Title: Inheritor of Chaos - Chapter 1, Second star to the right Author: Wand_of_inferno Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/aHLgwpf1 First Edit: Wednesday 6th of July 2016 08:59:18 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 6th of July 2016 08:59:18 PM CDT >You open your eyes and see around you. The snake dragon and god of chaos was sitting in front of you, waiting for you to wake up >”I was about to throw you a bucket of water, Anon. So, I guess is time for me to answer your questions, go ahead and shot” >Questions? >Oh right, you were a cartoon horse… “What the hell I am? Or what are you to begin with?” >Discord makes appear a glass of chocolate milk floating next to you and one next to him; he drinks the… glass and then looks at you >” Well, I’m just a typical draconequus” >Draco…? >You look at Discord with an expression full of questions >”I’m a creature with multiple parts of other creatures. Tail of a dragon, claw of a griffon, etcetera” He says with a tone of annoyance. “As for you, you are a pony. Just take a look at you.” He makes a mirror appear so you could see your whole new body >Green skin… black hair… green eyes… >You look like a fucking alien with this guacamole color >At least you look cute… like, you could hug yourself. But that hair you had was quite long like some actor you seen on TV >Would it look weird if you went and hugged the mirror? ehhrmm… you really look like a heart attack machine >Wait a fucking minute… “I am a midget?” >”No, the term you are looking is “Foal”” >Foal… foal means… tiny horse? >Does this mean that you are a kid? Your voice is… kind of innocent and different, so yeah… maybe you are a kid >Great, you’ll need to go again through the adolescence and puberty. Or maybe not, this could be a temporal job afterall “How long I am going to be your… cute little hijo? Because I won’t mind acting like a kid, I feel young again” >You jump from the chair into the floor and inspect the rest of your body >”I don’t know… a week? Two weeks? A month? We’ll see, Anon, we’ll see…” Discord says but you can’t pay much attention of what he is saying as a thought gets in your mind >Where the hell is your dick? Are you a girl? Because you can’t feel shit down there >Ooooh boy, horse dicks were big, weren’t they? Maybe you can fuck someone here. Well, you are the prince… so… free sex, maybe? >You look at the mirror and turn around, showing your tiny butt into the mirror >Nope, no parts, just your tail which was moving to right and left “Hey, I can move my tail!” >For a reason… you want to follow your tail like a dog does with his tail >You spin, spin and spin; trying to get your tail although you can’t because is tiny. This is damn fun, is this the reason dogs try catching their tail?  >”I’m surprised that you didn’t fall straight to your face in an attempt to know how to walk, hmmm.” Discord says as he strokes his barb. “Maybe you’ll get used to fly or use magic, then” >That last that Discord says makes you stop in your attempts of biting your tail “Oh right, you said before that that was a thing in this world, right? How does that work?” >”Let me explain you little illegal immigrant to this world” >Discord snaps his talons and the whole room turns into a classroom, he was wearing a light blue cape with a long barb and he had suddenly hair or a white long wig on his head >You were now sitting in a student desk with glasses, an owl at your side and as you look at the clothes you were wearing… you notice they look very similar as the one in Gryffindor from Harry Potter >Damn, Discord really likes references “Are we going to Hogwarts?” You say with a really hype tone >Discord didn’t say a thing but chuckled a bit. Damn, you really are excited to know magic on this world >Maybe you’ll say words and summon something? Like in those rpgs like Skyrim? Woooo! ¡Que emoción! >A long chalkboard appears behind Discord and he using a magic wand makes appear three figures of three examples of ponies. One that were you except with other style of hair, other which had wings and… a mustache? And the other had a… lab coat with a horn >Maybe he was showing versions of you with funny alternate styles? Hmm… weird >Wait, that horn… a unicorn! Damn they are real here!? >This is getting better and better, maybe you did a good choice following Discord as his son >Discord points the wand into the middle example, which was the normal pony >”There are three kinds of ponies. Now this, this is how you look like right now. This is called an “Earth pony”. “A notebook appears on your desk, it was writing by itself what Discord was pointing to be important. “Earth ponies have great stamina and are strong, but they lack the speed and intelligence of what the other kinds has. Now, don’t take me wrong for the lack of intelligence, that doesn’t mean you or they are dumb, unicorns are more clever in certain situations” >Oooohh… So you were strong but not so fast? Interesting. >And intelligence? Pl-ease, you are bilingual! Also a grow human in the body of a child. …Does this make you a pedo? Uh… hope there are girls here that like minors “So, unicorns exist here…” >”Exactly, and other creatures exist too, but this class is just for the basics. Now…” He points to the unicorn. “Unicorns have the use of magic, if they know a basic spell such as levitation; they can do it at cost of their energy. Give it a test” >You feel something appearing in your head. You use your hoof and… you had a horn on your head now. Or maybe a tumor >The notebook disappears from your desk and a feather appears >”Concentrate and try levitating the feather. Just think as if you were holding it with your hand” >Oooooh boy >You need to say it, don’t you? >Yes you do, you need to make Discord proud “Okay, here I go…” You take a breath and then focus in the feather. “wingardium… leviosáaa!” >You fail. You even tried to do the exact same movements as the spell in Harry Potter, and it didn’t work! >Wait, was Leviosa or Leviosaa? >Man your memory is shit sometimes… >”As much as you play along with the scenario, don’t. Just focus in the feather, don’t make me sound like a tutorial of one of your videogames” >That wouldn’t be that bad… although you never use tutorials, that’s for noobs >You eyes focus in the feather; you feel and sense the hand… the invisible hand… >A strange sound comes from your head and… the feather levitates. Well… for like, five seconds and not from so above of the desk, but is something… >You exhale and the feather slowly falls to the desk >”Bravo, Anon. More practice and maybe you’ll be able to levitate it for ten seconds!” >You look at Discord while pouting angrily at him “Sure, laugh at the human turned into a pony who doesn’t know how to do magic” >”Alright, alright, next one, pegasi.” Discord points in the chalkboard the figure of the Pegasus. “As you can guess, they can fly and the rest can’t. Although an expert unicorn with advanced magic can perform a levitation spell in him or herself and be able to fly” >Talk about over powered >Discord’s talons snap once again and now you have wings at your sides “Whoa, they look so cute! So tiny and cute!” >Desire to preen wings intensifies “B-B-B-Bird, bird, bird…” >Discord hush you pointing at you with his wand >”Leave the funny jokes to me, student. Now, one last kind of pony” “Wait, I’m not going to try flying?” >”Class is almost over, Anon. Besides, you can try flying later in recess.” With fast movements from his claw and paw, Discord draws a figure of a pony that now had your hair style and looked exactly like you, but had both wings and the horn. “And this is the final product, when a pony has wings and a horn, it becomes an Alicorn. Alicorns have the ability to fly at great speed and perfom every kind of spell without much use of energy. Depending on the spells and time of flight, of course” >Now that you look at your wings and still feel the horn… and look at that example of you who was sitting in a throne… >Is Discord implying that… “Does that mean I’ll be one alicorn?” >You don’t care for the wings; magic seems really like the best thing in this world >”Yes and no.” With a snap of his talons, the wings and horn disappear from your body. “You need to prove me that you want them, prove me that you are indeed like me, the master of chaos, and these will be your reward. Until then…” >The classroom disappears and you two are back to how the room was at the beginning, just a desk and two chairs, Discord was holding the wings in one claw and the horn in his paw >”I’ll be saving these for you” >So a test, uh? A test to be proven as the prince or son of chaos… >And you know the saying… >A student can overcome the teacher “Don’t worry, “daddy”, I’ll make you proud of me.” You say with a cute tone and look at him with a confident smile; it makes him cringe a bit. “So… how do I begin?” >Discord claps his claws twice, making a portal with the size of your body appear in front of you >Does he want you to step inside? You kind of have a bad feel about that portal >Well, it shouldn’t be bad or hurt you. Unless this is a dark hole or has tentacles in the end >Your curiosity gets the best of you and you try to see anything from outside the portal without stepping inside, but some strange force from inside the portal sucks you in “Ayyy, avisa cabró-“ You scream while closing your eyes as the portal sucks you in >You open your eyes and see yourself flying across various colors. Is like if you were in drugs… various items were flying near and away from you. Clocks, candies, houses in… miniature? Ugh, this looks trippy or as if you were traveling in a Tardis >Another portal at the end of the multi colors opens wide. Must be the exit or entrance… “Whooooooaaaaaa!” >In a blink of an eye you appear in the sky of some big city. It looked way too medieval >Your pony body lands with its butt on a sidewalk of a street >Good thing you landed slowly and without any bruise. Next time you’ll recommend Discord a parachute. Why? Well, for fashion landing, that’s why >Although, as you turn your head and look around… there was nothing but silence. There wasn’t even wind and the city seemed pretty desolated >AY DIOS >Did you go colorblind all of the sudden!? >M-Maybe you even got deaf! You can’t hear a damn shit! “DISCORD! WHERE ARE YOU?” >Wait… as you look at the portal that still was in the sky, it had… colors on it. Aaaand you can hear your damn kid voice, so… you are not deaf. What’s going on, then? >Nobody is around, the colors are gray and there isn’t sound. Are you in a black and white movie? Hmm… >Looking again at the portal, the mix of species aka draconequus, steps out of the portal with an audible “plop” and lands gracefully on the street right at your side and starts looking at you >”What was it, Anon? I was grabbing something before entering the portal and I heard you yelling something. This didn’t surprise you, did it?” Discord says wondering. “Because this isn’t even the beginning of the crazy stuff that awaits your new life” >Ehhhhhhh……. >You don’t want to look dumb to a god, even if you never heard of him. So yeah… you’ll act as if you didn’t overact “Nada, nothing… I thought I would land on my head.” You cough in your hoof. “So… where… are we? Is this how your world looks like?” >”Yes and no, this is another thing I’m going to teach you” “…Eh?” >…Hope he doesn’t make a riddle out of this place. The last thing you want is to try guessing something >Discord points to the build in front of him and you. It was… some kind of large and old looking build with a sign in its doorway with the name “Canterlot Home for Colts” written on it ”Canterlot? Is that a parody to Camelot? Uh, weird. What are we doing here, papa?” >Oh shit you accidently called him dad. Why? Uuuuh… that was so awkward >If you are lucky, Discord won’t know that papa means dad? >Nope, he did notice >Discord once again cringes from you calling him father, but not as much as before >You keep smiling nervously at him as he stares down at you with no visible expression on his face to show disgust or anything. Maybe you did that on accident, last time you said so just to say that you were indeed with him in this deal >Or maybe is the fact that you are a kid now that you are acting so… different >Well you fucking chased your tail like a dog before. Your childhood was short and another chance to be a kid is a chance you’ll never take advantage of again >”Don’t ask me why the name of the city is like that, ponies decided to name it, not me. I know nothing from pony history, just about my history. Now, let’s step inside, shall we? I want you to take a good look at the place.” Discord walks and opens the main doors to the build >You shrug and walk behind him >Of course you had a lot of questions about this city and place, which maybe you should start by asking why the gray all of the sudden “So… why the color gray? Is this how your world is all of the time? Because it looks… kind of sad and abandoned” >”Like I told you, yes and no. I’ll answer your question as soon as you see someone that you must see familiar” >As you two walk, you take notice of how many kids were around, playing with others or just standing while looking at others, some kids were bigger than others and there were some kind of, nurses or ponies that… you don’t know, were here to maybe guard or take care of the kids? Maybe they are their parents or teachers. Although this place didn’t look like a school >Or maybe it was, you don’t know how much similar your world to Discord is >But the thing is… the bad chill this damn place gives you. Everyone is standing still, not moving at all. Not even blinking. Not a sound, not a movement, everything in gray… it was so damn weird >You stay close to Discord, just in… case someone moves >Y-You aren’t scared, just… worried about this place >Being a kid is really affecting you, isn’t it? Back in México you wouldn’t mind go in a graveyard to stay long enough with your amigos just for the fun of it, but here? You don’t know if you are shivering for something around or just your estupido tiny pony body >There was a song stuck in your head as you walk behind Discord. One from Zelda that really made you feel… not so uncomfortable but worried about this place >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkCepD1V68Y >Yeah… that song from Zelda… >You could hear for that song for hours and not be bored. It is so calm and… >Ugh… why does your back feel so heavy all of the sudden? >You stop walking and look what you could see of your back. There was a… music player on your back playing the song you had in your mind >…Discord really knows your interests in vidya, uh? >You carefully put the music player on the floor, still playing the song. It was good and at least it gives the place a good chill ambient >You quickly walk towards Discord, which decided not to stop but keep walking. Whatever room he was going, he really wanted to go there fast >Good thing you could hear the song even though it was in the other room >”So Anon, got notice of something particular in this place?” Discord says as you keep walking through the hallways of the place >You nod at him “Yeah… everyone is like a statue. Time has stopped and it gives me the creeps” >Discord slightly growls at your answer >”Aaaaand?” >There’s more of this place? >Uh…. Well…. “Este… the amount of kids in this place is, big?” >Discord stops and your head hits his dragon tail. Did you fuck up in something? Was this place too obvious and you weren’t noticing something? >He looks at you with an expression that would say “Come on, try harder” “Let me think, uh…” >You sweat a little and look around the place again >Kids… ponies which maybe are taking care of them… a lot of beds and some toys on the floor… >Riiiiight, there was a name for this kind of places, wasn’t it? “Ah… we are in a kindergarten!” >Discord face palms or… face claw to your answer >”This is an orphanage, Alberto” You can hear by his tone that he was angry >Maybe slightly angry, more like annoyed. Oh please, is he going to call you by your name whenever he gets angry? “O-Oh, is an orphanage? Sorry, forgot that word! Remember? I-I speak Spanish and English but mostly Spanish? Heh… heh…” >”Alright. Look, I’m going to show you something and I swear to Tartarus that if you don’t follow along, I’ll turn you in a tortilla for a whole day” >Was that a threat? Because it sounded good for you >Discord moves to the right and behind where he was there was a single colt, one which looked sad and alone. He had some bruises and really looked sad “What’s up with him?” >Discord gives you a bad look in the eye as if you weren’t following along as he said before, but you aren’t even trying! “I-I don’t know what you want me to see! Is just a normal pony, no? Or is he special?” >Discord looks at the colt and back at you with an embarrassed expression >”Ohh whoopsie, I forgot this world didn’t have colors.” He snaps his talons and the colt now had colors. “There, now, can you guess or do you need help?” >The colt had a… green coat and a black hair. The poor thing looked really bad now in colors… but, you still don’t under- “W-Wait a second” >Discord’s grin was up as you take notice of this colt. You two looked almost the same! Well, you had a different hair style and well… that’s it >Wait a fucking second >You remember those examples back in the classroom… the unicorn with the lab coat? The… Italian Pegasus? Even the middle pony… they weren’t versions of you in different styles. If this green colt looked exactly like you, does this mean that the others… are real? >Or maybe he’s playing a game… there must be something you haven’t seen… ugh… damn puzzles you hate them! >”Anon I present to you… Anon.” Discord says while laughing a bit. “Too bad he is frozen in time; he would shake your hoof if only he could” >His name is Anon too? Eh… well, yours was a nickname, but still… what are the odds? >Same kid, same name or nickname, what if the others had that name too…? >You scratch your head as you look at the god of chaos. This was too much information for your little pony head “Discord… my mind is… so confused right now. Is that me? What are you trying to show me by this? I am his clone or…?” >”Back in the classroom I showed you three examples of ponies, those ponies and this little poor and abandoned colt… they are other humans in a pony body.” “Other humans!? So… I’m not the only one to be a pony?” >Discord shakes his head >”No, there are others humans in other dimensions who got transformed into ponies. What I find peculiar is how other versions of me do with them” >Discord opens the door to a room next to the kid, in the room was him… or well, another version of him was in there. Signing something and talking with a pony in the room >”There are other worlds, other Discords, other Anons. This one and others have adopted an Anon for some reason. Raise popularity, become a father, reverse a bad spell in the human… or just for the fun on it. The list goes on and on” >So… there are other versions of… you? Is that what Discord wanted you to see? >Still confused, you look at Discord asking him another question “And why everything is gray and stop in time? Was this your doing so everyone wouldn’t see us sneaking around?” >Discord moves to a nearby open window which there was a tiny bird almost flying away from the window, he puts his paw on the window and looks away >”This world… is no longer in movement. Whatever force it had to continue, it… died. I don’t have the answers to everything, Anon. But this world is just a tiny rock that could have been a diamond, a whole story to be told in the centuries, the missing sock of a pair!” Discord closes the window. “But alas, it never could.” >That was deep… >You look at… the other Anon kid, staring as he waited for the Discord of this world to came out of that room >The Discord in the room had a smile which you could tell it wasn’t fake, he really wanted this Anon for some reason “So… what you want me to do, Discord? I get this, I’m not the only human turned into a pony. There are others which are in other worlds… point is, what do you want me to do?” >Discord pulls out from his… back… a single crystal; it was flashing a bright green and black color, just like your coat and hair  >”This will be your first task… but let’s talk in my dimension, shall we?” >Discord snaps his talons and another portal appears, possibly lending back to where you were before >You know the drill, you enter the portal and one transition later, you two were back but in a different room. This one had a red and brown throne, various random colors that made your head hurt and… the roof was upside down >There are more things that are out of place but you don’t really want to count all of them out >”Ah… Home, sweet home.” Discord says as a pair of pink slippers appear in his foots.” Now then, let’s talk about your task boyo” >The pink slippers look so comfy… you want some for your hooves too… but you don’t want to ask Discord directly, you don’t want to sound too childish >Damn, even your tail was moving from right to left as you look at the slippers. Control your tail, Alberto! ¡Maldita sea! >You yelp and jump as 2 pairs of white and red slippers magically appear on your hooves >God damn, he reads minds. But what are the odds he guessed you wanted slippers to combine your coat as the Mexican flag? >”Comfortable, Anon? I gotta say you are going to get a good handle on chaos magic, I can see that.” >Chaos magic? Whatever the hell did he meant for that? >”Now, about your task…” >The doors of the throne room are open, one opens normally but the other opens upside down. A stampede of tiny buffalos with ballet costumes enter in the throne room, followed by two ponies with wings and a horn who looked utterly worried, interrupting Discord’s words >Why they had clown outfits and overly exaggerated wigs?