Title:           Raising Villians Part 2 [Feels] (NMM, Chys, Sombra)
Author:          Uh-hmmm
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First Edit:      Sunday 7th of September 2014 11:38:54 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 7th of September 2014 11:38:54 PM CDT

> Every once in a while, each kid gets a day alone with you
> Chrysalis goes to watch a romcom in the theater
"Everybody tastes so good daddy!"
> NMM goes to the observatory
"Whoever is in charge of the stars is terrible."
> Sombra goes to the science center
"Can we have a volcano in our backyard?"
> Keep thinkin', kid.
> The trampoline is bad enough
> Whoever gets on first starts a king of the hill type thing
> Goodness knows how many scrapes you've bandaged, bumps you've kissed better
> It's a pretty big trampoline too, it's not like they all wouldn't fit
> You know this because sometimes, when they think you aren't there, they will all jump on it
> Sometimes they drive you crazy like that
> They have other ways too
> One day you get home, and there is a pool of red in the kitchen
> One heart attack and Olympic sprint later you find Sombra squeezing ketchup around a barbie
> He freezes, looking at you with a deer in the headlights expression
> You break open your economy pack of aspirin and down two little helpers
> Sombra casually puts the bottle on the floor
> It takes him a while to clean up the mess, and you take the barbie and put it in the throne room of his favorite castle set
> He is not happy to hear the king has been deposed, but he takes it like a man.
> Later he convinces Chrysalis to play, it gets pretty Game of Thrones
> Doctor Sparkle Barbie retains the throne through cunning and intimidation
 
> They have their quirks too
> NMM likes to perch on top of the fridge
> As you go about your business, she commands you to do what you are about to do
> She gets fussy when you do something else, but also very smug when you do what she says
> Chrysalis says she is going to marry you when she grows up
> She names all her ken dolls "Anon Jr."
> She gets very territorial when women come around
> Which isn't often, but still
> Sombra collects glass
> You are very strict; he has to keep the collection in the garage, and clean up after himself
> One day you find him making a stained glass portrait of your odd little family
"This is how you are supposed to remember important things."
> It takes a lot of work, but you install it in the place of the living room window
> You're pretty proud of the little guy.
 
> Chrysalis is getting better at voices
> She practices with the radio
> You play a game where you name a song and she sings at least the chorus
> Bohemian rhapsody gives you chills, like you really are in the presence of Freddie Mercury
> NMM has taken to sitting on the roof at night
> You talk with her as you two gaze up at the stars
> When she falls asleep, you carefully carry her to bed and tuck her in
 
> You regret showing them the X-men
> They whined, begged, threatened, commanded, and partially funded for you to get a wheel chair
> You and your not-bald head
> Sombra is Magneto
> He learns chess precisely for this purpose
> He knows he's supposed to say something ominous and meaningful, but what comes out is
"You are probably going to burn dinner"
> Or
"You should get us popsicles. For the good of mutantkind."
> Chrysalis is Mystique
> She doesn't quite get what the deal is
> She just flops around on the couch and looks at you with half-lidded eyes
> NMM is Storm
> "Magneto" and "Mystique" regularly plead for you to make her stop with the lightning already
> You touch your temple and tell her to play nice
> She rolls her eyes, and contents herself with floating around on her own little cloud