Title:           Thing pone
Author:          Typhoon2142
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First Edit:      Thursday 9th of April 2015 03:55:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 9th of April 2015 03:55:56 PM CDT

> You are anon
> You have been living in equestria for about a year now
> To you, it surprises you how the show was wrong and that the shit you used to read on /mlp/ was accurate
> You have seen everything from Bats, to Moths
>fuck... even plane ponies exist
> You are used to it now but something else just seems off
> You were along the path of the everfree forest when you heard some kind of noise
> Curious, you went into the woods to see what you could find
> After searching and hearing more and more of the same noises you then find a dark cave
> The noise seems to be coming from within the cave
> You venture in too the cave with your lighter
>as you venture deeper into the cave the noise seems to get even louder
>until it suddenly stops
> You start to wonder what could make the noises
> You then hear the sound of air swishing around and something very slimy behind you
>what you find is a light brown mare with tentacle coming out of its back hissing at you
“Christ, what the fuck are you?" you yell at it
> The pone tentacle "thing then starts to back off"
>" P- Please stay away from me" she yells in a somewhat distorted voice
> Either she is scared or is angry at you
“Listen I don't want to hurt you. I heard a strange noise and found this cave, please don't be scared"
> After a minute she seems to calm down but refuse to come close to you
>" Get rid of that in your hand, then we can talk" she says, now in a much sweeter voice
“But I can’t see you then, mind if we head outside first?" you ask it
>" I guess, I don’t even know where I am"
“Well come with me and I can show you
>" Ok" she says
> You and the pony then ventured out of the cave together
> When you exited, you noticed that the pony gave off another hiss and shilded her eyes
" You don't like the sun much don't you Miss..."
>" Thing" said the pony " " I just call myself Thing" she said
" Ok Miss Thing, my name is anon"
> you then put your hand out to only be grasped by one of her tentacles
> It felt slimy and wet
>" A pleasure to meet you anon" she said
> You were walking with Thing for some time
> you found out that she had been living in the woods for some time, but nobody seemed to notice her
> she said that she doens't fear much of anything, except fire
> you started to warm up to her and just as you were out of the forest you stopped when you saw her tentacles still out
" Shit, hey thing?"
>" Yes anon?"
" Can you like, hide your..
>" tentacles? yeah i can make myself look normal"
" Yeah, don't want to start a riot do we?"
> The she started to retracted her tentacles
> while doing so all you heard was the sound of tearing flesh and bubbling liquid
> you never did mind gore and shit, but this was something else
> after a few seconds of it it finally stopped and her multiple appendages were gone
"Does that hurt you at all"
>" It used to hurt a little, but now its pretty normal
>Then you and Thing started walking back to your house
> while in the middle of ponyville market, Thing started to act a little odd
> she was eyeing all the stallions in mares
> after a few minutes of walking you finally returned back to your house