Title:           AnonPone - part 1 -
Author:          WriteLurker
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First Edit:      Wednesday 1st of April 2015 04:26:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 1st of April 2015 04:26:56 PM CDT

>Be Anon
>Of course you are
>Who else would you be?
>Well, whatever
>You're a nor/mlp/erson
>And general 4channer
>Because of course you are
>Even if you like to consider yourself a more 'normal' kind of faggot who hangs out on 4chan
>Self-delusion is nice
>Currently, you're scrolling Gravity Falls threads
>It's a good show
>Suddenly, the lights flicker
>Your PC gets a snow crash
>And then you hear a voice
>"Hello, Anonymous"
>That voice!
"T-Twilight?"
>You turn to where you heard her from
>And sure sunshine, there she is
>Princess Twilight
"I...uh..."
>"That's me! You ought to know. I know you watch us, Anon, and it's kind of flattering, in a weird way."
>She coughs
>"But anyways, I was wondering if you'd like to help me advance science, magic and magical science!"
>She squees at the thought
"Uh...sure. What do you need me to do?"
>"Well, I've got two main groupings of test subjects, and would like you to choose one of them to be in."
"Go on.."
>"In one group, there are the people who wish to become a pony. A mare, like me."
>Twilight blushes a little bit
>"And they will be partnered up with other humans who wish to have mare partners. Possibly for sexual endeavors, although that's entirely up to you."
>Your mind reels from what you're hearing
>You know how she would accomplish it, too, so it doesn't sound like she's bullshitting you
>Why would she bullshit you, anyways?
>But more importantly...
"T-twilight?"
>"Yes, Anonymous?"
"I was wondering...Do you get to choose what mare you want to be or how you want to look or stuff?"
>She looks at you with infinite patience
>Looks like she's learned something from princess Celestia
>"Yes. You can be your own custom pony, made in the image of another pony - or you can leave it to random chance, or what your partner desires."
>She blushes a bit again at the thought of someone becoming the spitting image of her
>Or so you assume
>You're blushing quite a bit yourself
"W-well...I'd...I'd like to be..."
>Come on, don't fuck this up and say something you can't take back
"I'd like to be the little mare!"
>Twilight beams with joy
"Excellent! Do you have any preference for what you want to look and sound like? Or ought I leave that to your partner?"
>You feel pretty awkward, having actually said that
>You like and admire all of the mane six
>But in particular, you feel like you'd probably identify the most with pink horse
>Jesus though
>How do you say 'I want to become the mirror image of your friend to be fucked by some anonymous guy'?
>But at the same time, it'd allow you to help complete the experience if someone wanted you to
"I, uh, I would probably like to be Pinkie Pie, although I'm set on pleasing my partner no matter what!"
>Twilight raises an eyebrow, then giggles
>"Well, you sound like her at least. Are you sure you want to go through with this?"
>You nod
>"Very well. Know that you're doing a great service to science, Anonymous."
>Her horn glows, and you feel dizzy
>Everything goes black