Title: Father Anon (Collab) Author: TheCapskyLabs Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/t9dxBbYi First Edit: Friday 29th of January 2016 02:22:35 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Tuesday 2nd of February 2016 05:41:21 AM CDT "Giirls, I'm home!" >You check the watch on your wrist again >Yeah, 7PM, just as you promised >You'll be hearing 6 pairs of feet going down the stairs any second now >... >Aaany second now... >Oh for fucks sake   >Take off your shoes, hang the coat and go upstairs "Hey, girls?" >You approach their mane room >It's just a big spare room they found to be great for hanging around after school >They put a TV in there, and for last Christmas you got them that new SNES which just came out   >What's that smell?   "Hm?" >You slowly open the door "Ow." >They're all piled up on the bed >Sleeping >That smell is most probably sweat from playing for the whole weekend >Well, at least the game is good >You turn off the SNES, Castlevania IV title screen disappearing >Hope they saved, 'cause they ain't playing until after school tomorrow >Oh yeah, the school >You got them in a nice just-built high school 3 blocks away from your house >Could be worse, really >It could be the school /you/ studied in >You don't want your precious girls to have such experience, right? >Yeah, just look at them >They're innocent >They don't deserve it >A couple of cute girls like them won't survive for long in there >... >Well, they will /survive/, but you surely know what won't... >...   "Shoot." >Don't think about that >It's kinda depressing >You look at them again >Rarity's mumbling something on the edge >Rainbow's legs in her tight shorts spread apart over Applejack and Pinkie >Seems like Fluttershy tried getting on the bed, but failed and now she's kinda under it >Twilight's still sitting with a book in her lap, eyes shut >You'll let them rest, it was a long week with all the moving and whatnot... >Next week will be even harder   >Rise and shine, Mr. Anon E Moose, >Rise and shi- >"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!" >Pinkie, you should really go check your lungs, there's something wrong with them >They're too big "Yeah, I'm awake, Pinkie, thank you." >As you open your eyes, the sunlight pierces your skull and burns through the pillow below >"I got you ice cream in bed!" "Isn't it kinda early to eat cold stuff?" >"I heated it up!" >For fucks sake, Pinkie >She gives you a cup of hot sticky liquid >Is that... "Isn't it that chocolate ice cream I bought like, yesterday?" >"It is!" >... >Might as well drink i-- >Shit, it's hot >It's supposed to be ICE cream, Pinkie "I-it's great." >"Thanks, Dad!" >"Twilight gave me something and told me to put it in there..." >You take a sip >This day isn't going half bad, Pinkie lying on her belly beside you >Before going to school >Pinkie's mumbling something >She's probably really nervous >Well, you know you are >"...So she said it's 'vulva secretiones'. What does that mean?" >... >Alright, time to spit it out "You don't wanna know."   >...   >What does a father of 6 teenaged girls truly need? >Really good fuckin' nerves, that's what   "I think it's here." >You're at the CHS >Well, looks good >At least better than other schools you saw when driving around town in your van >Not sure 'bout that horse monument though, but... >Whatever "So, what'd you think girls?"   >"It's... bearable." "Come on Rarity, it's not /that/ bad. You'll like it once you get used to it, I'm sure of that."   >"Um... It's rather nice..." "That's the spirit, Flutters!"   >"Do they have a soccer team?" "Yeah! I heard they're pretty great, RD!" >You remembered yourself in high school for some reason   >"I'm more interested in their school average exam grades, if it's lower than state average, I don't think it fits us." "..." "I'll do some research on that, Twi." >Just like her mother   >"Ah personally think it's great." "Nice!"   "What about you, Pinkie?" >"Oooh! Yes! I saw that really cool place 'Sugarcube Corner' on the way here, girls, do you wanna go check it out after school?"   >"Sure!" >"Yeah!" >"Yep!" >"Yea!..." >"...I will need to do some research on that place first." "..." "I'm with you, Twi."   >...   >"Well, what are we waiting for? We'll be late!" >Girls panic at the realisation >They run out of the van in a hurry   "A'ite."   >...   >Something's not right >You look through the back seat row >A yellow-pink bag there >Wait what >Oh shoot >Oh shoop shoop >It's Fluttershy's bag! >You gotta give it back to her   >You're back at the Canterlot High >Hm, it's not that bad inside either >Girls will love this new school >Holding the bag, you go through the empty hall >Do they have a security post here? >Anything?   "Hello?"   >Looks like they don't >"How may I help you?" >Aaah! >You almost jumped out of your shoes there   >You turn around "Uh... Um, yes, about tha--" >... >Well, she's kinda blue >"I'm Vice Principal Luna. Nice to meet you." "Uh..." >Great "Yeah, my daughter forgot her bag in the car, can I give it back to her?" >"Sure, just leave it at our office. Follow me." >You grip the bag tighter, following the Vice Principal around school >... >Daym, those hips   >It's quite dark in their office, isn't it? >Well, Luna seems to be doing fine here >"Just leave the bag here and I'll return it to your daughter, Mr. Moose." >Her forms glow in the dark, so... >Hypnotizing >"Mr. Moose?" >Oh "Ow, hm, yeah, sure." >You put the yellow thingy on the chair you found purely by accident with your leg >Welp, time to go home and appreciate the silence >"Or... You can stay a little bit longer here, and..." >What is that supposed to-- >Oh   "Hm, I suppose I have some spare time..." >Luna passes by you, swaying her hips more with every step >Obviously she doesn't get a lot of practice >Click >Well, there's no escape now... >Luna turns to you "Hmph!" >That's a strong grip alright   >She's looking straight into your eyes >"Now, Anon..." >"Was getting caught part of your plan?" >Now... What? "Totally." >Your lips lock in a warm kiss >Ooh, she tastes like the Moon >Kinda expected >She smells like the fresh night air after rain >Luna tries moving closer to you, almost grinding against your chest with her boobs >U-unf >The Dong hardens   >Luna grinds against you harder, sligtly moaning in your ear >Her hand slides down your shirt >You feel your pants unbutton slowly "Aren't we rushing it, hm?" >"I don't care, 'Nonnymoose."   >You hear a muffled voice from behind the door >"...Vice-Principal Luna called me and said that your bag is in her office, Fluttershy." >"...Thanks, um..." >"Just Celestia." >"Thank you."   >"What are we waiting for?" >A soft, cold hand invades your pants >It's 1939 all over again   "Tshh, wait. What's that sound?" >"Huh?"   >The door opens >"Luna?" >"D-dad?"     >... >Well, now you're at Celestia's office >"Explain yourself." "..." >"..." >"Fluttershy, can you go out for a minute? Seems like these two need adult talk." >"...Of course." >Fluttershy walks out of the room >She seems more disappointed than angry >But her cheeks are burning... >"Mr. Moose, would you care to tell me what happened at our Vice Principal's office?" "Uh, even I'm not sure." >"Then we'll try a more... Effective method." "...Like what?"   >Celestia motions to the left and sets a chair down backwards >She sits down with a thud, legs protruding from either side of the backrest >Her eyes turn to slits as she looks at you, trying to gauge your angle >After a few moments silence, she opens her mouth to speak >”What were you doing with my sister, and I want the truth. Now.” >Oh fuck, they were sisters >Sweat starts to collect at the back of your neck “I.. We… Uh.” >Her eyes thin even more “I don't even know. Lu-- Vice Principal Luna was acting kinda wierd since I got here, to give Fluttershy her bag, as I said.” >"And you didn't even try resisting?" >Ow, busted >How are you gonna get out of this, big guy? >Luna, save me >"The only thing I remember is that I couldn't even control myself." >Luna tries crossing her arms, but realizes that she's tied up >Wait >You are as well >"And I can't do it even now, for some reason."