Title: What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse (FR Short) Author: Th3seus Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/djdXNYLZ First Edit: Wednesday 20th of March 2013 05:02:20 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 20th of March 2013 05:02:20 PM CDT >What a horrible night to have a curse in Equestria >Not that there's ever a GOOD night to have one. >You sleep soundly in your bed. >Dreaming what humans trapped in magic horseland dream about. >Sweet human booty. >Awhh yiss, shit's getting hot. >But you're roused preemptively from your snooze by a violent knock on the door. >You sit up groggily in bed. God damn it... >You walk over to your dresser and throw on some clothes, all while the banging continues. I swear to God, if it's who I think it is... >You mutter as you descend the stairs. >Finally, you reach the door and swing it open. >What a surprise... What do you want, Fluttershy? >She looks terrified, and she pants as if she's out of breath. Aren't you, like... >You reach into your pocket, grab your pocket watch, and flick it open. ...Seven hours too early? >"No, Anon..." she gasps. "This isn't a guess. You n-need to help us..." >You sigh. Great, what's wrong? >"It's N-Nightmare Moon! Sh-She's back! And she's... constructed some castle in the middle of t-town..." >You lean to the right and glance out your door toward town. >...Yep, that's a castle alright. >It drives itself high into the night air, the giant, full moon stationed behind it, dark clouds rolling past. >"P-Please, Anon..." >You look down to the terrified yellow mare. >Ugh... Alright, fine. What do I have to do? >She smiles wide. >"Oh, th-thank you! Well, first..." >She blushes and looks to the ground. >Then spins around and bends over. >"I m-mean, if you don't mind..." >She gives you a wink. >Not with her eyes. >Groan... >You punt her over with your foot. Wait here. >You step over toward your living room cupboard. >Opening it up, you grab the one thing you've kept safe just in case such an incident happened... >Your trusty whip! >Well, it's for other things, too. >But Applejack hasn't hosted a rodeo in a while. >...Okay, maybe you never thought this would ever happen. >So what? >You walk back over to the door. >Fluttershy eyes your weapon. >"O-Oh..." she mumbles. "I d-didn't think we'd be moving so fast..." Shut up, Fluttershy. >You say as you leave your house, pulling her with you. Let's go.   >You arrive in town, which is completely desolate and vacated. >The air has a grim vibe to it. >You and Fluttershy walk slowly up to the castle gates... >Here we go... >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2qShQ_QMRg >You push the gate open and step into the courtyard of the castle. >All is silent as you and the yellow one slowly advance forward... >Suddenly, Fluttershy eeps.  >A skeletal p0ny emerges from the ground! Don't worry, I got this! >You yell, as you uncurl your whip in your hand. >The boney p0ny slowly walks over, moaning an eerie groan. >You pull your arm back and launch it forward. >*Wha-PAH!* >It cracks right at it, exploding its bones in all directions. >You smile smugly. Looks like... the ride's over for you... >...You forgot your sunglasses. >Fluttershy careens over and latches onto your leg. >"Oh, Anon! That was so heroic!" >Her wetness seeps through your jeans. >You kick her off and continue forward. >You approach some stairs that lead up to a higher platform. >Moonwalk up them. >At the top, two bat-wing pegasus p0nies materialize out the air and cackle. >You ready your whip once more. >*Sss!* What...? >You glance at the platform in front of you. >...Some kind of acid is reacting... >*Sss!* >It's dripping... >You glance up. >...Aha, that's the source of the acid! >It's seeping from those mares'... >... Are you fucking-- >One bat mare tries divebombing you, dripping acid as she does. >You dodge out of the way, avoiding the corrosive juices, then spin around and crack your whip at her. >*Wha-PAH!* >"Ahh~" >She squirms, an increase of acid pouring from her legs. >What in the name of -- >"Anon!" Fluttershy calls from a mild distance, "They're masochists!" >What!? >You jump quickly out of the way as the bat p0ny attempts again to knock you off the platform. >Well, no other choice! >You ready your whip once more. >*Wha-PAH!* >"Ahh~" >*Wha-PAH!!* >"OHH!~" >She can hardly contain it. >The acid is guzzling from her snatch. >One more...! >*Wha--PAH!!* >"AAAHHH!!!~" >The liquid geysers from between her legs as she orgasms, propelling her like a rocket ship. >She launches up at the speed of three RDs, disappearing Team Rocket style into the distance. >The other bat p0ny, having seen her friend fired away, backs up into the air and throws acid from a distance. >You try to reach her with your whip... >...But she's too far! Damn it! >"Anon!" you hear from behind you, "Use this!" >Still focused on the bat p0ny, you reach behind you and feel a handle of some sort. >...Ah, must be an axe! >You grip it, then with all your might, chuck the weapon as hard as you can. >A big, floppy, horsecock dildo gyrates through the air. >... >It slams into the bat mare's head, knocking her unconscious. >She falls into the pit below. >"...Oh, um... I meant on me..." >You turn around and face the yellow pegasus. >She's bashfully smiling. >... >You punt her as hard as you can into the pit below. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWBkmkQ_Q6s >She flutters back up behind you like Tails the Fox. >"I am eternal... like love..." You are annoying. Like chlamydia. >You sigh. Let's just hurry to the castle. >You and Fluttershy quickly make your way to the entrance and push open the doors. >Inside, several more skeletal p0nies await. >You dispatch them easily, your whip's crack audible throughout the halls, and perhaps even the town. >You reach a set of spiral stairs and climb as fast as you can, until you reach the top tower. >You push open the heavy wooden doors. >A pitch black alicorn greets you. >She cackles deliciously. >"Greetings, Anonymous! We've been expecting your arrival!" That's literally impossible. >You and Fluttershy walk up to her. >"I suppose you want to defeat us!" She bellows. "Well, there's only one way!" >You sigh. Let me guess, I have to rut y-- >"YOU HAVE TO RUT US!" ...Perfect. >Nightmare Moon turns around, presenting her glory to you. >"GIVE US THY MONKEY DICK, AND WE SHALL MAKE A SWEET SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT!" >You groan. >Fuck this... >You reach into your pocket and pull out your pocket watch. >You press the button in the middle. >...BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. >Time freezes as a noise counter begins. >Both mares in the room are completely immobile, paused from reality. >You walk over to Fluttershy. >She's mashing her twat looking in your direction. >...Does she always do this when you aren't looking...? >That aside, you pick her up and walk over to Nightmare Moon. >Vagoo first, you slide her down on top of NMM's horn until she can't go any further. >Then, you wrap your whip back up and take your leave. >Time returns to normal as you shut the large doors behind you. >You hear moans and wails of pleasure as you descend back down the stairs. >Fucking Equestria...   >Days later, you sit quietly at your kitchen table with a nice cup of joe, reading the newspaper. >Princess Luna seems to have eloped with some mysterious mare, fleeing the country. >Huh. >Coincidently, Fluttershy hasn't been around doing her usual guesses. >Funny how that works. >You take a sip of your coffee and exhale happily. >...*KNOCK* *KNOCK* KNOCK* >You groan a little. >Who could that be...? >You rise from the table and walk over to your door, flinging it open. >Daring Do stands exhausted before you. >"Anon!" she bellows, "The p0nazis have stolen the Sapphire Stone from the Canterlot Museum! You gotta help me get it back!" >You inhale deeply, then exhale. ...Alright, fine. >You step over to your cupboard and grab your whip. Can we stop by Rarity's on the way? >You say as you and Daring exit your house. I want a hat made real quick.   END.