Title:           [FR] (RBA) Magic in the making
Author:          WoodenNickels
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First Edit:      Saturday 15th of June 2013 06:16:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 15th of June 2013 06:16:56 PM CDT

>Day slight of hand in Equestria
>You kinda hoped that your plan didn't have to end this way
>Kinda
>Today is the day you convince Fluttershy to stop trying to rape you
>You went to Fluttershys cottage to show her a few human magic tricks
>You asked her to wait inside while you gather materials and to prepare yourself
>Five minutes later and you're in her house
>You start off with a simple card trick using a forced card method
>She didn't catch on and was impressed
>She is however licking her lips and staring at you now
>It Begins!
Now for my final trick, I will pull a rabbit out of my empty hat!
>You show her inside the hat, proving there is nothing inside
>You tap your wand a few times on the hat for effect
>You reach in the hat and grab a pair of ears in a hidden pocket
>Thrusting your hand upwards to show fluttershy
Tada~!
>She sits there with wide eyes in horror and sadness
>Seeing the decapitated head of Angle in your hand
>You bow and thank her, pretending there is an applause
>With a smile on your face, you leave the cottage and headed home
>Since you haven't had meat in a long time, you take a bite out of Angles head
>Wow
Even though you were rotten to the core, you taste hella fine!