Title:           Little Squeaker
Author:          WoodenNickels
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8UHawut1
First Edit:      Saturday 20th of July 2013 10:33:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 20th of July 2013 10:33:11 PM CDT

>She must never know
>She has tried and fail to find your fetish
>From bondage to pumpkin pies with a vagina in it!
>But this time...
>Diamond Tiara has almost found it and not even know it!
>Not too long ago, Derpy gave you a package from Diamond
>When you opened it it was a doll that looks exactly like her
>But this doll was a sex doll with a squeaky sound every time you squeeze it
>You had fun with it that night
>Your fetish isn't little fillies
>It isn't dolls either
>Not even Diamond Tiara herself
>The next day you visit sugarcube corner
>A birthday is being celebrated and Pinkie was in a birthday costume
>As she moves, she squeaks
>I present to you, the Inst-a-Boner 5000!
>She must never know
>That clowns are your fetish!