Title:           My Inner Buddy [Anon x Sammy]
Author:          WoodenNickels
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/hxuH3DxA
First Edit:      Saturday 1st of August 2015 10:31:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 1st of August 2015 10:31:40 PM CDT

>Another day in Equestria
>today, you have gone camping in the everfree forest
>the shenanigans back in ponyville were driving you insane
>and you thought to yourself "I need a vacation!"
>so here you are, camping right next to a lake
>Drinking, fishing, cleaning, the perfect spot
>Twilight didn't think so
>she was afraid the you woud be eaten
>funny enought, most of the creatures here leave you alone
>well, that hydra liked you for that chocolate bar you had given it
>right now, you are resting on a tree
>closing your eyes and listen to the sounds of nature
>you feel your mouth begin open
>a slimey texture and mass was crawling into your mouth
>your eyes snap open to look at the intruder
>a long, black tail with what looks like pony legs was sticking out
>reflexes kicking in, you grab onto it and yank it out
>this is very odd looking
>what looks like a head, mane and legs of a pony but with the body of a salamander
>from the features on its face, it was a female
>its black body with red mane and underbelly are coated with your saliva
>she is blushing and her golden eyes are looking right at you nervously
>"Oh hey, you're awake. hehe"
Why were you in my mouth?
>she is now struggling in your hand to escape
>but your masturbating hand keeps her in your grip
Hold on a minute, I wont hurt you.
>She stops her squirming and looks you right in the eyes
>"R-r-really? You wont harm me?"
>you loosen your grip
I promise, I was just curious why you would be in my mouth.
>she moves nervously again
>"You would hate me if I tell you"
>Hate this cute little thing? nah
>Those little coloured bugs that ate your house and eyebrows, yes
>but this little lady? no
I won't hate you. That is another promise.
>"...I want to be in your stomach..."
>what?
Why?
>"I would be warm and safe in there"
You kidding? My stomach acid would kill you!
>she perks up
>"It won't. My body is resistant to it."
How would you be able to bre-
>Rustling was coming from a nearby bush and was getting louder by the second
>"A predator is coming! hide me, please!"
>she darts her eyes to try to find a good spot to hide
>you got to hide her, there's very little time
>with the new knowledge given to you by her, you do the weirdest thing
>you quickly put her back in your mouth
>she starts wiggling down your throat as fast as she can
>you are surprised she fit in there
>like trying to eat a whole burrito!
>her tail vanished through your lips and she settles in your stomach
>you took to the bushes to see a timberwolf come out
>it looks at you for a few seconds, then goes to the lake for a drink
>the beauty of magical equestria
>will wonders ever cease?
>the timberwolf drinks its fill and goes back the way it came
>you look to your gut
Are you ok in there?
>you feel a little kick
>you hope that was a yes
You can come back out now.
>*two kicks*
>that answers that question
You want to stay in there?
>*kick*
As long as you don't eat me from the inside, you can stay in there, deal?
>*kick*
What is you name?
>you feel her hoof drag across your stomach walls
>S-A-M-M-Y
>Sammy, huh? Cute name for a cute creatures
Well Sammy, you hungry?
>*big kick*
>You point towards your tent for dramatic effect
Then onwards, to lunch!
>you life as now gotten more interesting