Title:           Food problems
Author:          That_Gai
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zTqSfzZP
First Edit:      Thursday 17th of December 2015 12:59:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 17th of December 2015 12:59:13 PM CDT

Attempt on ~2k character green, based on this pic
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/9/30/991678.png
 
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"Sorry i m too tired for story time, i will be sure to tell you a great one tommorrow alright?"
>The pony just keeps staring you for a while until it lets a annoyed sigh
>"I dont care about these dumb stories, just give me something to eat already"
"Cmon bonnie, Lyra is asleep, you can relax and be true to yourself with me"
>You went to a pet shop one day wanting to get some kind of exotic pet but when you saw the mint unicorn you were immediatelly hooked
>The owner said that you only could buy it if you also bought the other one as well
>You hadnt seen at first but there were two blue eyes tearing your soul from the other side of the cage
>Still you were so giddy to get two for one that you couldnt care less
>In the beginning it was quite rough but Bon Bon, as you would know later, sort of eased on you after a while
>Well mostly became indifferent to you unless she needed something
>Still even though she isnt bitting or kicking you anymore today is a great opportunity to strenghten this owner-pet relationship since Lyra's asleep
"What do you say you sleep with me tonight? Lyra loves snuggle nights"
>"Seriously? Just give me some hay so i can sleep in peace"
>"Ever since you gave lyra that hand-in-a-stick thing it feels like i dont exist anymore to her you know"
>Giving Lyra that backscratcher sure was one of the best ideas you ever had
>Your hand was starting to deform by being broken so many times by that pone
"Why dont we talk about it on the couch? I know you like belly rubs"
>That makes her face go as red as a tomato
>"I-I only take them so I dont feel left aside when Lyra is there too, its not that i like it...much..."
"What was that last part?"
>"Just give me the food!"
"Fine, but tommorrow i want you in bed for some snuggles, you need to relieve some of that stress"
>"Har, har, har, no."
"Cmon bonnie, look at lyra, she loves the snuggling sessions, theres back massages, belly rubs, ear scratches..."
>"For the love of Celestia i dont care, i dont see what Lyra sees on your hands that makes it so special but i, dont, care...can you just gimme my food already?"
>"And stop calling me bonnie!"
>Giving up you reach up to get the mare her food
>Someday you will have the cuddles with Bon Bon that Lyra talks so much about...
>...someday...