Title:           Gotta Follow My Rainbow (FR One-Shot)
Author:          Th3seus
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/JyEAHqHz
First Edit:      Monday 28th of January 2013 06:54:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 28th of January 2013 06:54:28 PM CDT

>A golden, royal chariot is being pulled by two flying guard pegasi
>Inside, a figure is detained by a third pegasus
>”This is Chariot Alpha 2, heading due over Canterlot,”
>The pegasus in the chariot says, communicating via magic
>”We’re on route, everything’s a go, over.”
>”This is control tower,” a voice responds
>It sounds like the princess…
>”Report cargo status on captured human, over.”
>”That’s a 10-4,” he responds. “Cargo is secure, and— WHAT!?“
>Suddenly, there’s a ruckus on board
>”Didn’t copy that, over!” the princess clarifies
>”The human is out of binds, and—AUGH!”
>What’s going on!?”
 
>You are Anon
>And like HELL you’re going to Molestia’s rape dungeon!
>She’s been trying to capture you for too long. This is the closest she’s come in a while, but…
>Looks like you’ll be disappointing her again
>You knocked out the pegasus guard that was keeping you captive
>The other two pegasi piloting the chariot are just noticing you now
>”Freeze!” one yells, “What do you think you’re doing!?
>”Get that human!” the other screams
>You smirk over at them, before grabbing a chunk of metal from the side of the chariot and tearing it off
>It makes a nice plank
Talk about low budget flights!
>You start to say snarkily
No food or movies? I’m outta here!
>You step to the edge of the chariot
I like running better!
>They gape their mouths at you, as if to say, “What the hell are you doing!?”
>You give them a wave goodbye, before diving back first into the air
>You snap the board on your feet magically, and spin around for kicks
WOOOOOOH!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKVkH8dtWs
>You slam down hard on the streets of Canterlot, miraculously not snapping your legs
>You’re high up in the city, and there’s only one place to go
>Downhill
>You pick up speed incredibly quickly, the fashioned snowboard sending sparks in every direction
>P0nies start jumping out of your way as you weave around carriages, carts, and the like
>Shadows begin to cast down around you
>Shadows of pegasi
>”All units!” one yells
>”The suspect is due south! Close off all major intersections! Capture the suspect at all costs!”
>HA! Like that’ll happen!
>You grip your board and make a sharp left turn around a corner, showering the snobby residents in sparks
>You snake back around the other direction, continuing your trek downhill
>A cart lies down on the road ahead, fashioning a nice make-shift ramp
You head right for it, ducking down with your knees, before launching off, pressing up, and taking high into the air
>A pegasus guard tries to tackle you out of the air
>But instead, he’s too low, and you plant the board down on top of him, launching yourself up higher
>High in the air, you slam down onto the side of  building, grinding at insane speeds around the edges of various architecture
>Down a cable you go, raining down sparks as you go
>P0nies are starting to marvel at your insanely impractical downhill city-boarding abilities
>”GET HIM! Celestia demands that human in her personal quarters!”
>You let out a wise-crackin’ laugh
>They actually think they can catch you
>How quaint!
>Another section of downhill streets appears, so you hop off the cable and slam down to it, gaining even more speed
>Launching off another cart, you take air, doing a 1080 with ease
>While upside down
>And wise cracking
>Landing down just before a curve, you turn sharply, easily rounding it
>You’ve far outrun the guards
>You round one more turn, seeing a small, park-like area of the city
>You hop up to a nearby carriage, grind along the corner of it, and use it for height to hop again, clearing the fence blocking it in
>You hop off the board before landing, doing a few roles for safety
>Rolling perfectly up straight, you raise your arm and catch your golden street board
>Damn, you are so cool
>You look over to your right
>A few female p0nies are gazing over to you
>You smile at them, giving them a thumbs up and a wink
>They all swoon and pass out
>Just like always
>You take a step or two, ready to find the exit of the city
>But another shadow is cast above you, blotting out the sun
>A large, white p0ny slams down hard, almost causing the ground to shake
>She looks up to you hungrily
>She’s drooling, and her eyes are mere dots
>Oh shit!
>Molestia herself!
>Time for Act 2!
[spoiler]There is no Act 2[/spoiler]
 
Guys, something’s wrong. I don’t even play Sanic. I think I just have some weird temporary obsession with City Escape, because [spoiler]the song is so fucking unironically amazing.[/spoiler]