfuls of insanity points >Her laughter stops >You're still huddled under your sheets and don't dare look out from under them >The sheets are lifted off >You see Thing's pony face smiling at you >You barely avoid a pants-shitting flashback >To the event that just transpired. >"Anon?" >You look at Thing and slowly come to terms with that for the moment being, she's a pony >"Anon, I'm sorry" She throws her forelegs around your neck and pulls you into a more human-like hug "I-I'ts...it's alright, Thing. If anything, I should be sorry about-" >She cuts you off >"Anon, dear, listen to me. I've absorbed more than a few living beings. I don't feel good about doing it, but it's been a matter of survival. I've seen what they see. What you see. I've felt the terror." >Something strokes your head. >You figure it's her hoof >"I understand. It's a natural reaction" she says and pushes away from you a little, looking a bit sheepish >"I'm also sorry for laughing at you, that was very rude of me." "It's okay, I just don't see why it's that funny." >"I suppose it had to do with expectations, darling. You've made yourself popular in Ponyville, after all." "One of Amber's observations?" >She nods seriously "I-I see." >You sigh "If the situation were different, and I wasn't your husbando - because I'd never dream of cheating on you, for a thousand different reasons - I'd...No, it's stupid. Forget it." >Thing shakes her head, then puts her forehooves on your chest and gently pushes you down onto the bed >Pomf >"Anon. I love you. You can tell me anything. It'll take an awful lot to hurt me, and even more for me to lash out at you." >You look away, but still proceed "O-ok, but this is-" >She signals for you to just go on already. >Fuckin' A >She wants the truth? >The whole truth and nothing but the truth? >She'll get it "I was wondering if you'd picked up whether or not any of the ponies embodying the elements of harmony were into me, okay?" >You blush and briefly look at her, then away again >"I see..." She sounds distracted, a little lost in thought >This doesn't bode well "Thing!" >"Yes, Anon?" She chimes without a worry in the world "I do NOT want you to assimilate any of those ponies, alright?" >She huffs >"But Anon, how can I be your perfect waifu if I can't be the one you desire?" She puts more weight on her forehooves, pushing you further down. >She sounds tense, angry and eager all at once "Doesn't matter! I'll learn to love you for who you are instead!" >... >You done it nao, 'arry potter >Thing squees, a blush spreading across her face >As does several new eyes >She leans down and kisses you on the lips >"That's the sweetest thing you've said to me~" She kisses you again >She breaks the kiss >"Though, if you ever change your mind, just tell me, and I'll get on it." >You gulp and nod >She lays down next to you and puts a hoof around you, smiling like she'd just won the lottery >It's been no more than an hour >It's still morning >And the rest of your day will be so much different to what you imagined it would be >The rest of your life, even >You guess you'll have to announce your friendship-and-more with Amber to your circle of friends and acquaintances >But it'd seem suspicious out of the blue >It needs some buildup, you guess >You tell Thingpone, and she does agree >Then she starts tickling you >You close your eyes and laugh, struggling against her >Suddenly, your wrists are grabbed, but you're still being tickled >You laugh like a madman as she keeps tickling >"Coochie coochie coo~" she giggles, sounding a bit different than usual >Best not to read into that too much, at least not yet.