Title:           And Everything Nice Pt. 4
Author:          Th3seus
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First Edit:      Friday 22nd of February 2013 01:51:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 22nd of February 2013 01:51:11 AM CDT

>Once you arrived at Sugarcube Corner, you got right down to work
>You and Pinkie Pie started setting the table with all kinds of snacks
>As well as getting the music ready and the dance area cleared
>You also had to clear a space for a keg that her friend Applejack was apparently bringing
>According to Pinkie, it’s going to be full of “cider”
>Which you suspect is an alcoholic drink
>Which is fine by you
>If anything, it’ll make things easier
>Just make sure it’s at the right time is all…
Hey Pinkie…
>You ask as you decorate the walls
>”Mhmm?” she responds cheerily
Do you have any… well, stallions in your life?
>She adjusts the chairs and tables just right
>”Mmm… nope!”
>She trots off into the kitchen, you’re guessing to get more snacks out
N-No? How come?
>You call out to her
A mare like you not getting the guys?
>You laugh a little
That’s ridiculous!
>She trots back out with a plate between her teeth
>”I dunno!” she giggles
>…she’s not being very straightforward about this…
>But… it’s Pinkie Pie… were you really expecting her to be?
>No, you won’t get this out by simple conversation
>You’ll have to be more pursuing later in the night
>Read the signs
>Put yourself out there a little
>See how she responds…
>…yeah, that’ll work
>…
>Do you really want to do this?
>…
>You sigh
>…you need to know
 
>The party has begun, and all of Pinkie Pie’s other friends have arrived
>There’s a purple one, Twilight Sparkle
>A unicorn, by the horn on her head
>Booksmart and a little nerdy
>Rainbow Dash, another pegasus, who’s athletic and a bit tomboyish
>Rarity, another unicorn, apparently in the fashion business
>Her occupation intrigues you the most
>And Applejack, a farm p0ny, who arrived dragging a wooden keg behind her
>”Hey y’all! Th’real party kin begin now!”
>The p0nies all cheer
>You delicately clap your hands as well with a smile
>…that’s strange
>Fluttershy still hasn’t come yet…
>Once all the guests have arrived, Pinkie Pie zips over to you and drags you over to her friends
>”Guys! Guys! This here’s Femanon! The human! The girl I told you about!”
>You practically stumble forward as Pinkie drops you off before them
>They all look up to you with a tinge of wonder on their face
>You giggle a little
Hey girls…
>They all gape their mouths and look at one another
>Then back to you, and smile
 
>You told the same story for the third time
>What you are, who you are, where you’re from, what you did, [spoiler]as long as you love me[/spoiler]
>They all listened diligently, fascinated with what you had to say
>Applejack fetched you a mug of cider to start sipping on while you spun your yarn
>It’s pretty good stuff!
>Finally, when they’ve all heard as much as they wanted to hear, the real partying could begin
>”Well it’s great ta have another friend among us!” Applejack announces, raising her mug
>They all cheer and raise their mugs in agreement
>”Darling, you absolutely HAVE to let me make some clothing for you!” Rarity announces
>You smile, and look down to your current clothes
>Well… they are pretty dirty
>…and maybe Rarity can make you something cute
I’d love to, Rarity. As long as it’s stylish!
>You say with a wink
>She gives a joking gasp
>”Oh, it. Is. On!”
>You both share a laugh
>Rarity’s alright, too
>They’re all good people… er, p0nies
>You glance over to Pinkie Pie
>She’s stuffing her face with sweets and downing an entire mug of cider
>You crack a little smile
>”…you and Pinkie Pie are awfully good friends already, aren’t you?”
>You dart your head back down to Rarity
>The other p0nies have gone off to do their own things
>Rarity sits there with a smile
Oh, um… yeah, we really hit it off…
>You nervously laugh a little to yourself
>”Mhmm… mhmm…” she says while nodding and smirking, “tell me darling, and please take no offense… you’re definitely a girl, right?”
>You’re taken a little aback
Of course I’m a girl!
>She smiles at that statement
>”Just checking… then tell me…” she says, leaning in a little closer
>You raise your eyebrow for a bit, then lean in to meet her
>She whispers
>”Why have you taken such a liking to Ms. Pinkie Pie over there?”
>Pinkie is downing cider from the tap
>She must have the tolerance of an entire fraternity house
>A deep pink hue envelops your face
>You rear your head back
Wh-What? I don’t have a thing for Pinkie!
>You say in a whispery yell
>Rarity giggles
>”Darling, please, I know a look of infatuation when I see one.”
>You glance to either side of you
>You try to think of something to say
>But nothing comes to mind
>You just sigh and drop your shoulders in defeat
>Rarity acknowledges this with a playful punch
>”Ms. Femanon, are female-female bonds among the norm in your species?”
>You glance back over to Pinkie
N-No, not… really…
>Rarity re-grabs your attention
>”Well hun, you may be in luck. Because Pinkie over there is the furthest thing from the norm that I know!”
>You blush again
Y-You mean… she likes… she likes…
>”She likes mares?”
>You nod meekly
>Rarity giggles
>”Sorry to spoil your mood, but we have no idea what Pinkie likes.”
>You both glance over to her
>Still shoveling candy into her mouth
>”She’s… she’s an odd one.”
>You giggle
Yeah… she really is.
>”But!” She says, sharp enough to snap your attention away from Pinkie, “I wouldn’t let that discourage you from trying, my dear.”
>She gives you a wink
>Your cheeks get even redder
>”Who knows? Maybe you’re the one for her.”
>You nervously laugh and scratch the back of your head
Thanks Rarity…
>She smiles back at you
I mean… you know, until recently, I didn’t even have any thought about other girls like this… this was a recent thought…
>You bite your bottom lip
A recent change…
>She gasps, and her eyes twinkle
>”Oh, then it must have been love at first sight!”
>Love at first sight…?
>You think back to the dream
>And your state of waking…
…heh, yeah… maybe that’s it…
>You glance away and scratch your arm
>”Well, no hurry, dearie, but maybe see what you can salvage from the night,” she says with another wink
>You smile and wink back at her
 
>You are now Rarity
>And this is so cute!!
>Femanon the Human has a crush on Pinkie Pie!
>Oh how long you’ve tried to set Pinkie up with somep0ny nice
>And look who comes along!
>She seems like an absolute joy of a girl
>Maybe Pinkie would actually take a liking to her
>Wouldn’t that be fantastic…
>Femanon goes and refills her cider, then heads to the table for some snacks
>And hopefully to start up a conversation with Pinkie
>Oh, you’ll HAVE to help Femanon out with this!
>She can keep you updated with all the details
>Perhaps you could discuss it over a spa date!
>You squee and giggle silently to yourself
>A new girlfriend to have around
>This is fabulous!
>You hear the door open
>The entire party turns their head
>Fluttershy stands at the entrance, slowly making her way in
>”H-Hi everyp0ny… sorry I’m late…”
>Everyp0ny, including Femanon, all wave and vocalize a “hello!” of some sort to her as she walks in
>She makes her way over to you
>”Hello Rarity, are you having a good time?”
>You take a sip of your cider
Marvelous, dear.
>You say with a smile
>”That’s great to hear. I’m hoping this will be a fun night for me too,” she says with a smile
>She glances over to the only human in the room
>”Have you met Femanon yet, Rarity?”
>You silently giggle to yourself
Yes, I have. She’s WONDERFUL. I love her already!
>Fluttershy smiles, still looking at her
>”Yeah, isn’t she the greatest…?”
>Her eyes linger on her
>…for a little too long
>Femanon is bent leaning on the table, talking to Pinkie across it
>Fluttershy’s eyes…
>They’re… all over her flank
>Your heart sinks a little
>Oh no…
>Does Fluttershy…
Darling…
>You say
>You think the worry was a little too noticeable in your voice
>Fluttershy snaps away from Femanon’s plot and back to you
>”Yes, Rarity?”
You’re… you’re well acquainted with Femanon as well, yes?
>She nods
>”Yes, I am. I was the first one she met, and she spent the night at my house her first night here.”
>You nod nervously and take a sip of your cider
You don’t happen to… to have your sights set on her or anything… do you?
>She turns to you
>And her yellow cheeks turn a nice shade of pink
>”…am… am I that easy to read?”
>She says with a meek smile
A little…
>Ohh boy…
>Now look what you’ve done
>You’ve gotten yourself smack in the middle of some bizarre love triangle
>”And… and I think… that Femanon feels the same about me…”
>You turn to her with a flabbergasted expression
>She’s blushing up a storm
H-How do you know that?
>”Well,” she says as she scratches her leg, “I wasn’t really sure I actually could feel this way about another girl… I was so confused and scared…”
>You nod, to keep her going
>What evidence could she possibly have?
>”And, well… when I finally accepted it… I asked Femanon if she’d ever had that kind of experience… thinking you know something about yourself, then it changing…”
And…?
>”And she said…”
>She smiles widely
>”She said she had!”
>You look at her with disbelief
>Where had you heard that before…?
>You glance over to Femanon and Pinkie Pie
>…of course you know where you heard that! Just a couple minutes ago!
>And you know who it was about!
>…not Fluttershy…
Oh, Fluttershy, dear…
>You say
I don’t think—
>…you catch yourself
>…you can’t go around telling people Femanon’s feelings for Pinkie
> She told you those in confidence, surely!
>You must keep your mouth shut, Rarity!
I… I don’t think she meant those about you…
>Fluttershy’s smile fades
>And is replaced with that of confusion
>”Wh-What do you mean…? Of course she did… who else could she mean…?”
>…smooth move, Rarity
>Now you’ve cornered yourself!
>But you have to get her off of Femanon’s scent
>She can’t surely love her, right…?
>She’s just… infatuated
>With the idea of her
>She loves animals
>…not that Femanon is an animal
>Oh Rarity…
>Time to play janitor and clean up this mess
I’m… not sure! But I was just talking with her, and… I don’t think she sees you as more than a friend.
>Fluttershy stares at you
>Her ears flop down slowly
>And her eyes water a little
>Oh dear…
>…then, they perk right back up
>She closes her eyes happily and smiles
>”Oh Rarity, I’m sure you were mistaken. I know she has feelings for me.”
>She trots off, toward the keg for a drink
>”You’ll see!”
>You stand there, mouth agape
>Oh dear…
>Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy…
>She’s a great friend
>One of your best
>But… you know her
>She can get a little… attached
>She’s just infatuated at the moment
>It’ll pass…
>You glance over to Femanon and Pinkie Pie
>Laughing, talking, having a good time
>You smile to yourself
>That’s where the true feelings are
>That’s what you want to help into fruition
>You’ll assist any way you can
 
>You are now Femanon
>And this party is turning out to be great!
>All of Pinkie’s friends are great mares
>But you really hit it off with Rarity
>She’s a sweet girl
>And is so very supportive of your awkward feelings toward Pinkie Pie
>You girls should hang out sometime
>And now you’re just relaxing by the sweets table, talking with Pinkie
>You glance behind you and see Rarity and Fluttershy conversing
>You’re glad she finally made it
>You sip your cider, finishing your second mug
>Pinkie Pie has already had countless
>You think you’re finally starting to see the effects
>She’s a little more wobbly than usual
>And even more fluid looking than usual Pinkie Pie
>”Isn’t this just the best welcome party ever!?” She announces
>You grab a cookie and giggle
>Subconsciously leaning over the table to make your breasts look bigger
It’s amazing, Pinkie. Better than I ever expected!
>She trots over to you –clearly a little tipsy- and wraps her hooves around your waist
>”I’m so glad we’re friends…”
>You pause for a moment
>…then return her hug
Me too, Pinks…
>This feeling…
>You want it to last forever
>…she breaks the hug
>…Ohh
>And laughs
>”Silly billy!” she exclaims as she sees your mug, “You have some catching up to do!”
>You look at her, rubbing the area she was just wrapped around
>Your heart is racing
>…yeah, more cider would probably be a good idea
>Pinkie takes your mug and hers, and fills both up to the rim
>She brings it over, and you two cheers
>You down your mug quickly, the sweet taste coating your tongue down to the back of your throat
>”Another!?” She asks hyperactively
Yeah, sure!
>She seems to adamant about it
>You don’t want to let her down or hurt her feelings
>Not tonight
>You down another mug of cider
>”One more!”
>You laugh
>This is high school all over again…
>You hope your tolerance is still up to par…
 
>Yo[spoiler]u are F[/spoiler]ema[spoiler]non[/spoiler]
>AND YOU’RE [spoiler]SOOO[/spoiler]OO fucking DR[spoiler]UNK[/spoiler]!
>Dammmmn, girl, you weren’t [spoiler]supposed[/spoiler] to get this drunk
>You and [spoiler]Ponky P[/spoiler]oo sit d[spoiler]o[/spoiler]wn and laugh toget[spoiler]nope[/spoiler]
>She’s also
>Ohh…
>[spoiler]Your head swims![/spoiler]
>…[spoiler]what?[/spoiler]
>…oh!
>She’s also pretty drunk!
>[spoiler]You’re bent ov[/spoiler]er the table, both [spoiler]eating so ma[/spoiler]ny cookies
>Holy shit you’re hungry
>[spoiler]Rememb[/spoiler]er back in high sc[spoiler]hool[/spoiler] when you’d eat all that Kr[spoiler]aft D[/spoiler]inner after drinking?
>…[spoiler]what?[/spoiler]
>Oh!
>You’re both sitting, eating [spoiler]you fucking LOVE cupcakes![/spoiler]
>She’s saying something…
>[spoiler]What are you saying, you horse?[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]God, she’s cute…[/spoiler]
God… you’re cute, Pinky…
>She [spoiler]replies with a giggle[/spoiler]
>”[spoiler]You too,[/spoiler] Emmmmy!
>[spoiler]Holy shit, these COOK[/spoiler]IES!
>You stuff [spoiler]you[/spoiler]r face
>Who’s this horse?
>OH [spoiler]SHIT![/spoiler]
>[spoiler]IT’S[/spoiler] RARITY!
Yooo Rare!!
>You bellow
>[spoiler]This horse is[/spoiler] giggling at you two
>”[spoiler]Had a li[/spoiler]ttle too much, [spoiler]huh gi[/spoiler]rls?
>WHITE [spoiler]GIRL[/spoiler] WASTEEE[spoiler]EEE[/spoiler]EED!
>You giggle
Maybe… a little…
>Rarity [spoiler]is smiling[/spoiler]
>Pinkie’s saying something now…
>”I haven’t [spoiler]had this much ci[/spoiler]d[spoiler]er in[/spoiler] a long time!”
>That’s what she said, right?
>Yeah, you think that’s [spoiler]damn that tail is cute…[/spoiler]
>You reach [spoiler]over and grab the fluffy[/spoiler]thing
I LO[spoiler]VE you[/spoiler]r tail, Pinkie!
>SHIT! Don’t blow it!
>[spoiler]She can’t know yet![/spoiler]
>You stumble [spoiler]just a lil bit[/spoiler]
>”Darling, maybe you should [spoiler]Fuck, what are you saying, horse woman?[/spoiler]”
What?
>”I said maybe you should lie down for a bit.”
>[spoiler]Ohh man…[/spoiler]
Maybe… maybe that’s a [spoiler](Fuck, you’re a cutie, Pinkie…)[/spoiler]
>”Didn’t catch that, dear.”
Good idea! Probably a good idea…
>”Yeah!” says the [spoiler]pink[/spoiler] one, [spoiler]”Let’s go lie down, Emmmy![/spoiler], I’m a little [spoiler]TIPSY TURVY[/spoiler] myself!”
>HOOLY [spoiler]shoot[/spoiler]! Pinkie wants to lay down [spoiler]FEEL HER ASS[/spoiler] noo, don’t do that… but [spoiler]she wants[/spoiler] to lay with you…
>…no, don’t [spoiler]don’t make the move[/spoiler] just yet… not when you’re [spoiler]blackout drunk[/spoiler] a little tipsy…
>Just enjoy [spoiler]some snuggles if you[/spoiler] can get them…
Yeeah, okay, let’s go do that…
>Rarity is leading [spoiler]FUCKING STAIRS[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]You fall down[/spoiler], you think [spoiler]you may be[/spoiler] hurt
>Rarity picks you [spoiler]HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THIS MAGIC??[/spoiler]
I’m… ohh, am I in the air…? [spoiler]What was that one Beatles song again…?[/spoiler]
>”Yes, dearie, [spoiler]I don’t want you walk[/spoiler]ing in this condition
>”HI EMMY!”
>[spoiler]Ponkie Poo[/spoiler] is [spoiler]floating too[/spoiler]
>You’re [spoiler]rolling around in the air…[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]fuuuuuck, th[/spoiler]is is fun…
>You hear a door creak open
>[spoiler]This is soft… is it[/spoiler] a bed…?
>Totally is…
>”Now girls, ju[spoiler]st relax and tr[/spoiler]y to sober up a bit, hmm?”
>Rarity… [spoiler]oh wow, she’s like breathing[/spoiler] in your ear almost…
>She’s whispering
>”[spoiler]Tell me about anything after, okay?”[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]You hear[/spoiler] giggles…
Yeah, gotcha!
>You yell
>[spoiler]You thum[/spoiler]bs up in the air!
>[spoiler]Does she even know what that means?[/spoiler]
>”Have a good rest, girls!”
>You hear [spoiler]shit, you hear a lot of things…[/spoiler]
>Oh damn you missed it…
>But there [spoiler]was probably a do[/spoiler]or closing noise…
>You push yourself up higher in the [spoiler]bed[/spoiler] and re-ad[spoiler]fuck descriptions, you climb in bed[/spoiler]
>It’s cozy…
>Oh wow, [spoiler]your side is real w[/spoiler]arm…
>[spoiler]Goddamn it, fucking[/spoiler] look
>Penty Pee is [spoiler]snuggling into you[/spoiler]
>”You’re so warm, Emmy… [spoiler]do you mind[/spoiler] if I cu[spoiler]ddle you a bit…?[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]FUCK SELF CONTROL[/spoiler]
>You grab [spoiler]the pink mare and pr[/spoiler]actically [spoiler]lift her up and into you[/spoiler]
>You wrap your [spoiler]arms around her[/spoiler]
>And hug
>[spoiler]God this hug feels good…[/spoiler]
>Pinkie places a ho[spoiler]of on your che[/spoiler]st, kind of [spoiler]by your taa-taas…[/spoiler]
>”Thanks, Emmy… [spoiler]I love cuddling… you’re a go[/spoiler]od cuddler…”
You too, Pinkie…
>[spoiler]Fucking focus, Femanon, this shit is great…[/spoiler]
>Your b[spoiler]oobs are bouncing a b[/spoiler]it
>You look down…
>[spoiler]Pinkie, eyes closed, is pla[/spoiler]ying with them a bit…
>You don’t mind at all
>[spoiler]Fuuuck, don’t get t[/spoiler]oo wet ton[spoiler]ight… that’d be embar[/spoiler]rassing
>[spoiler]God, this feels so amazing[/spoiler]
>She[spoiler]’s so cud[/spoiler]dly…
>Her warmth envelops you
>[spoiler]You just en[/spoiler]joy and embra[spoiler]ce it…[/spoiler]
>Until [spoiler]sleep t[/spoiler]akes you…
 
>You are now Fluttershy
>And you’re having a nice time with your friends here…
>You just wish you were hanging out with Femanon a little more…
>Maybe try to talk to her… put the… the moves on…
>You blush at the thought
>Could you really…?
>You mean… it would be nice to see her… parts…
>Or touch them…
>…WITH her knowing…
>Ohh…
>..but until then, it’s not hurting anybody, right…?
>…actually, you haven’t seen Femanon since you got here an hour or however long ago
>She was with Pinkie…
>Now she’s gone…
>You walk over to Rainbow Dash, who just finished talking with Applejack about something
Hey, Dash…
>You ask bashfully
>”How’s it going, Flutters?”
Well, I was just wondering… have you s-seen Femanon around? I can’t find her…
>Rainbow laughs
>”New girl? She got caught up in a drinking competition with Pinkie a while back,” she laughs to herself, “losing battle from the start…”
>Oh my, she’s… drunk…?
>Oh dear…
>Oh my…
>What could you do with her in that state…?~
Do… do you know where she is now then?
>Dash sips her drink
>”Yeah, Rarity put her and Pinkie Pie upstairs to sleep it off for a bit.”
>Your hearts sinks a little
>Pinkie Pie…?
>They’re… sharing a bed…?
>Oh dear…
>…no, they’re just friends, right?
>It’s nothing…
O-Okay… thanks Rainbow Dash…
>”Anytime,” she calls to you as you walk towards the stairs
>You arrive at the bottom of the stairs
>You gaze up the long, lonesome ascent
>Ohh, you hope nothing bad is happening up there…
>One hoof
>In front of the other
>Then the other…
>Soon, you’re up the stairs
>You round the corner
>And approach the room…
>Slowly, you open the door
>…
>Oh dear…
>Femanon and Pinkie Pie are locked in a cuddle
>Pinkie Pie has a hoof and head on Femanon’s bouncy chest nipple area…
>And Femanon’s arms encapsulate Pinkie…
>…this is just a misunderstanding
>A drunk one…
>You take to the air, flutter over the two, and begin detaching their cuddling hands
>Drunk, they don’t even care
>Eventually Pinkie’s grip gives, and she rolls over to the other side
>Femanon, who’s probably much farther along than Pinkie, doesn’t even budge
>She’s passed out hard
>You approach her, ready to haul her onto your back
>You get a good whiff of her crotch before you do
>…she’s wet
>Ohh my~
>You drop her from the bed onto your back, and begin carrying her out of the room
>Down the stairs, into the main area
>The other girls catch sight of you carrying her
>”Whoooah nelly,” Applejack chimes in, “poor girl. She didn’t know any better. Drinkin’ against Pinkie’s bound ta end in a blackout.”
>The other girls giggle along
>Not in a demeaning way, just for fun
>”Admirable nonetheless.” Twilight says, “Are you carrying her back to your place, Fluttershy?”
>You pause for a second
>Then nod
Y-Yes, she’s quite intoxicated, I gotta make sure she’s properly put to bed…
>Rarity slowly walks over
>She gives you a look
>You can’t tell what kind
>”…darling, maybe it’s best if Femanon stays here for the night.”
>Your heart skips a beat
Oh, no Rarity! She said she wanted to stay at my place… it’s where she first came, and she thinks of as her… hotel, kind of…
>Rarity raises an eyebrow
>She knows your feelings for her
>”…now,” she whispers so the others can’t hear, “no funny business, okay?”
>You listen intently
>”I know you’re not one for that, so I trust you. Just… make sure she sleeps alright, and don’t do anything to her. Alright?”
>…wow, she’s letting you do it
>And here you thought she’d stop you dead in your tracks!
>Good thing she trusts you so much!
Not a thing, Rarity, right to bed!
>Rarity, with a straight face, nods
>”Tell her in the morning to stop by my boutique,” she says, walking back to the other girls, “I have some things I want to tell and share with her.”
>You nod
I will, Rarity. Goodnight, everyp0ny!
>Everyp0ny bids you a good night
>You leave the building, the night air still and chilly
>You start your small trek back to your cottage
>You look up to the unconscious, blacked-out Femanon on your back
…ohh my~
>You say, thinking of all the things to do
>The places on her to explore
>To… play with
>And she’ll never know…
 
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End of Part 4