Title: Anon's City Naming Author: That_Gai Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/rhg88ppi First Edit: Monday 12th of October 2015 12:53:19 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Tuesday 7th of June 2016 12:01:16 PM CDT Original prompt: TS: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over a 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please. >Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >You are Anon >And your town is finally at a size where you can be considered a city >So you decided to call a meeting with the leader of each of the races that lived there >Which besides dragons and wild animals it was pretty much every specimen >Well there s also moondander, who s the only unicorn in the entire city >Anyway you re on your way to the meeting room, about 10 minutes late as always... >You decide to sprint the last 20 meters to show as if you had ran the entire way to there "Alright guys i suppose you all have something else to do so just throw your ideas and we ll pick the best one, i suggest Radland" >Some look at you with blank stares while others simply shake their heads >"How about Anontopia?" a griffon speaks up >"This land" a diamond dog says, not ginving time for anyone else to say their opinions about the other name >"Urgh we already told you" a pegasus says "we arent naming the town 'this land'"   >Its been 15 minutes and while you ve been trying to think on a creative name >Meanwhile everyone is just trying to put 'anon' in the city name for some reason >Not that you dont like it but it doesnt feel right either >The diamond dog in other hand simply cant let go and keep saying that same stupid name >If they werent so essencial for finding the resources and extracting it you wouldnt even have called him   ---1h later--- >"How about 'Anoncity'?" >"This land" >"We could call it 'Anonpólis'" >"Tecnically that s the same as Wave Rider suggested but more refined, i like it" >"This land" >Everyone frowns and goes back to thinking >"I know! We could call it 'The Anon Empire'!" >Okay that did it, you definetively would do something stupid because of your ego if you stayed "Hey guys you all are thinking on great names, so i gonna go to the R&D team and see if they need any help with new tech. Just give me the paper with the name of the city when i m giving the speech tommorrow." >And with that you get yourself out of that mad room >You really shouldnt have said that everyone should agree on the name for it to be set   >Today is the day you re going to annouce the city name for the public >You cant stop wondering what sort of anon related name it will be >Moondancer comes with the envelope and shoves it in your pocket, not daring to look on your eyes >She also seem to not have sleep at all this night >How long did that meeting really go on for? "Moondancer! What s wrong?" >She doesnt say anything and just your bedroom withouth turning back >Maybe she was scared that you d find the town name by talking to her? >Yeah she probably was faking being angry, though her bloodshot eyes seemed quite real >You decide to respect whatever went on at that room after you left and open the envelope only when announcing the name >You barely can hold the hype   >You just finished your speech about how great and awesome this town was >You had to make it count since the town name probably also have yours in it "And withouth further ado, i am happy to announce our town name. It is..." >DiS lanD >Fuck