Title: Book Club [mlp] Author: Vhatug Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/iseFjvy3 First Edit: Friday 13th of July 2012 03:55:22 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Friday 12th of February 2016 07:11:07 PM CDT >Just another day in Ponyville. >You're heading to a book club with Flutters, she said some of the others were asking her to bring you by. >Flutters missed the last meeting, so neither of you have any idea what they were reading this week, so you'll just have to wing it. >You're not sure where you're going, but eventually, you arrive at what looks like a normal house. Seems about right. >You knock and are greeted by....you think her name was Roseluck? >You don't really know any of the mares here, you've met most of them, but never really talked to them. >RL: So glad you and Anon could make it! >They seem pretty friendly, even if this isn't really your type of thing. >You take a seat in the ring, damn these tiny pony chairs. But you make do. >Roseluck speaks up, she's the only one you really know the name of anyway. >RL: Alright girls, lets talk about last weeks book "Human Sexuality: Pleasure Given Form", by Ponyvilles own Twilight Sparkle, and our own 2 friends right here. >Your blood runs cold, Shy's eyes are pinpricks. >RL: Lets give them a hoof! >A small chorus of hoofs stomping the floor sounds through the house. >They cease, and you're staring down a room full of bedroom eyes.   >RL:Now, everyp0ny, share what your favorite part was." >?: I liked when it talked about Anon's stamina, how he can just go on and on and on. >?: My favorite was the talk about his shape, most stallions I've ever been with just slammed me, those flares hurt. >A lot of heads look around and nod. >?: I admit I'm curious about other breaking vanilla, but the flare scares me from it, I don't want to choke or have something tear when he's about to cum. >More nods, a bit sheepish this time. >?: I enjoyed the part about the petting, no stallion has ever been so sweet to me when we were making love. >?:Umm, I don't think one could, they don't really have the gear for that kind of foreplay. >They're eying your hands. >You're really regretting taking the seat farthest from the door. >RL: So Anon, what's you're favorite part? Umm, no comment. >RL: Aww, can you at least tell us if it's true? Can...can you really do that? Do what? >RL: Last that long, go several times, recover that fast, use your hands like that. Not just me, that's all very normal for humans. >Girly giggles and gasps of amazement fill the room. >RL: You need to tell us more sometime. What about you Fluttershy, what was your favorite part of the book? >Fluttershy gets that look in her eye, an angry one. >She doesn't often taunt people, but she cuts deep.   >With a cocky tone, she boldly states. >FS: My favorite part was when it was happening. >The other mares in the room give her dirty looks as she flies up and sits on your lap. >You try to diffuse the situation. Girls, this is all very flattering, but I'm married to Fluttershy. >?:So? So I'm not going to cheat on her... >?:It's not cheating, polygamy is legal, so you'd just be, um... >RL: Testing out new candidates for your herd! >A whole wave of nods and bedroom eyes. I'm sorry ladies, but no. >Shy looks happy, the others not so much. >?:Come on Anon, you're too much stal...man. Too much man for one mare. Listen, I'm not looking to start a herd. >They all start talking at once, you can't make out what's being said amidst the garble. ALRIGHT! Look, if you'll stop, I'll think about it. >They stop, and turn around to whisper amongst themselves. >Shy looks up at you, she seems sad. >You shake your head, mouth out "Not really.", and motion to sneak out the back while they're distracted. >She perks up and nods.   >You quietly slip out of the room and look for the back door. >Soon, the sound of hooves sounds down the hall, so you duck into the nearest room. >It's a bedroom. >There's a knock on the door. >RL: Anon, your herd is waiting. >You lock that fucker. You girls need to stop, I don't even know most of your names. >?: You can learn. Get it through your heads, NO! >?: Aww, come on Anon, you said you'd think about- >FS: He. Said. NOOOOOO! >You think you hear hooves shuffling back slightly. Geez Shy, that hurt my ears. >She looks away and kinda kicks one hoof at the ground. >FS: Sorry... >You pet her.   >You decide to throw caution to the wind, and strut from the bedroom, past the mares, and to the door. >A unicorn bolts it shut with her magic. >?: Anon, come on, give it a shot. You do realize I can probably rip this tiny door off its hinges? >?: Well we.... we just. You're harrassing me is what you're doing, now you nags had better stop before I involve the law. >?: N-nags? >They seem hurt, but the door unlocks. Now if you'll excuse us, my mare and I are gonna go try to make some centaurs. >You heft Shy onto your shoulders and swag away like a fucking boss.