Title:           Morning for Momlestia Thread
Author:          Woofr
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First Edit:      Saturday 13th of December 2014 03:06:06 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 13th of December 2014 03:06:06 AM CDT

>You're lying in bed, fast asleep.
>Not for long.
>In trots Celestia, big smile on her face.
>She's wearing a nightgown and carrying a mug of coffee in her magical grip.
>Spotting you still asleep, Celestia slows her pace and starts moving more quietly to your bed.
>Her smile is smaller but just as joyous.
>Celestia gets right beside your bed, leans her head in to place her mouth just by your exposed ear and whispers to you,
>"Anoooonnnnn, time to get up sweetie."
>Groaning you slowly roll over and open your eyes to see Celestia poking around at the general mess your room is.
"Ahhhg, what time is it even Mom?"
>"7:05 dear! I figured you were going to play video games with your friends quite late last night, it was a Friday after all, so I let you sleep in a whole hour! Not the best habit to get into... But then again neither is..."
>Celestia and you both look down at all your belongings strewn on the floor.
>She looks back up at you with an eyebrow raised.
"Alright Mom I take your hint, I'll clean it up today."
>You start to get out of bed but stop as what Celestia just said sinks in.
"Wait what. 7:05!? You call that sleeping in?! I stayed up till like 4 am last night!"
>A little sip of her coffee and a look of mild surprise from Celestia.
>"Well c'mon now dear, I rose the Sun at 5 this morning. It's not my fault you have terrible sleeping habits."
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>Sitting up at the edge of your bed now, you retort.
"Terrible sleeping habits. This coming from the Mom who goes 2 months without sleep then dives straight into a 6 hour sleep schedule afterward?"
>Celestia pulls away from her mug a moment and scoffs,
>"Well obviously the way I sleep is a bit different Anon, I'm an eons old alicorn mare. I can go without for a long while. YOU on the other hand dear, you simply must get a decent amount of sleep if you're going to stay healthy. That starts with getting to bed early and waking up just as soon. Besides, I've always woken you up around 7 before."
>You sigh and facepalm as Celestia takes another sip of her coffee.
"So you're saying an extra 5 minutes is a bad habit? Wait... no. You said you let me sleep in an extra hour. ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE GONNA START WAKING ME UP AT 6."
>Celestia winces slightly at your yelling, her ears flopping down.
>"Well of course honey, you're getting older now, you have plenty of things to attend to in just 1 day. Take it from the one who brings the daylight Anon, not to mention your own mother... *ahem* An early start will do you wonders. Also, please lower your voice a little dear, as chipper a morning mare I am no one likes loud noises in the early hours."
>Nopenopenope.
"There's no way I'm getting up at 6 every morning Mom. Just isn't even a physical possibility."
>Initiate mother son staredown.
>Celestia's eyeing you over her mug with both eyebrows raised.
>She might as well be saying:
>"It's gonna happen. Doesn't matter what you do."
>You stare defiantly back, arms crossed with a frown on your face.
>No fucking way Mom.
>She sighs and starts to walk out your room.
>"Come along Anon, breakfast waits.
>Extend arms in the air, V for victory baby.
>Get up and follow Celestia out of your room to the kitchen table.
>You take a seat and she hovers your toast, eggs and milk over to you.
>Celestia walks around to the chair facing you across the table, newspaper in front of her.
>"I fibbed a little by the way Anon."
>What.
"What?"
>She giggles and looks away from her news.
>"It's 6:10 right now."
>Goddamnit Mom.