Title:           Link Anon (FR One-Shot)
Author:          Th3seus
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FkqKA67c
First Edit:      Thursday 24th of January 2013 01:23:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 24th of January 2013 01:23:53 PM CDT

>Day Going Alone Anyway in Equestria
>Wake up to a glorious day
>Shit, shower, shave
>Put on your trademark green garbs and grab your blade
>Head downstairs for a nutritious breakfast of Hylie-O's
>Suddenly, there's a knock on the door
>You head over to answer it
SYEEEAH?
>You ask
>It's Bananahush, holding what looks like a cloth
>"H-hi Anon..."
NYEEEAH!
>"Oh, um... okay..."
>She looks down to her rag
>"I know your secret, Anon..."
Gwuh...?
>"You can't speak properly... no one can understand you..."
IIIIYAAH!
>How did she know?!
>"So I'm going to knock you out with this... a-and have my way with you... and no one will be able to understand your cries for help..."
>She gets a devious smile
RYYEEEAH!
>You yell in protest
>She launches herself on you, forcing the rag against you
>You struggle, but she's far stronger than you thought
>But you persist, holding your own against her advances, until you throw her off, causing her to land flat on her back, dazed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs8CpvKLRvA
>You draw your sword and start wailing on her, hit after hit, slice after slice!
>Eventually she snaps!
>She rises into the air, moaning in pain and defeat
>She grows darker and darker, until eventually, she explodes in a dark cloud
>A shiny, jewel heart container drops from where she disappeared
>You snag it, feeling rejuvenated and quite a bit stronger
>Now what was it you were gonna do again?
>Oh yeah, you need apples. Better head over to Applejack's
>Today was fairly standard